[Basilissa]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Ha ha ha ha ha.....no he does not. What a fabulous bible quote!

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

The Holy Bible is filled with verses like these!

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

What does quoting the title of a satanic Alice Cooper song have to do with anything?

uh....it said:

you may find your mouth being stroked by our members.

Totally gay. Now we atheists love everyone without judgement, everyone knows that. Its just that I spread my butter on the other side of the bread if you know what I mean and I don't want anyone to get their hopes up over someone they just met on the internet.

I like girls.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

uh....it said:



Totally gay. Now we atheists love everyone without judgement, everyone knows that. Its just that I spread my butter on the other side of the bread if you know what I mean and I don't want anyone to get their hopes up over someone they just met on the internet.

I like girls.

You have a perverted mind, young lady. But then, God tells us atheists are perverted by nature:

Isaiah 47:10 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ For thou hast trusted in thy wickednesse: thou hast said, None seeth me. Thy wisedome and thy knowledge, it hath peruerted thee, and thou hast said in thine heart, I am, and none else besides me.

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Friend, I can see that you have confused the Jesus killing Romans with Christians. It is the Romans who did all that burning, torturing and testicle crushing.

The Edict of Thessalonica was issued in 380 AD and made Christianity the state religion of the Roman Empire. That's when all the burning, torturing and testicle crushing started happening in the name of your all loving god. This time instead of pagans persecuting christians it was christians persecuting pagans. But if they had never had a religion in the first place no one would have had a reason to torture anyone.

Atheism is peace my friend and the only path to love.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

It is so wonderful that you like girls. We were placed on this earth to be a help meet for you. In your case, that requires a lot of help. I am not sure what creature urinated in your Cheerios, but there is absolutely no need to be snippy or rude here. We are surrounding you with love, encouraging you to enjoy our friendliness. If your mouth gets smitten with a few members, it shall be of your own doing. Happy Christmas! Would you like some pie?

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

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It is so wonderful that you like girls. We were placed on this earth to be a help meet for you. In your case, that requires a lot of help. I am not sure what creature urinated in your Cheerios, but there is absolutely no need to be snippy or rude here. We are surrounding you with love, encouraging you to enjoy our friendliness. If your mouth gets smitten with a few members, it shall be of your own doing. Happy Christmas! Would you like some pie?

I have been rude its true but when I saw some of the churches hilarious correspondence with val161A (you know might remember her as the hideous joo slut and god mocking maggot who had received that message thanking her for so kindly taking time out of her busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets.)

Well, you can understand why I had thought I had stumbled on a nest of net bullies and needed to dress accordingly. But you do seem kind and thank you for your holiday wishes and I sincerely hope you have a happy Christmas too!


oh jeez, look at my signature line...I didn't put that there! Next thing you know I'll find that they put something on my profile about being a fag! ha ha ha ha ha!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I have been rude its true but when I saw some of the churches hilarious correspondence with val161A (you know might remember her as the hideous joo slut and god mocking maggot who had received that message thanking her for so kindly taking time out of her busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets.)

Well, you can understand why I had thought I had stumbled on a nest of net bullies and needed to dress accordingly. But you do seem kind and thank you for your holiday wishes and I sincerely hope you have a happy Christmas too!


oh jeez, look at my signature line...I didn't put that there! Next thing you know I'll find that they put something on my profile about being a fag! ha ha ha ha ha!

Proselytizing most often requires an "in your face" and boisterous approach in order to break through the thick hardened shells encasing the dim atheist mind. We must reach out in soul-winning fervor for The Lord.

Acts 10:42 (1611 King James Bible)

And he commanded vs to preach vnto the people, and to testifie that it is he which was ordeined of God to be the Iudge of quicke and dead.

Souls are at stake here, friend. If I saw you were standing where a grand piano is about to fall, would you rather I shout and shove you aside, or worry more about a "polite" warning that would come too late?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

I know if you'll let go of some of the frustration you may feel about your signature and the whole "fag boyfriend" thing, your time here could still be good. I have a warm pie here for you, hot chocolate, and loving greetings in Christ. The first step is sometimes the hardest; nevertheless, when confronted with the love of God, why would you turn away? So: instead of continuing to be sarcastic, enjoy this pie and let me give you a hug and another friendly WELCOME. Mother might even knit you a warm scarf.

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

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I know if you'll let go of some of the frustration you may feel about your signature and the whole "fag boyfriend" thing, your time here could still be good. I have a warm pie here for you, hot chocolate, and loving greetings in Christ. The first step is sometimes the hardest; nevertheless, when confronted with the love of God, why would you turn away? So: instead of continuing to be sarcastic, enjoy this pie and let me give you a hug and another friendly WELCOME. Mother might even knit you a warm scarf.

Nothing eases a mans frustration like a warm pie!

[Chester Longshire]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Why are you so bitter, young man?

Have you ever even tried inviting Jesus into your bosom?

If you are so "logical" as you claim to be, you should know that trying this one time won't hurt you.

Why don't you get down on your knees right now and ask Jesus to fill you up with His Holy Ghost?

[Pim Pendergast]

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The Edict of Thessalonica was issued in 380 AD and made Christianity the state religion of the Roman Empire. That's when all the burning, torturing and testicle crushing started happening in the name of your all loving god.

That's not true! The torturing, burning and testicle crushing -- as you put it -- in the name of our God started long before 380 AD. You're forgetting Noah's Flood (ca 2500 BC), the plagues of Egypt (ca 1500 BC), the conquest of Canaan (ca 1500 BC onwards) and many other events.

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

That's not true! The torturing, burning and testicle crushing -- as you put it -- in the name of our God started long before 380 AD. You're forgetting Noah's Flood (ca 2500 BC), the plagues of Egypt (ca 1500 BC), the conquest of Canaan (ca 1500 BC onwards) and many other events.

You are correct. God has been killing for so long it's hard to remember when it started.

[Chester Longshire]

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You are correct. God has been killing for so long it's hard to remember when it started.

What worries me, young man, is the fact that you are an admitted homosexual, and don't realize that God wants you dead.

Leviticus 20:13

King James Version (KJV)

13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[ATHEIST_SCUM]

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>What worries me, young man, is the fact that you are an admitted
>homosexual, and don't realize that God wants you dead.

You guys are always going on about butt sex.....go get some and settle down so you can talk about something important. I'm trying to have a serious conversation here!


Perverts, all of you!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

You are correct. God has been killing for so long it's hard to remember when it started.

Your coming here and mocking us in efforts to make yourself more comfortable with rejecting the Almighty won't make those soar, empty wounds on the inside heal any faster. Only accepting Him will do that.

But here's an idea, friend; why don't we not try and remember when it was that all the divine killing started since we already know that God does not like it when we cross Him. Why don't we all instead get on the same side of the winning team and be among those few whom God won't kill (see Romans 8:31)? Make sense?

We've made the switch over. We'd invite you to join us.

Regards,

Pastor Ed