Fr. Michael O'Malady, L.I., A.R.

[Father O'Malady]

Greetings and Salutations, brothers and sisters! It is in the spirit of Christlike love and compassion that I extend an ecumenical hand on behalf of the one true holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. Peace be with you. (and also with you)

I am Fr. Michael O'Malady, Rector of St. Ambrose-of-the-Bees Catholic Church, which is also home to the Shrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Shame, and the St. Ambrose Charitable Home for Boys Without Clothes in Vanlandingham, Penna.

My favorite Bible passage comes from the apocryphal Gospel of Matthias, Chapter 4, verses 15-16:

"For verily I say unto you, thou shalt not go unto thy neighbor to looketh upon him in the fullness of his nakedness, nor shall he come unto you but that thy loins be girded round about. And do not be shut up in the rooms with him if he be naked, neither shalt thou showest thyself to thy neighbor in the fullness of thy nakedness lest ye be vexed unto the last.

"For if thou takest oil into a room with a man to anoint him, and he be naked, go out from there lest ye suffer temptation. Therefore, anointest thou not a naked man with oil nor salves, neither on his legs nor his buttocks, but if ye go unto thy neighbor to anoint him with oil and he be uncovered, go away from there and rend thy garments lest ye fall into shame."

I read these passages often in the privacy of the rectory, for they remind me that we must be eternally vigilant against the temptations of homosexuality that constantly surround us like ravening wolves, threatening to overtake us at any moment, but for the Grace of God.

I first came to know Jesus as an altar boy at St. Barnabas. I loved the robes, and the colorful stoles that Father Holloway would wear on the high holidays. Often, while on my knees in prayer, I would gaze up in admiration at the sinewy corpus of our Lord struggling, as it were, on the cross above the altar, naked but for a modest cloth draped across his loins, and I would think to myself, what greater love hath any man than this?

United with my Protestant brothers and sisters in our shared passion for the sorrowful, suffering Jesus, I remain

yours in Christ,

Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Dear Papist scum;

This is a Christian forum. Mary-worshiping papists are NOT Christians.

Why are you here? Did your master satan send you to persecute us?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[James Hutchins]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

It is bad enough when a atheist comes here to mock our True Love(tm) of Jesus but I have to draw the line when the catlicks come here to 'make moves' on the innocents.

[Basilissa]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

My favorite Bible passage comes from the apocryphal Gospel of Matthias, Chapter 4, verses 15-16:

"For verily I say unto you, thou shalt not go unto thy neighbor to looketh upon him in the fullness of his nakedness, nor shall he come unto you but that thy loins be girded round about. And do not be shut up in the rooms with him if he be naked, neither shalt thou showest thyself to thy neighbor in the fullness of thy nakedness lest ye be vexed unto the last.

"For if thou takest oil into a room with a man to anoint him, and he be naked, go out from there lest ye suffer temptation. Therefore, anointest thou not a naked man with oil nor salves, neither on his legs nor his buttocks, but if ye go unto thy neighbor to anoint him with oil and he be uncovered, go away from there and rend thy garments lest ye fall into shame."

Liar.

The Gospel of Matthias is known only through second-hand sources (Stromata by Clement of Alexandria), and the passage cited above is not there (full text of Stromata can be found here).

awaits you, lying heathen!

[Brother Larry]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Liar.

The Gospel of Matthias is known only through second-hand sources (Stromata by Clement of Alexandria), and the passage cited above is not there (full text of Stromata can be found here).

awaits you, lying heathen!

I read in National Geographic that "The Lost Stromata" was found somewhere in an excavation, covered over by an earthquake. Perhaps our friend quotes from that?

Of course, one cannot depend on National Geographic. Were they not honored by evolutionists for their contributions to the study of Darwinism?

I am tempted to give Father the benefit of the doubt, because he certainly looks familiar to me. I am sure it will come to me.

[Brother Larry]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Greetings and Salutations, brothers and sisters! It is in the spirit of Christlike love and compassion that I extend an ecumenical hand on behalf of the one true holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. Peace be with you. (and also with you)

I am Fr. Michael O'Malady, Rector of St. Ambrose-of-the-Bees Catholic Church, which is also home to the Shrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Shame, and the St. Ambrose Charitable Home for Boys Without Clothes in Vanlandingham, Penna.

