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  • crispybrain
    Unsaved trash, texas queer
    • Jul 2013
    • 17

    #1

    Hi

    hey all, I'm Kate, and I'm 17
    I'm not a Christian but a Buddhist and I have not come here to argue or challenge anyone.
    I'm simply here for good conversation about religion and creationism (: peace and love to all
    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
    23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by crispy View Post
    hey all, I'm Kate, and I'm 17
    I'm not a Christian but a Buddhist and I have not come here to argue or challenge anyone.
    I'm simply here for good conversation about religion and creationism (: peace and love to all
    Buddhism is demon worship, nothing less. Read THIS, then accept Jesus as your Savior.

    I mean now!

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    • crispybrain
      Unsaved trash, texas queer
      • Jul 2013
      • 17

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Buddhism has nothing to do with worship, it's simply a way of thinking
      I'm not a religious person but i like discussing it
      1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
      23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by crispy View Post
        Buddhism has nothing to do with worship, it's simply a way of thinking
        I'm not a religious person but i like discussing it
        Liar. Did you bother to read the link I so kindly posted?

        Buddha was a fat jap who died thousands of years ago. He never saved anyone. He didn't temporarily suffer and die on the cross for my sins.

        What church did your daddy raise you in? How often does he lay a good Christian beating on you? Not often enough, obviously.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • crispybrain
          Unsaved trash, texas queer
          • Jul 2013
          • 17

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Liar. Did you bother to read the link I so kindly posted?

          Buddha was a fat jap who died thousands of years ago. He never saved anyone. He didn't temporarily suffer and die on the cross for my sins.

          What church did your daddy raise you in? How often does he lay a good Christian beating on you? Not often enough, obviously.
          Mmhmmmmm
          harsh
          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by crispy View Post
            Mmhmmmmm
            harsh
            Instead of whining about a righteous rebuke from Pastor Ezekiel, maybe you should think about how Jesus feels about your rejection of His Love.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Something brought you here, Crispy, and I can't believe it was a desire to sass back to your betters and make a fool of yourself.

              Why are you here, friend?

              We're here to praise Jesus!
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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by crispy View Post
                hey all, I'm Kate, and I'm 17
                I'm not a Christian but a Buddhist and I have not come here to argue or challenge anyone.
                I'm simply here for good conversation about religion and creationism (: peace and love to all
                Hi Kate
                The name you have picked "crispy" is that in honour of your favourite type of Noodle?
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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Welcome young lady. While normal people have no interest in learning about your prediliction regarding 'chubby chasing', we are interested in Jesus. Why do you think God steered you here? Do you think it is possible to stop your food fascination and instead, swallow the every erupting love of Jesus?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by crispy View Post
                    Buddhism has nothing to do with worship, it's simply a way of thinking
                    I'm not a religious person but i like discussing it
                    Like the Pastor said, demon worship. What do you call "a way of thinking" if not demon-inspired? Any thinking OUTSIDE OF THE BIBLE is demonic at its very roots.

                    Proverbs 28:26: "He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered."

                    You are obviously a silly, confused little girl with a stupid Yin-Yan necklace around your neck.

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by crispybrain View Post
                      Buddhism has nothing to do with worship, it's simply a way of thinking
                      What fool told you God wants you to think? Why aren't you pleasing your father by marrying a good Christian man and giving him strong sons for Jesus?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • Pim Pendergast
                        PHD - Theophysicist
                        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 3103

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by crispybrain View Post
                        Buddhism has nothing to do with worship, it's simply a way of thinking
                        And it's a stupid way of thinking. Do you believe in reincarnation? If so, provide evidence to support it. Do you believe in karma? Do you believe, for example, that children who die in natural disasters or accidents or are murdered deserve it because of actions in a past life?

                        I'm not a religious person
                        If you won't read Zeke's link to a Christian site, perhaps you'd be interested to hear what a secular site says about buddhism.

                        Buddhism is a religion indigenous to the Indian subcontinent that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices largely based on teachings attributed to Siddhartha Gautama, who is commonly known as the Buddha, meaning "the awakened one".
                        If you're a buddhist, you are a religious person. You claim buddhism isn't a religion; it's a way of thinking. But you can't just redefine the word "religion" so that you can then conveniently claim not to be religious. Christianity, however, is not a religion; it's relationship with Jesus.
                        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                        • Mrs.Elizabeth
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                          • Jul 2013
                          • 109

                          #13
                          Re: Hi



                          Do you prefer that fat fake idol instead of our kind and lovely Jesus? You're seriously wrong, dear sister, have you read our Holy Bible?

                          Exodus 20:3-6

                          3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
                          4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth:
                          5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;
                          6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

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