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quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
How come I can't post in other forums on here? I want to fellowship. Aren'tyou Christians suppose to welcome all?
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Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-08-2014, 01:53 AM. Reason: Edited to provide a tone more dignified for a lady :)For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!! -
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Hi, and welcome! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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I lost my eyeglasses. Im not yelling.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostHi, and welcome! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus!
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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Hi sweetie!Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post
Who is accusing you of yelling?
When you find your way to your glasses, please read the instructions posted on the top of this page and follow them.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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I'm praying for Christ to heal your defect. You should be able to see clearly any second now.Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post
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GLORY!!!Originally posted by Witch Hammer View PostI'm praying for Christ to heal your defect. You should be able to see clearly any second now.
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
"Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; Today at 01:53 AM. Reason: Edited to provide a tone more dignified for a lady"
Great work Sister Mary, Most women have no idea how to behave anymore... so sad. I blame the Democrats.
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
Miss Jazz, Welcome to our forums. You wouldn't believe the number of heathens and homersexuals and satanists who come on here to abuse us. If we let everyone post at will, the forum would be overrun. New posters (until they prove themselves) are therefore only able to start new threads in the Introduction section. You may post elsewhere, you just can't start new threads.
Please tell us which church you attend and what your favourite verse from the Bible is.Comment
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
Found my glasses. Im not a Baptist. Is this problematic?I love debates, fellowship and sharing. I love all! Ty for the warm welcome. Perhaps i started off onthe wrong foot. Or bad eyes. O, hahaha!
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
Hello again, sweetie. I'll put the rules in a special large font just for you:Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post Found my glasses. Im not a Baptist. Is this problematic?I love debates, fellowship and sharing. I love all! Ty for the warm welcome. Perhaps i started off onthe wrong foot. Or bad eyes. O, hahaha!
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: quite the informative site, though I don't know how I know this, considering I'm blind
This is not a debating forum. This is a forum to worship the Lord and enjoy the fellowship of like minded Christians.Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post I love debates, fellowship and sharing.
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No. Unsaved NOT Welcome! An Unnecessary Explanation.Originally posted by LadyJazz View Post
2 Corinthians 6:14-17
King James Version (KJV)
14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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How come I can't just walk into your living room and make myself at home? I want to be your buddy. I thought you'd welcome me when I put my feet up on your table and turned on your television and watched the Christian shows. But you didn't. Clearly you're not a nice person.Originally posted by LadyJazz View PostComment
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Well you seem to be the nicest. I have 6-7 pairs of glasses cuz i lose them so much or break them. O,ha.Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
No, im not from Nigeria. What hat you pull that out of? I attend St. Staninslaus right here in Detroit. Im 81 yrs young, but i go to church everyday. I have a dog, but theres something wrong with his eyes. Frances, my dear husband passed in 1987!
Is this a good introduction? I don't understand why i keep getting banned. Pastor E said im a vain repeater. I dont know what that even means! O,ha. I love all!For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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