[BrotherLarry]

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Hey Again NoFace:

You haven't ever told me if you really have a face. I want to be your friend once you accept Jesus but if you have no face I might have a problem with that.

Could I just ask you something? I understand you're trying to make the right decision about our , but I do NOT understand what is so tough about that. Let me provide you with some more examples:

1. If I said to you, "Oh, look, NoFace! There is a rhinoceros charging toward you. If you will take my hand, I'll pull you out of the way! Would you risk the fact that there really was no rhinoceros, or would you be grabbing my hand so fast you might get a new face?

Now I think a rhino is a fairly scary beast. However, given the option of a rhino and an eternity in , give me the rhino. Any day of the week. You see, it's the fiery pit that is charging toward you at this moment. None of us know how many years we have left or when Jesus will return for His Baptist elect. Matthew 25:13 Jesus is the One reaching out His Hand to you.

2. Do you believe in cows? Seriously. Do you? Ezekiel 4:15 tells us that there are cows. If I believe Ezekiel, and I do (There is a reason why the leader of Landover Baptist was named after such a man of God), then why would I not believe in God?

Psalm 116:6 speaks of the simple. He isn't just talking about simple people, although He is talking about simple people. You see, our is quite a linguist. He knows how to twist things into what He is saying and then turn around and say "I didn't say that." That is what makes Him so good at Salvation(R)! Glory to His Name, He can take a word and make it sharp and cutting and full of power! Ephesians 6:17 Hebrews 4:12 But anyway:

I believe God also in that Psalm means He wants to keep things simple. I've said time and again in this forum that God is simple! That is what makes Him so complex! Hallelujah! If we were created in His image, and we were (Genesis 1:27) and if He wanted us to limit our knowledge, and He did (Genesis 2:17), it surely means He wanted us to be simple, naked creatures, frollicking about the garden and enjoying the wildebeests and the occasional plankton. Truly He is worthy of praise.

It takes no intelligence to be a Christian! It requires only a childlike faith in the WORD OF GOD. Oh, NoFace, the changes you will see in your life when you just begin to follow Christ! Instead of seeing you as a logical person, you'll be called foolish. Instead of looking at things through the eyes of science, as men do, you will look at things through the eyes of FAITH, which makes you look stupid to mortal men, but how amazing you become to our Savior! He then promises to answer your prayers (Proverbs 15:8 Proverbs 15:29). And, in that fateful day when He returns for those that followed His teachings (Baptists), we will rule and reign with Him and sing pretty songs forever. (In Hell, the only music you will hear is Led Zeppelin or maybe death metal, while satan fornicates with you as osama bin laden and Dick Clark spin the tunes). I really hope this has helped you, friend. Because it really IS an easy choice to make. Please make the right one! GLORY!

[NoFace]

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Hey Again NoFace:

You haven't ever told me if you really have a face. I want to be your friend once you accept Jesus but if you have no face I might have a problem with that.

Could I just ask you something? I understand you're trying to make the right decision about our , but I do NOT understand what is so tough about that. Let me provide you with some more examples:

1. If I said to you, "Oh, look, NoFace! There is a rhinoceros charging toward you. If you will take my hand, I'll pull you out of the way! Would you risk the fact that there really was no rhinoceros, or would you be grabbing my hand so fast you might get a new face?

Now I think a rhino is a fairly scary beast. However, given the option of a rhino and an eternity in , give me the rhino. Any day of the week. You see, it's the fiery pit that is charging toward you at this moment. None of us know how many years we have left or when Jesus will return for His Baptist elect. Matthew 25:13 Jesus is the One reaching out His Hand to you.

2. Do you believe in cows? Seriously. Do you? Ezekiel 4:15 tells us that there are cows. If I believe Ezekiel, and I do (There is a reason why the leader of Landover Baptist was named after such a man of God), then why would I not believe in God?

Psalm 116:6 speaks of the simple. He isn't just talking about simple people, although He is talking about simple people. You see, our is quite a linguist. He knows how to twist things into what He is saying and then turn around and say "I didn't say that." That is what makes Him so good at Salvation®! Glory to His Name, He can take a word and make it sharp and cutting and full of power! Ephesians 6:17 Hebrews 4:12 But anyway:

I believe God also in that Psalm means He wants to keep things simple. I've said time and again in this forum that God is simple! That is what makes Him so complex! Hallelujah! If we were created in His image, and we were (Genesis 1:27) and if He wanted us to limit our knowledge, and He did (Genesis 2:17), it surely means He wanted us to be simple, naked creatures, frollicking about the garden and enjoying the wildebeests and the occasional plankton. Truly He is worthy of praise.