My favorite Bible passage comes from the apocryphal Gospel of Matthias, Chapter 4, verses 15-16:

"For verily I say unto you, thou shalt not go unto thy neighbor to looketh upon him in the fullness of his nakedness, nor shall he come unto you but that thy loins be girded round about. And do not be shut up in the rooms with him if he be naked, neither shalt thou showest thyself to thy neighbor in the fullness of thy nakedness lest ye be vexed unto the last.

"For if thou takest oil into a room with a man to anoint him, and he be naked, go out from there lest ye suffer temptation. Therefore, anointest thou not a naked man with oil nor salves, neither on his legs nor his buttocks, but if ye go unto thy neighbor to anoint him with oil and he be uncovered, go away from there and rend thy garments lest ye fall into shame."

I read these passages often in the privacy of the rectory, for they remind me that we must be eternally vigilant against the temptations of homosexuality that constantly surround us like ravening wolves, threatening to overtake us at any moment, but for the Grace of God.

I first came to know Jesus as an altar boy at St. Barnabas. I loved the robes, and the colorful stoles that Father Holloway would wear on the high holidays. Often, while on my knees in prayer, I would gaze up in admiration at the sinewy corpus of our Lord struggling, as it were, on the cross above the altar, naked but for a modest cloth draped across his loins, and I would think to myself, what greater love hath any man than this?

United with my Protestant brothers and sisters in our shared passion for the sorrowful, suffering Jesus, I remain

yours in Christ,

Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Father,

Can you give me some further history of the parishes you've served besides St. Ambrose-of-the-Bees? You see, I am a former catholic and you sound terribly familiar. I once was a boy without clothes, oddly enough, but it was not in Pennsylvania.

Perhaps you can share with me a bit of information so I can remember you a bit better?

By any chance do you have a scar near your knee?

Brother Larry

[Basilissa]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

I read in National Geographic that "The Lost Stromata" was found somewhere in an excavation, covered over by an earthquake. Perhaps our friend quotes from that?

I don't think that any part of Stromata was ever lost?... I know that there were some translation issues with the third book, it was left in Latin because of its sexual content (see e.g. on this website, all books but Book 3 are in English, Book 3 is left in Latin) (but you can read Book 3 in translation provided in my previous post, parts of it are in fact a bit scandalous, describing acts which would be better left undescribed).

Of course, one cannot depend on National Geographic. Were they not honored by evolutionists for their contributions to the study of Darwinism?

Good point, my friend!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

I read in National Geographic that "The Lost Stromata" was found somewhere in an excavation, covered over by an earthquake. Perhaps our friend quotes from that?

Had our friend quoted from a real document (any real historical document), he would not have made so many grammatical errors. Not to mention the fact that catholics don't regard the "Gospel" of Matthias as canonical. Care to try again, Father O'Malady? What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Father O'Malady]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Pastor Ezekial,

I should say straight away that I am not a papist, at least not where the current "Pope" Francis is concerned, if indeed he was legitimately elected, which I am seriously doubtful of. The antipope, as I shall call him, represents everything that is vile and corrupt in the modern liberal Church. Our first warning sign occurred when he visited a prison and impiously stooped down to wash the dirty feet of young criminals in a blasphemous mockery of Our Lord. The man is an embarrassment to God, puttering around Rome in a primitive used car, spouting populist nonsense about elevating the sinful, squalid spirit of man above the centuries-old teachings of the Church Fathers. (I suppose that's to be expected, considering his background strolling around the slums of Argentina, associating with peasants and homeless people.) Nevertheless, I was recently mortified--dare I say, horrified--to see pictures of the UNholy Father soiling his vestments by embracing, and even kissing, a hideously disfigured man in St. Peter's Square who had had the temerity to profane that holy place with his odious presence. Perhaps worst of all is this awful man's sacriligious suggestion that even atheists would be forgiven by God. Atheists! This is in direct contradiction of Church dogma, and is typical of the sort of foul heresies that have been allowed to eat away at the magisterium of the Church in the years following the Second Vatican Council.

