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  • Pasta Fazule
    Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
    • Jan 2013
    • 6

    #1

    Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

    I am a Roman Catholic with an open mind and very much enjoy your sight.

    I am not sure if Catholicism is the correct form of Christianity and would like to join this forum to help make up my mind.

    I am a married male (no children yet) originally from Italy and I love soccer.

    My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

    Originally posted by Forza Napule View Post
    I am a Roman Catholic with an open mind and very much enjoy your sight.

    I am not sure if Catholicism is the correct form of Christianity and would like to join this forum to help make up my mind.

    I am a married male (no children yet) originally from Italy and I love soccer.

    My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
    Cathlics aren't any form of Christian, dear.

    Why don't you renounce the pope and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior, instead? Are you afraid of what they'll do to you?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

      How come you don't post with an Italian accent?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pasta Fazule
        Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
        • Jan 2013
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

        I dont think I can disavow the Pope just yet.
        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

          Originally posted by Forza Napule View Post
          I dont think I can disavow the Pope just yet.
          In that case, you'll join him in hellfire.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pasta Fazule
            Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
            • Jan 2013
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            How come you don't post with an Italian accent?

            .
            lol

            I speak and right perfect English as both my parents were fluent and taught me from a early age.
            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

              Dear friend:

              I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. I used to be a Catholic, and when I first heard of Landover Baptist Church, I tried to debate them so that they would see the truth of Catholicism. As I studied the Bible to formulate my arguments, I saw the many ways in which the word of the Catholic Church contradicts the Word of God, and eventually I realized that Landover Baptist Church was right and that I was wrong. I repented of my Catholicism, accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ rather than Mary or the Pope as my Lord and Savior, and underwent believer's baptism, the only kind authorized by Scripture.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Pasta Fazule
                Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
                • Jan 2013
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Dear friend:

                I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. I used to be a Catholic, and when I first heard of Landover Baptist Church, I tried to debate them so that they would see the truth of Catholicism. As I studied the Bible to formulate my arguments, I saw the many ways in which the word of the Catholic Church contradicts the Word of God, and eventually I realized that Landover Baptist Church was right and that I was wrong. I repented of my Catholicism, accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ rather than Mary or the Pope as my Lord and Savior, and underwent believer's baptism, the only kind authorized by Scripture.
                Hello Pastor Isaac. thank you for your words of encouragment.

                I have four female family member all named Maria Maddalena and favoritr bible part is

                James 2:24 See how a person is justified by works and not by faith alone

                I really love Mary as the mother of God as has been taught to me all my life and also revere the Pope although I do not like the fact the current pontiff is German.
                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                  Originally posted by Pasta Fazule View Post
                  I really love Mary as the mother of God as has been taught to me all my life
                  Then I'm afraid that you've been taught wrongly all your life.

                  Matthew 12:47-50: Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee. But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

                  Luke 11:27-28: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.


                  and also revere the Pope
                  Where in the Bible does it say that there is to be a Pope? I know what Christ said to Peter, but what does that have to do with anyone since?

                  although I do not like the fact the current pontiff is German.
                  How is that relevant?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • Pasta Fazule
                    Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                    Martin Luther was German and I have been taught that he was a bad man and a selfish revolutionary who destabalized a whole region with his actions.

                    I am beginning to realize that I may have been brainwashed in some way.....
                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                    • Pasta Fazule
                      Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                      I go now

                      I have to be up by 6.30am to watch Napoli play Fiorentina in the soccer.

                      ciao tutti

                      buona notte
                      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049

                        #12
                        Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                        Welcome, Pasta! You're named after one of my favorite foods! What kind of noodles do you prefer? I like them long and thick.
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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #13
                          Re: Buongiorno Landover Baptisti

                          Originally posted by Pasta Fazule View Post
                          ...I have been taught...
                          There's your problem. READ!
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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