It takes no intelligence to be a Christian! It requires only a childlike faith in the WORD OF GOD. Oh, NoFace, the changes you will see in your life when you just begin to follow Christ! Instead of seeing you as a logical person, you'll be called foolish. Instead of looking at things through the eyes of science, as men do, you will look at things through the eyes of FAITH, which makes you look stupid to mortal men, but how amazing you become to our Savior! He then promises to answer your prayers (Proverbs 15:8 Proverbs 15:29). And, in that fateful day when He returns for those that followed His teachings (Baptists), we will rule and reign with Him and sing pretty songs forever. (In Hell, the only music you will hear is Led Zeppelin or maybe death metal, while satan fornicates with you as osama bin laden and Dick Clark spin the tunes). I really hope this has helped you, friend. Because it really IS an easy choice to make. Please make the right one! GLORY!

Ha ha! Yeah I have a face. I happen to not like to show my face to people on the internet though, so here I'm NoFace.

Well, the answer to the first question is, since I'm not in Africa, I'd probably end up kind of looking at you wondering if your were sane and then back away slowly. But if we were in Africa, I would be sure to look around first. If there were a rhino charging straight toward me and you were close enough to take my hand and get me out of the way, I'd probably end up tackling you out of the way first so neither of us get hurt. :/

As for the second question, I know cows are real because I live in a place where there are cattle farms EVERYWHERE. Heck, I actually performed surgery on a bull calf yesterday, so I really don't need somebody to tell me cows are real.

The reason the decision really is so hard for me is because so far all I had ever seen from God was hatred and I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that he would save me and send me to heaven if he already hated me since the day I was born.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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The reason the decision really is so hard for me is because so far all I had ever seen from God was hatred and I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that he would save me and send me to heaven if he already hated me since the day I was born.

What you need to ask yourself is why God hates you so - if indeed He does. From what I have read on here, I am inclined to wonder if He isn't just totally indifferent to you. (The effect on your life, of course, is much the same.)

I beg you, faceless one, admit that you have failed Him rather than the other way around. It is not too late. Not yet.

I will pray for you.
Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[NoFace]

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What you need to ask yourself is why God hates you so - if indeed He does. From what I have read on here, I am inclined to wonder if He isn't just totally indifferent to you. (The effect on your life, of course, is much the same.)

I beg you, faceless one, admit that you have failed Him rather than the other way around. It is not too late. Not yet.

I will pray for you.
Yours in Faith,
Joanna

So far it seems like he's always hated me. I don't know why though... Thank you for your advice.

[Basilissa]

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So far it seems like he's always hated me. I don't know why though... Thank you for your advice.

Dear, have you looked into your family history to see why God has always hated you?

Because it is possible that it is not your fault, but of your parents:

Deuteronomy 5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me,

On the other hand, there also is documented a case of a man whom God hated (for no apparent reason) since his conception:

Genesis 25:21-23
21 And Isaac intreated the LORD for his wife, because she was barren: and the LORD was intreated of him, and Rebekah his wife conceived.
22 And the children struggled together within her; and she said, If it be so, why am I thus? And she went to enquire of the LORD.
23 And the LORD said unto her, Two nations are in thy womb, and two manner of people shall be separated from thy bowels; and the one people shall be stronger than the other people; and the elder shall serve the younger.

Malach 1:2-3
2 I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

In both cases, you are kinda screwed. If that makes you feel better, I will pray for you.

[NoFace]

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In both cases, you are kinda screwed.

So there's nothing I can do and I'll be hated by Him forever?

[Elmer G. White]

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So there's nothing I can do and I'll be hated by Him forever?

There is usually hope unless you have at some point of your life committed the unforgivable sin.

Matthew 12:31-32 - Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.


You must also show God that you are serious about your repentance.


Jonah3:4-5 - So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them. For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes. And he caused [it] to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:


Be persistent in your search for God's acceptance, and, perhaps...

James 5:16 - Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Russell Holbeck]

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So there's nothing I can do and I'll be hated by Him forever?

Hello NoFace.

I do not know the answer to your question the best you can do is follow all of the rules in the Bible there are over 600 I learned that from a nice person here named Didymus Much but he is not going to Heaven because he is an atheist that makes me sad because he is a nice person.

