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But first we need to know about you. Please read:Originally posted by Brother Noah View Post
I look forward to reading your proper introduction.Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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well i reside in Delaware. my fav verse is: 2:1 And there went a man of the house of Levi, and took to wife a daughter of Levi
i have been doing my own studies and looking for the right church. please forgive me for any misunderstanding at the start. it was not my intention to offendComment
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Welcome Noah.
We are Christians here and friendly.
I have to tell you that there have some suspicions raised, not the least among them that you live among heathen yankees, but they will be investigated thoroughly by our Investigations Ministry. Do not be alarmed if stalwart, righteous men show up in the middle of the night with a few questions. They may want to see your papers.
Until then, Brother, tell us about your walk with the Lord Jesus.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Welcome Noah. I advice to you - read everything Landover has to offer to you. Learn it. The brightest minds post here. Take what they say to heart. If you think you understood the Bible(KJV(1611)) verse correct, quadriple check with the pastors here.
YiH,
Jack.1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of GodComment
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Dear Noah,
to the Godliest forum on the internet!
That would be Exodus 2:1. I'm glad that you chose a verse at the beginning of the Bible, but I was ready to read all verses 2:1 all the way to Revelation, if necessary.Originally posted by Brother Noah View Post
And how did you find Jesus?i have been doing my own studies and looking for the right church. please forgive me for any misunderstanding at the start. it was not my intention to offend
Are you married? How many sons do you have?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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yes unfroutneately i do live among heathens. i have been studying the bible for some time now. but as yet haven't chosen a church. i am married to a good woman we have 3 sons and 2 daughters. both daughters are married to honerable christian men. the sons are yet to marry but unfroptuneately i have lost one of my sons to the life of a gang.
my wife atteneds to all my needs and is a brilliant cook. she has kept me well fed and the home fires burning since we married 22 years ago. she is a few years younger than i.Comment
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Welcome, Noah. Tell us why Exodus 2:1 warms the cockles of your heart so.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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reminds me of how proud i was the day my daughters married. i know its sentimentalComment
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