Were I a Satanist as you suggest, I would most certainly be an enthusiastic follower of this godless pretender.

Papist? Ha!

Fr. Michael O'Malady, B.D., A.S.C., O.F.M., C.P.M.

[Father O'Malady]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Dr. Pendergast, you are correct. I misspoke myself. After reviewing my notes, I discovered that the quotation I cited was not in fact from the Gospel of Matthias, but rather from a self-published novel I once wrote called The Indecent Passions of St. Matthias, which I had originally written as a cautionary tale for young seminarians, but which I later recommended for condemnation to the Legion of Decency.

My blushes.

Fr. Michael O'Malady, B.D., C.M.F., F.M.S., J.C.D.

[Basilissa]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Pastor Ezekial,

I should say straight away that I am not a papist, at least not where the current "Pope" Francis is concerned, if indeed he was legitimately elected, which I am seriously doubtful of. The antipope, as I shall call him, represents everything that is vile and corrupt in the modern liberal Church. Our first warning sign occurred when he visited a prison and impiously stooped down to wash the dirty feet of young criminals in a blasphemous mockery of Our Lord. The man is an embarrassment to God, puttering around Rome in a primitive used car, spouting populist nonsense about elevating the sinful, squalid spirit of man above the centuries-old teachings of the Church Fathers. (I suppose that's to be expected, considering his background strolling around the slums of Argentina, associating with peasants and homeless people.) Nevertheless, I was recently mortified--dare I say, horrified--to see pictures of the UNholy Father soiling his vestments by embracing, and even kissing, a hideously disfigured man in St. Peter's Square who had had the temerity to profane that holy place with his odious presence. Perhaps worst of all is this awful man's sacriligious suggestion that even atheists would be forgiven by God. Atheists! This is in direct contradiction of Church dogma, and is typical of the sort of foul heresies that have been allowed to eat away at the magisterium of the Church in the years following the Second Vatican Council.

Were I a Satanist as you suggest, I would most certainly be an enthusiastic follower of this godless pretender.

Papist? Ha!

Fr. Michael O'Malady, B.D., A.S.C., O.F.M., C.P.M.

A Lefebvrian? That's going to be funny!

Dr. Pendergast, you are correct. I misspoke myself. After reviewing my notes, I discovered that the quotation I cited was not in fact from the Gospel of Matthias, but rather from a self-published novel I once wrote called The Indecent Passions of St. Matthias, which I had originally written as a cautionary tale for young seminarians, but which I later recommended for condemnation to the Legion of Decency.

My blushes.

Fr. Michael O'Malady, B.D., C.M.F., F.M.S., J.C.D.

In other words: you're an idiot who doesn't know the Holy Bible

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Dr. Pendergast, you are correct. I misspoke myself. After reviewing my notes, I discovered that the quotation I cited was not in fact from the Gospel of Matthias, but rather from a self-published novel I once wrote called The Indecent Passions of St. Matthias, which I had originally written as a cautionary tale for young seminarians, but which I later recommended for condemnation to the Legion of Decency.

My blushes.

Fr. Michael O'Malady, B.D., C.M.F., F.M.S., J.C.D.

And so your favorite Bible passage is . . . ?

[Father O'Malady]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Ah, yes.

My favorite Bible passage would be from the Old Testament, Exodus 22:18, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

On a related subject, I recently read that a few overzealous Christians in Africa have started burning witches again. Not that I advocate those particular tactics, though I do confess a certain nostalgia for the drama and pageantry of the Inquisition.

Fr. Michael O'Malady, S.T.L., T.O.S.F., LL.D., LL.M.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

Ah, yes.

My favorite Bible passage

Don't lie to us, papist, we all know that your favourite passages have nothing to do with the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

[WWJDnow]

Re: Fr. Michael O'Malady, D.D., S.J., C.C.F., M.I.C.

I loved the robes, and the colorful stoles that Father Holloway would wear on the high holidays....

The high holidays? Are you really a Jew pretending to be a Catholic?