It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

[Scott Scenter]

Having been out of university for a few years now, I've recently gotten back into scholarly reading in religious studies. Though my program focused most specifically on Islam and Shinto, the root of it was based in religion as a socio-cultural ethnic practice (along the lines of Marx, Durkheim, Geertz, and Bell).
At any rate, I'm not entirely clear what direction to take my studies in. I'm interested in a wide swath of religious topics and communities, primarily from academic perspectives. I'd love some recommendations. The few areas I have dug to deep into that I doubt I'll find much to explore outside of the academy are: Christian Gnosticism, feminist theory, and ritual theory.
As a token of good will, I'm happy to recommend topics and readings to others if I am able. Jump up my ass if your legs are strong enough, brothers.


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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Having been out of university for a few years now, I've recently gotten back into scholarly reading in religious studies. Though my program focused most specifically on Islam and Shinto, the root of it was based in religion as a socio-cultural ethnic practice (along the lines of Marx, Durkheim, Geertz, and Bell).
At any rate, I'm not entirely clear what direction to take my studies in. I'm interested in a wide swath of religious topics and communities, primarily from academic perspectives. I'd love some recommendations. The few areas I have dug to deep into that I doubt I'll find much to explore outside of the academy are: Christian Gnosticism, feminist theory, and ritual theory.
As a token of good will, I'm happy to recommend topics and readings to others if I am able. Jump up my ass if your legs are strong enough, brothers.


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The idea here is not to drive people away from Landover Baptist. Please keep your links to yourself and whatever server you are paying for.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Having been out of university for a few years now, I've recently gotten back into scholarly reading in religious studies. Though my program focused most specifically on Islam and Shinto, the root of it was based in religion as a socio-cultural ethnic practice (along the lines of Marx, Durkheim, Geertz, and Bell).
At any rate, I'm not entirely clear what direction to take my studies in. I'm interested in a wide swath of religious topics and communities, primarily from academic perspectives. I'd love some recommendations. The few areas I have dug to deep into that I doubt I'll find much to explore outside of the academy are: Christian Gnosticism, feminist theory, and ritual theory.
As a token of good will, I'm happy to recommend topics and readings to others if I am able. Jump up my ass if your legs are strong enough, brothers. ****Homer-erotic suffocation porn removed for moral purposes****

Welcome to our friendly forum.

Where do you go to church friend? Gnosticism is a non stance, and you would do well to make a commitment to Jesus, you seem to already know that religions other than True Christendom™ will only lead to damnation.

Why not take the next step?

YiC
DAM

[Scott Scenter]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

I do not understand the references to gay scant porn and will bid you gushing guys good bye and god bless. I thought this was a religious forum interested in how we become the work of the Lord, but it seems apparent to me now that you people have some sort of demonic fascination with the other end of the worm. Sean Hayes never has really admitted that he is a homo, and you guys should try to understand this as a warning, despite the Jesus thing. Because they will strike you down as a perversion before the Lord God On High.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

I do not understand the references to gay scant porn and will bid you gushing guys good bye and god bless. I thought this was a religious forum interested in how we become the work of the Lord, but it seems apparent to me now that you people have some sort of demonic fascination with the other end of the worm. Sean Hayes never has really admitted that he is a homo, and you guys should try to understand this as a warning, despite the Jesus thing. Because they will strike you down as a perversion before the Lord God On High.

The LORD calls you, and you cannot help but love Jesus and be His Tool.

For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:29-30

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

I do not understand the references to gay scant porn and will bid you gushing guys good bye and god bless. I thought this was a religious forum interested in how we become the work of the Lord, but it seems apparent to me now that you people have some sort of demonic fascination with the other end of the worm. Sean Hayes never has really admitted that he is a homo, and you guys should try to understand this as a warning, despite the Jesus thing. Because they will strike you down as a perversion before the Lord God On High.

You shouldn't go! Any other "Christian" website or church can only fill your head full of platitudes and half truths.

We will pray for you

DAM

[Alvin Moss]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Brother, you must recognize that your study of false religions has opened a dialogue with the Devil and he has begun to exert influence on you.

