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Whatsapp everyone! My name is Robert and i am here to join youre humble community. I workout a lot and go to the gym often. I live in Finland and go church here. My favorite verse in the bible is Rev 1:8 becouse i have 2 children.
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Welcome to Landover, Robert.
Exercising regularly is good. God dislikes sloth.
You may want to try printing this out and taking it with you next time you hit the gym though:
You can never be too careful around fags, friend!But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)
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Welcome then Brother.
Tell of your adventures with Jesus.
Do try to avoid the Negroe English. That is distasteful to the Lord.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hello and welcome to our Forums, stranger.Originally posted by Thegolden View Post
Please explain, what is "whatsapp?" is this some new kind of Apple software?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Welcome to God's favourite forum!Originally posted by Thegolden View Post
Why don't you share your testimony?
God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What measures have to taken to protect your children from the scourge of Moominism that has swept your country for the last 75 years? How big is your igloo?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Welcome Brother Rob! Can I call you Rob, Rob? Welcome to God's favorite forums. Are your children male, or female?Originally posted by Thegolden View PostComment
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What's the biggest reindeer you have shot? What gun do you use?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Hi Roope,
I am Roberta so we are kind of kin, right? I love really buf men with lots of tattoos. I know what Leviticus says so it's difficult to find a Christian man with ink in Vermont but I'll bet all you Finlander beefcakes have tattoos, right? Please send pics.
XOXOXOXO, Roberta
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