Also why do you call yourself NoFace if you do not have a face you should pray to God to give you a face but maybe your mirror is dirty look at 1 Corinthians 13:12 it says:

For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

The colored girl who works for me uses Windex and newspaper she smells like coconuts I keep telling her not to use the Sports section.

Thank you.

Rusty

[AG1234]

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I have been looking in this thread and the forum and seems to me that ppl in here love to be right all the time, when it isn't the case, one particular case is one user says that the US Consititution is based on the Christianity religion when it is not.

First Amendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

So basically saying the Government is secular and can't form a state religion and preventing the government forcing a religion belief on it's citizens.

Thomas Jefferson (one of the Founding Fathers) wrote this:

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"

If people do not wish, in your eyes to be saved, that is there choice? it is part of our freedoms that we enjoy i.e Freedom of Choice.

Also I seen in one thread that you follow the bible laws and the laws of the land, cause I seen another thread that a father beated his daughter to an inch of her life, and he and you call it discipline? that isn't discipline, that is over the top and the father says it would have been god's will if she had died? no it wouldn't, she would have died by the father not by god. That is called Child Abuse and why the laws have changed to restrict parents on disciplining their kids when they are bad.
and Yes I have been disciplined myself by my parents when I crossed the line but it was only a hit across by backside and a clip behind my ear.

If she had died and the father faced manslaughter charges, guess what? the father would have lost his freedoms due to the fact he would have sent to prison, are you allowed to accidently kill someone? no cause you have broken the law, the same laws you suppose to follow as told by the bible?

You say that women have to be obedient? what happens if the daughter was smart and able to do great stuff but was denied it due to your religion? So your not allowed to encourage your daughter to be brilliant? for me I would encourage my kids to be the best they can be.

This man or woman called NoFace, this person who doesn't want to show their face, he or she doesn't have to if he or she doesn't want to, i.e Freedom of Choice and you say he is a demon when he wants to be anonymous?

Admins here or whoever it is altering there profiles and locations all because they disagree with you, is a bit morally wrong and altering people's post (fair enough if it is something that is on the verge or is breaking your rules).

France? Who whatevr happened in the past effects France in future? What? lol the ppl in France today had nothing to do with that what so ever.
and you don't like the Jews even tho they are in the bible? Moses even helped them didn't he? Yes, Jews + Israelites = Israel?

The way you treat Blacks, sounds like you lot are the old Confederates in the American Civil War and don't like that all non-whites and non-religious people have rights.
Like you say that you have the right to force ppl to christianity but really you don't have the right.

Question, if God is everywhere, why do you need to go to church to pray when he is everywhere? in that sense you don't really need to go to church for in order to pray to god.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You sound angry, dear. What's going on in your life to bring you such pains?

I know who can help.

[AG1234]

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You sound angry, dear. What's going on in your life to bring you such pains?

I know who can help.

Eeyup you are the one that i saw who said this

"You're confused, no doubt brainwashed by the liberal media and public education / Gay Agenda. In reality, the Constitution is only for Christians. Please watch Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore explain (pay no attention to the heathens laughing at him after)."

Letters in bold I am refering to

when it isn't based on Christianity proving that you can be wrong sometimes

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Eeyup you are the one that i saw who said this

"You're confused, no doubt brainwashed by the liberal media and public education / Gay Agenda. In reality, the Constitution is only for Christians. Please watch Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore explain (pay no attention to the heathens laughing at him after)."

Letters in bold I am refering to

when it isn't based on Christianity proving that you can be wrong sometimes

Did you watch the clip I provided? That man is a leader in the Government. He knows better than you.

[AG1234]

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Did you watch the clip I provided? That man is a leader in the Government. He knows better than you.

Leader? you mean President Barack Obama and yes he is your leader as well

He knows the consitution better than me? how? when I have quoted

First Amendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

quoted taken straight from the Constitution

and a quote from one of the founding fathers of the United States Thomas Jefferson says:

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"

Show me where the word "Creator" in this text?

and who says I was angry? lol

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah

As Richard Nixon (1913-1994) famously said, "Source your quotes, numbnuts."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[AG1234]

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As Richard Nixon (1913-1994) famously said, "Source your quotes, numbnuts."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

ok

http://constitution.findlaw.com/

http://www.law.cornell.edu/anncon/html/amdt1afrag1_user.html#amdt1a_hd4

http://www.whitehouse.gov/our-govern...stitution#bill

http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_Am1.html

http://constitutioncenter.org/constitution/the-amendments/amendment-1-freedom-of-religion-press-expression

all saying the same thing