It is the Lord God that has led you to this site, that you may overcome your demons. Was I you, I would accept God's advice and avail myself of the wisdom of the Christians you will find here, that they may lead you to Jesus.

The first step toward salvation is to regain control over your own mind. You started out reasonably enough, but toward the end, you faltered and the Devil spoke through you. You must be in control of yourself to be able to accept Jesus. The Devil is trying to cloud your thought process to delay or prevent your salvation.

Your course is clear: destroy all subversive, heathen literature you may posess, get a King James Bible and read it, push the Devil from your life and come to Jesus. It's that or Hell.

Welcome then, Scott. What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

I do not understand the references to gay scant porn and will bid you gushing guys good bye and god bless. I thought this was a religious forum interested in how we become the work of the Lord, but it seems apparent to me now that you people have some sort of demonic fascination with the other end of the worm. Sean Hayes never has really admitted that he is a homo, and you guys should try to understand this as a warning, despite the Jesus thing. Because they will strike you down as a perversion before the Lord God On High.

Friend,

We have no need to discuss the issue because Jesus has laid out His agenda for us, His chosen elect, clearly and concisely in The Bible. PRAISE! All these other "religions" you are studying at your university are nothing more that Satan's siren call to burn in the lake of fire. The other is not of God, therefor it is sin, therefor it is evil so what is there to discuss about them friend?

[Scott Scenter]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Many of you are unaware of the Chinese version of Jesus, and I would like to introduce his hatred and love of spiders if you will choose to lose your prejudice against aliens and embrace the body of text.

Alfred Knel, a friend of the court, came once before the King and admonished the wicked for inspecting the wisdom of the Orientals. It was said, in Luke 24:45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures.

The Chinese know what you are doing, and this information will explain what is going to happen in SYRIA, and like it or not, it will be your fault, because you like to sin in perverted ways.

God will prevail.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Many of you are unaware of the Chinese version of Jesus, and I would like to introduce his hatred and love of spiders if you will choose to lose your prejudice against aliens and embrace the body of text.

Don't be absurd, Jesus is white. You cannot trick us into blasphemy

Alfred Knel, a friend of the court, came once before the King and admonished the wicked for inspecting the wisdom of the Orientals. It was said, in Luke 24:45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures.

2Peter 3:17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness.

The Chinese know what you are doing, and this information will explain what is going to happen in SYRIA, and like it or not, it will be your fault, because you like to sin in perverted ways.

We are without sin

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
(Jesus took the sin away from the sinner instead of casting the first stone)

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,



Anymore cherry picking you want to wow us with, or are you ready to come to Jesus?

God will prevail.

First correct thing you have said

God Bless

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Many of you are unaware of the Chinese version of Jesus...

There is no such thing as a Chinese version of Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jesus walking on the rice paddy field? Do you think He multiplied fish into sushi? That's just silly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Many of you are unaware of the Chinese version of Jesus, and I would like to introduce his hatred and love of spiders if you will choose to lose your prejudice against aliens and embrace the body of text.

Alfred Knel, a friend of the court, came once before the King and admonished the wicked for inspecting the wisdom of the Orientals. It was said, in Luke 24:45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures.

The Chinese know what you are doing, and this information will explain what is going to happen in SYRIA, and like it or not, it will be your fault, because you like to sin in perverted ways.

God will prevail.

What color are the trees on your planet?

I spend about 1/3 of my time in the slant countries, and I've never heard of a chink Jesus. I know the japs think He was buried up there in a rice paddy, but that's ridiculous of course.

[Basilissa]

Re: It was the last time I said hello to Jesus.

Having been out of university for a few years now,

Geez, they really admit everyone to secular universities, don't they?

I've recently gotten back into scholarly reading in religious studies. Though my program focused most specifically on Islam and Shinto, the root of it was based in religion as a socio-cultural ethnic practice (along the lines of Marx, Durkheim, Geertz, and Bell).
At any rate, I'm not entirely clear what direction to take my studies in. I'm interested in a wide swath of religious topics and communities, primarily from academic perspectives. I'd love some recommendations. The few areas I have dug to deep into that I doubt I'll find much to explore outside of the academy are: Christian Gnosticism, feminist theory, and ritual theory.

If you think that stringing random names and terms will impress anybody here, think again.