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  • Senior Andy
    Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
    • Dec 2013
    • 24

    #61
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Gringo Especial View Post
    We do not tolerate bigotry here.
    Oh so you just support hypocrisy? Good to know.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #62
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by MasQueVencedor View Post
      Oh so you just support hypocrisy? Good to know.
      No, sweetie pie, we just accept God's Own Words. Nothing less, nothing more. If you don't like that, don't take it against us - God who invented the rules which we follow.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29454

        #63
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
        You attack me, I get angry. I let my anger out on y'all since y'all provoked me first. I'm not just going to let y'all crack jokes at my expense and disrespect me and get away with it. Here's one thing I can say- I've had many rude customers but none as rude as you people.
        No ones attacking you. Persecution, while it made sense when the joos did it, simply is pointless when it comes to people like you. So I suggest sitting up straight, fix your hair and snapping out of it.
        However, after meeting you, I think I can understand why you have so many disdgruntled customer.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #64
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
          You attack me, I get angry. I let my anger out on y'all since y'all provoked me first. I'm not just going to let y'all crack jokes at my expense and disrespect me and get away with it. Here's one thing I can say- I've had many rude customers but none as rude as you people.
          Friend, even the catlick nacho niglet Constanza Miriano with her book "'Cásate y sé sumisa" knows that you should really stop being uppity, get married, and submit to your husband.

          It's a big hit in Spania, and although women shouldn't really write books - unless it's about pie recipes - she hits the nail on the head. Women, especially furriners, should submit themselves.

          Psalm 18:44 As soon as they hear of me, they shall obey me: the strangers shall submit themselves unto me.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Senior Andy
            Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
            • Dec 2013
            • 24

            #65
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Friend, even the catlick nacho niglet Constanza Miriano with her book "'Cásate y sé sumisa" knows that you should really stop being uppity, get married, and submit to your husband.

            It's a big hit in Spania, and although women shouldn't really write books - unless it's about pie recipes - she hits the nail on the head. Women, especially furriners, should submit themselves.

            Psalm 18:44 As soon as they hear of me, they shall obey me: the strangers shall submit themselves unto me.
            ¿Ese mujerona? Pero tu crees que yo soy de España. Es falso. Soy de Puerto Rico.
            Boricua
            Para siempre

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            No ones attacking you. Persecution, while it made sense when the joos did it, simply is pointless when it comes to people like you. So I suggest sitting up straight, fix your hair and snapping out of it.
            However, after meeting you, I think I can understand why you have so many disdgruntled customer.
            Primero, mi pelo esta bien, hombrecito. Gente en mi trabajo gustan a mi porque yo tengo un celebro y lo uso.

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            No, sweetie pie, we just accept God's Own Words. Nothing less, nothing more. If you don't like that, don't take it against us - God who invented the rules which we follow.
            Ay mujer, ¿en verdad? ¿Crees que ustedes en verdad siguen la Biblia? Mira- ya estas suficiente confundida. Dios te bendiga.

            -Andrea
            La Reina

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #66
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
              gobbledygook
              Does anyone here speak gardener?

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              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2013
                • 1284

                #67
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Does anyone here speak gardener?

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                I do not, Brother Zechariah. I speak only that language which we will all speak in heaven with God and each other...American English.
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • Senior Andy
                  Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 24

                  #68
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by My Superior View Post
                  Does anyone here speak gardener?

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                  Es Español, no jardinero. ¿Y que tipo de lenguaje es jardinero?

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                  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1284

                    #69
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                    Es Español, no jardinero. ¿Y que tipo de lenguaje es jardinero?
                    I can do that too:

                    Z fdag douhg ky skajfeskoj sijfho!

                    Now, if you're through abusing God's forum™, your keyboard and your ambiguous genitalia, are you finally going to get serious and get right with God?

                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 (1611 King James Bible)

                    The foole foldeth his hands together, and eateth his owne flesh.
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                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    • Senior Andy
                      Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 24

                      #70
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                      I can do that too:

                      Z fdag douhg ky skajfeskoj sijfho!

                      Now, if you're through abusing God's forum™, your keyboard and your ambiguous genitalia, are you finally going to get serious and get right with God?
                      I'm not even Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican. And usually, I'm a calmer person. Usually.

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                      • Thomas Taylor
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 1486

                        #71
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                        I'm not even Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican. And usually, I'm a calmer person. Usually.
                        Andy, from the outset of your time on this forum, which is God's Favourite, you have been aggressive, rude, insulting and an all round nasty piece of work. Please, I implore you, try to pull your horns in and at least try to get with God. At the minute you are travelling along a very slippery slope which has only one end and that end is, yes you've got it, hell. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and rise above your humble beginnings and allow Jesus and, through Him, God to enter you and fill you with Thier conditional Love.
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 1284

                          #72
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                          I'm not even Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican. And usually, I'm a calmer person. Usually.
                          Mexicans living in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California are honest and call themselves Mexicans. Mexicans living in South Florida call themselves Cubans, and Mexicans living in New York City call themselves Puerto Ricans.

                          Now, are you ready to get that mouth of yours in action in a positive way for a change?

                          Psalms 51:15 (1611 King James Bible)

                          O Lord open thou my lips, and my mouth shall shew foorth thy praise.
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                          I Kings 7:23

                          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                          New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                          • Senior Andy
                            Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 24

                            #73
                            Re: Hello

                            Just so y'all know- y'all can keep talking mess about Latinos. But there are 53 million of us. Aanything you touch a Latino has touched first. Watch your back- because we run this country in more ways than y'all can imagine.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #74
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                              Aanything you touch a Latino has touched first.
                              I can see how that would be true for fresh produce and flowers, and even our cars (when you try to steal them), but it's absolutely not true when it comes to our True Christian women.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #75
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                                Just so y'all know- y'all can keep talking mess about Latinos. But there are 53 million of us. Aanything you touch a Latino has touched first. Watch your back- because we run this country in more ways than y'all can imagine.
                                I must say I have noticed that Americans do have well tended gardens.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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