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  • #31
    Re: Hello.

    Please stop picking on jerk job. He does have a picture. I actually have a picture of him picking his nose and eating it; but I do not wish to embarass him further. We are Christians my brothers and sisters. Let's stop acting like 15 year old trollers trying to make fun of the greatest thing that has ever happened to mankind, Jesus snotball.

    As for me, personally, I think, with all the love I can muster, that you, brother sloppy chin job, are an outstanding example of birth by anal sex that I have ever seen. I mean that from my heart. Don't anybody dare touch or manipulate this. PLEASE!!!

    I want him to know we are sincere.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Please stop picking on jerk job. He does have a picture. I actually have a picture of him picking his nose and eating it; but I do not wish to embarass him further. We are Christians my brothers and sisters. Let's stop acting like 15 year old trollers trying to make fun of the greatest thing that has ever happened to mankind, Jesus snotball.

      As for me, personally, I think, with all the love I can muster, that you, brother sloppy chin job, are an outstanding example of birth by anal sex that I have ever seen. I mean that from my heart. Don't anybody dare touch or manipulate this. PLEASE!!!

      I want him to know we are sincere.
      Could you quote the verse in the Bible that says birth by anal sex is possible?
      1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
      23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by HandJob View Post
        Could you quote the verse in the Bible that says birth by anal sex is possible?
        Are you denying what I say? I have pictures. Please brother jerk-job. Tears are rolling down my face. Don't make me call you a liar when all I want to do is make your green eyes blue with the thrusting of Christ's love up your purpley chute.

        AND AGAIN: DO NOT CHANGE THIS POST!!!!

        YIC

        Deaner

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        • #34
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          Are you denying what I say? I have pictures. Please brother jerk-job. Tears are rolling down my face. Don't make me call you a liar when all I want to do is make your green eyes blue with the thrusting of Christ's love up your purpley chute.

          AND AGAIN: DO NOT CHANGE THIS POST!!!!

          YIC

          Deaner
          I am inclined to disregard sarcasm. As pointed out earlier in this thread, pictures are not proof. According to True Christians, only the Bible is proof.

          So, repeating the question, could you please quote the verse in the Bible that says birth by anal sex is possible?
          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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          • #35
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by HandJob View Post
            I am inclined to disregard sarcasm. As pointed out earlier in this thread, pictures are not proof. According to True Christians, only the Bible is proof.

            So, repeating the question, could you please quote the verse in the Bible that says birth by anal sex is possible?
            Oh, oh... now I see.

            No matter how much I pray with every ounce of sincerity this lying sinners bones have left you still choose to laugh and mock me. I've done all I can do brother snot ears. I forgive you and love you. Peace be with you. As the streams of tears of forgiveness roll down my cheeks, I stand tall and glowing; basking in the light of Christ. As for you my friend, I can do no more. You may now fuck off.

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            • #36
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Oh, oh... now I see.

              No matter how much I pray with every ounce of sincerity this lying sinners bones have left you still choose to laugh and mock me. I've done all I can do brother snot ears. I forgive you and love you. Peace be with you. As the streams of tears of forgiveness roll down my cheeks, I stand tall and glowing; basking in the light of Christ. As for you my friend, I can do no more. You may now fuck off.
              As you apparently have been unable to find a verse stating that birth by anal sex is possible, I believe you should retract the statement about me being "an outstanding example of birth by anal sex that I(you) have ever seen", as this may hurt your credibility.

              Thank you.
              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                As you apparently have been unable to find a verse stating that birth by anal sex is possible, I believe you should retract the statement about me being "an outstanding example of birth by anal sex that I(you) have ever seen", as this may hurt your credibility.

                Thank you.
                Seriously, heathen, shut up. You sound like one of those fag rent boys nerds who any good True Christian boy would thump on the nose and flush your head down the toilet for being interested in other boys' junk in the changing rooms.

                It's all a big game to you, isn't it. A game where you come out with pompous nonsense so you can convince yourself that you are right. You are a legend in your own lunchtime. You are but a worm in God's sight.

                Well God can see into your shrivelled black heart and there's a hot place waiting for you when God kills you.

                I'll continue to pray for you, because I, unlike you, am a loving person who just wants to see you repent and join us in Heaven, singing with Jesus and laughing as the heathens who didn't get the message or were stubborn burn forever. Won't you accept God's love? Why force Him to burn you? it's such a waste.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Seriously, heathen, shut up. You sound like one of those fag rent boys nerds who any good True Christian boy would thump on the nose and flush your head down the toilet for being interested in other boys' junk in the changing rooms.

                  It's all a big game to you, isn't it. A game where you come out with pompous nonsense so you can convince yourself that you are right. You are a legend in your own lunchtime. You are but a worm in God's sight.
                  I reject allegations that I believe this is all a big game.

                  Well God can see into your shrivelled black heart and there's a hot place waiting for you when God kills you.

                  I'll continue to pray for you
                  , because I, unlike you, am a loving person who just wants to see you repent and join us in Heaven, singing with Jesus and laughing as the heathens who didn't get the message or were stubborn burn forever. Won't you accept God's love? Why force Him to burn you? it's such a waste.
                  Thank you for your efforts.
                  1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                  23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello.

                    Just full of hate and a liar. Jesus is crying, friend. Weeping for your rejection of His loving temporary death to save you. Why spit in His face and try to get us to join you in Hell? What do you get out of it? I can't think of anything more terrible.

                    Kneel before Him. Accept Him within you.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      What are your motives?
                      Moved this question here to avoid being off topic in another person's introduction page.

                      Anyways, my motive for being atheist: it's the logical choice in my mind.

                      Does it make me feel better? More than being religious would, though it is the opposite for many.
                      1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                      23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello.

                        Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                        Moved this question here to avoid being off topic in another person's introduction page.

                        Anyways, my motive for being atheist: it's the logical choice in my mind.

                        Does it make me feel better? More than being religious would, though it is the opposite for many.
                        So, because something makes you feel better, it's OK?

                        That sounds like something a child molester would say.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          So, because something makes you feel better, it's OK?

                          That sounds like something a child molester would say.

                          It makes me feel better to know that my mind isn't clouded by religion, just as it makes you feel better to know that you're going to heaven.
                          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                            It makes me feel better to know that my mind isn't clouded by religion, just as it makes you feel better to know that you're going to heaven.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool has said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that does good.

                            Yes, but only one of us is a deluded fool imagining that he has all the answers...
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello.

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool has said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that does good.
                              Yes, but only one of us is a deluded fool imagining that he has all the answers...
                              I do not think I have all the answers, I do not have all the answers, and I am not acting or speaking as though I have all the answers(as shown in my questioning).

                              So since I am not the one imagining I have all the answers, I assume therefore, that you must be the 'deluded fool imagining that he has all the answers"?

                              Unless, of course, your statement was untrue.
                              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hello.

                                Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                                So since I am not the one imagining I have all the answers, I assume therefore, that you must be the 'deluded fool imagining that he has all the answers"?

                                Unless, of course, your statement was untrue.
                                I have no idea what you were just talking about; but I can tell you one thing. Blowing spooge all over your belly is gonna take you absolutely nowhere.

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