[Basilissa]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

I think you've been around squirrels so much that now you have a brain of a squirrel.

What our Fierce Leader is asking, is for you to make a proper introduction. (Follow the instructions provided on top of this page, just below the banner).

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

We're still waiting to hear how you came to find Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

But you haven't really introduced yourself, have you. Stop whining about meatsacks and start telling us about yourself and your walk with .

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Wide-Open]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

Indeed. What it's not however is the "Here's my smelly mongrel" section.

[Faith_Machine]

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I recently got fired for referring to one of our African American customers as "blacky."

I hadn't realized "blacky" was a racial slur, but I learned my lesson.

I think it's horrible that you gave your dog such an offensive name.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi everybody, I'm new here and I wanted to introduce myself. I want to say that I really love and respect animals, like the beautiful one I have as avatar, I think they're beautiful creatures and I try to take care of them as much as I can. In fact, I want you to know somebody



He's Blacky, our dog, he's 10 years old and we have him since he was a two month old puppy, isn't he cute?

Anyway, I hope you can tell me what do you think about me and which are your interests. Bye for now

Hi, ILoveAnimals.

Not minding the racist name, Blacky sure is cute. What is not is your unhealthy obsession with beasts, which makes it my duty to remind you that dogs are listed as unclean animals in the Word of God...

Exodus 22:31: And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Matt 7:6: Give not that which is holy unto the dogs.

So it is important to remember that aside from subjugation and food needs, animals must not tie up our affections as yours seem to be.

Why not become a Christian and open up a processing plant? That way, your work could be caring for animals, leading them to the slaughter, while providing your brethren a steady meal. It's a great service that Jesus would approve of.

Why not try again with that introduction--this time following the instructions at the top of the page?

Hoping for the best,

Pastor Ed

[ILoveAnimals]

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Hi, ILoveAnimals.

Not minding the racist name, Blacky sure is cute. What is not is your unhealthy obsession with beasts, which makes it my duty to remind you that dogs are listed as unclean animals in the Word of God...

Exodus 22:31: And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Matt 7:6: Give not that which is holy unto the dogs.

Is not an obsession, is just respect and love, nothing more, if you see something dirty about that, is not my problem, maybe you should do something with your mind. And not, is not a racist name, we called him Blacky because he has black fur, I wanted to call him Chocolate, but my dad though it was a bit silly, anyway, I was just a girl back then

So it is important to remember that aside from subjugation and food needs, animals must not tie up our affections as yours seem to be.

Too late friend, I already did it, we love him and we treat him as a member of our family, we feed him, we let him free to make exercise and we vaccinate him to prevent him to get sick of something serious

Why not become a Christian and open up a processing plant? That way, your work could be caring for animals, leading them to the slaughter, while providing your brethren a steady meal. It's a great service that Jesus would approve of.

Ugh, no way!!! Forget about that!!!

[Faith_Machine]

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...and we vaccinate him to prevent him to get sick of something serious

Well don't come crying to us when the poor thing's diagnosed with autism.

[ILoveAnimals]

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Well don't come crying to us when the poor thing's diagnosed with autism.

I prefer that instead of him dying slowly from a mortal disease

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I prefer that instead of him dying slowly from a mortal disease

So you would prefer that he murder everyone around him instead of comply with God's will to cease existing like any other soulless, diseased beast?

[ILoveAnimals]

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So you would prefer that he murder everyone around him instead of comply with God's will to cease existing like any other soulless, diseased beast?

What are you talking about? I never said nothing like that, and for your information, Blacky is not a violent dog, he's very sweet, even for dog of his size

[James Hutchins]

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I suspect the meat from 'Blacky' (who in their right mind, names their food?) is going to be stringy and tough. You really ought to raise Black Angus.

[Holyfield]

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...I want to say that I really love and respect animals, like the beautiful one I have as avatar, I think they're beautiful creatures and I try to take care of them as much as I can...

There is nothing wrong with treating your animals well.
Prov 12:10 "A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel."

But consider this:
Humans and animals are not related.
God created man in his image.
Killing animals is not murder.
Animals have no immortal soul.
Planet Earth as we know it, with all its plants and animals is doomed.

What does Jesus teach us to love?
Luk 10:27 "...Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and they neighbour as thyself."

[ILoveAnimals]

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But consider this:
Humans and animals are not related.
God created man in his image.
Killing animals is not murder.
Animals have no immortal soul.
Planet Earth as we know it, with all its plants and animals is doomed.

1.- I'm not related to any of you but that's no reason to kill you or hurt you in any way

2.- So that means people with some deformity doesn't count as children of God? After all they don't his appearance

3.- That's what you think, in your country for example in many states exists very strict laws about animal abuse and killing, so you have no legal basis

4.- How do you know it? And how do you know humans have one? Have you seen a soul?

5.- For what? For not being humans? Punish an animal for not being human is stupid and ilogical

Wow, religion is full of love for what I can see, do you what would happen to this world if plants and animals suddenly stop existing?

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Well this, Earth would end being so cold and lifeless as Mars. Think about that, you need the world wheter you like or not

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Resize your images before posting them here. God's Bandwidth is not free.

YiC,

Zech