[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

That's why I'm trying to learn American and study the Book of Mormon in the American original.

A Mormon missionary from Utah once was so generous to give me his one as a present when he left.

Are you married? Did that Mormon missionary take you wife and your daughters with him to his harem, or did hi just take them there in Germany?

Mormons are so generous!!!

If you still have some sons, I think you should try to find a catholic priest. There are lots in southern Germany, I've been told.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hello Jimmi,

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Is your name a reference to the blessed King James, or perhaps one of the disciples? Or worst case baboon hash?

I saw it was pretty prevelant in Hamburg some years ago. Along with whores I might add. Satan uses whores and weed pretty effectively together.

I spent some time in Hamburg healing up after being persecuted at that heathen Berlin Lust Parade. It was an all out battle and I held my own until I ran out of New Testaments to sling at the drugged up fornicators.

I don't know how I survived and was able to successfully flee other than by the Grace of God.

Philippians 4:13. I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

Anyway, stay away from those Mormons. There is no such thing as Jesus the Western.

Glory!

Fred

[Otto Pruefer]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hello Jimmi!

It is very difficult to see the sign in your avatar, is it the Reeperbahn? You should avoid this areas as much as possible for many women are there to make prostitution!

I have found this passage in Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."

I am sure you can agree that the Reeperbahn is full of wickedness!

-Otto

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Are you married? Did that Mormon missionary take you wife and your daughters with him to his harem, or did hi just take them there in Germany?

Mormons are so generous!!!

If you still have some sons, I think you should try to find a catholic priest. There are lots in southern Germany, I've been told.

Maybe you've been told right, yes, in southern Germany. But I live in the north. Here it's quite different. Actually I'm not married, but my girl friend hasn't reported me about any attempts or intentions of the missionaries you mentioned above. Don't see the devil where no devil is! And please don't let me see a devil where no devil is.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hello Jimmi,

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Is your name a reference to the blessed King James, or perhaps one of the disciples? Or worst case baboon hash?

I saw it was pretty prevelant in Hamburg some years ago. Along with whores I might add. Satan uses whores and weed pretty effectively together.

I spent some time in Hamburg healing up after being persecuted at that heathen Berlin Lust Parade. It was an all out battle and I held my own until I ran out of New Testaments to sling at the drugged up fornicators.
(...)
Anyway, stay away from those Mormons. There is no such thing as Jesus the Western.

Glory!

Fred

First: Of course it's a reference of the blessed king you mentioned above. (ahem...who was it...?

Second: Right you are! Satan uses whores and weed pretty effectively together. Even if there is not so much weed her in the city, there are more whores than street lamps!

Third: I don't know much about Berlin, but I think they are all gay or insane there.

Fourth: let's wait and see. Better the Mormons than nothing. Give me time and let me think about it. Perhaps these forums will rescue me.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hello Jimmi!

It is very difficult to see the sign in your avatar, is it the Reeperbahn? You should avoid this areas as much as possible for many women are there to make prostitution!

I have found this passage in Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."

I am sure you can agree that the Reeperbahn is full of wickedness!

-Otto

Yes, it's the Reeperbahn, and the other street is the Große Freiheit. But don't worry about all that. I've known these areas since the time of my youth, as I was grewing up there and went to school at the Kleine Freiheit, a street next to the place shown on the sign but on the verge of all that evil.

Thus, of course, I certainly would agree the Reeperbahn is a place full of wickedness. No doubt about it.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hello James.

You are likely aware that the Germans are forever throwing monkey wrenches into otherwise well-oiled machines like the Catholic Church. If you are truly looking to find the path to salvation through Jesus I can assure you that there is no better way travel that path than being hand in hand with His Church and it's humble servants irrespective of what that silly Martin Luther was up to.

(While you contemplate the obvious truth to my entreatments, I might ask you why the people of Hamburg consider Currywurst their favorite dish?

German cuisine is oxymoronic in the same fashion of Baptist beauty pageant, but surely after all of the times you have invaded France something about fine food must have made it's way into your national appreciation for something other than boiled cabbage and ketchup on sausages?)

I suggest you avoid the Mormon Church like it was the Russian front January of '42 and while you are at it you would be wise to leave this place before you end up like the other cult members here who consider Sarah Palin an intellectual instead of a brain-damaged grifter.

Hop on that Ice Train to Köln, depart the station and take a good long look at what it means to be a Catholic! You won't find a high-speed train in Iowa let alone a Cathedral like that!





Bless you, my possible relative of Benedict,
Father Mo




.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Hop on that Ice Train to Köln, depart the station and take a good long look at what it means to be a Catholic! You won't find a high-speed train in Iowa let alone a Cathedral like that!

Yea, and the faster the ICE train leaves that place and leaves that bloody cathedral behind, which is nothing but the embodyment of the claim to power of a fallen church, the better it is. By the way, I would prefer Iowa a thousand times more than Cologne.

PS Yes, Mister Lester, we like Currywurst, and Bratwurst, and Döner, and Hamburgers, and Big Macs, and fried chicken, and pommes frites (French fries), and Schweinehaxe, and all that. The French like frogs and snails and similar delicatessen. And what is your favorite meal? Let me guess... dry bread and water...?

... Or should I guess wine and beefsteaks? Bless you!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

...By the way, I would prefer Iowa a thousand times more than Cologne...

And that's proof that you've never been to Iowa.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

And that's proof that you've never been to Iowa.

And I bet you've never been to Cologne.

It's true, I've never been there in Iowa, but I've seen some images from Iowa and I like the landscape, the farms, and all that peaceful impressions. The "Heartland" of America... bordered by the Missisippi and the Missouri. Your country is blessed by all these beautyful things, and you don't see?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

...Your country is blessed by all these beautyful things, and you don't see?

It's not my country, but I've been there. It's true, there's a lot of this:



but waaaay too much this:



but when this happened:



I ran.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

It's not my country, but I've been there. It's true, there's a lot of this: (...)
I ran.

Okay... and what would you do there...? Standing still and devout and singing hallelujah? Look at that horrible place called Cologne:

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

All right, I see the point:





It's hardcore. I certainly would run, too.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

But this is so wonderful:



So forget the fools' tractor parade. See only this picture. And you might guess why it's called God's own country and why I whished to be there only for a moment of eternity by a twinkling of my eyes. Yes, I'm a romantic. God bless America.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Finnish roots? Really? An attractive young neighbor here once came from Finland, too. At least she was grown up there in Finland. Once I asked her to say s.th. in Finnish, and I couldn't understand a single word. Finnish is one of those languages no one can understand except the Finnish themselves.

Agreed. The same goes for that German gibberish, too.

But this is so wonderful:



So forget the fools' tractor parade. See only this picture. And you might guess why it's called God's own country and why I whished to be there only for a moment of eternity by a twinkling of my eyes. Yes, I'm a romantic. God bless America.

I agree again. There is nothing more beautiful than the sight of miles and miles of over-fertilized genetically modified crops.