Quantum God?

[ElizabethTheWitch]

The Quantum Religion

God Created everything including the laws of physics. Whatever we learn about our universe is because God wanted it that way. Just like quantum mechanics, who makes it to heaven is a purely quantum event with each person in a superposition of going to heaven and not going to heaven
until they die, at which time they will either go to heaven or not. There is no way to predict who will go or when, but a certain percentage will for sure make it to heaven.

Now, if you are an immoral person and you don't make it to heaven, no big deal. If on the other hand you make it to heaven and you were a douchebag here in our universe, then you have to deal with whatever punishment god dishes out to you and no one knows what that is.

Since everyone has an equal chance of going to heaven, no one can be a religious leader. It would make no sense to have a leader who then didn't make it to heaven himself. What would be the incentive to follow him? It also gives everyone a reason to live a moral life in fear of whatever God might decide to do to you. And that could be anything, he is after all, God.

I just discovered this awesome religion and I totally believe it because the person who told me about it says that the person who wrote it, says it's correct. On faith, I believe it and since it's just as likely and has the same evidence that every other religion has, it's just as valid.

I knew you all would be happy about this. Hope to see you all in heaven, even though I know it's impossible. And those of you that don't make it? It's not your fault. You never had a say to begin with.

Elizabeth

[Jim Farmer]

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Errrr - that's hardly an introduction.
Everyone has a choice to go to Heaven. Repent. Give up false religions and false versions of Christianity. Follow all the commandments that God gave us in the Bible. Not just those in Exodus 20.
Everyone has a choice to go to Hell. Ignore God and his laws.
Nothing is pre-destined. Where did you get that idea?

And God punishes no one in Heaven. If you go to Heaven you are sin-free.

This so-called 'religion' you have invented is a false religion.

[Elmer G. White]

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The Quantum Religion

[unproven opinions, lots of them]

I just discovered this awesome religion and I totally believe it because the person who told me about it says that the person who wrote it, says it's correct. On faith, I believe it and since it's just as likely and has the same evidence that every other religion has, it's just as valid.

I knew you all would be happy about this. Hope to see you all in heaven, even though I know it's impossible. And those of you that don't make it? It's not your fault. You never had a say to begin with.

Elizabeth

Dear Elizabeth,

I am praying for you. But that is not enough. You also must seek the Truth™ actively and in an unbiased manner. If you do that, you'll see that the person who presented you these claims had only opinions. In contrast, Christianity has lots and lots of extra-Biblical proof. We True Christians™ do not need it, but apparently it is time you learned that NOT ALL RELIGIONS ARE AS LIKELY TO BE TRUE. You see, the Bible is supported by actual observable and measurable EVIDENCE as follows:

1. Eyewitness testimony of those who actually lived during Biblical times. Lots of archeological evidence supports the Bible, such as descriptions of Biblical cities, which have been confirmed with archeology. Genesis 10:11.
2. Eyewitness testimony of us who have had their lifes changed by Jesus and the changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! Luke 1:47.
3. Fullfilled prophecies in the Bible. For instance, Daniel 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. Daniel 2:34.
4. The remarkably consistent nature of Biblical manuscripts during a time of widespread illiteracy, unreliable scribes and slow communications. Psalms 12:6.
5. The necessity of God for logic and science. The false theory of evil lotion propagated by false Christians gives absolutely no support to a mind that could be trusted. How could random fluctuations in the quantum spacetime produce a mind that could RELIABLY investigate its character. If it was due to chance, we would not be able to trust anything. Ruth 2:12.

#5 effectively demolishes the opinions of your quantum 'religion'.

Still, I am glad that you had the courage to post this item. That way we can show you your faults and encourage you to choose the path to Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Cranky Old Man]

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I totally believe it because the person who told me about it says that the person who wrote it, says it's correct.

Come one, even a slut like you can figure out this is silly. Christians base their faith on the Holy Bible and God's Miracles. Not just on some things that are said and written down somewhere.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome Elizabeth, I've never heard of this quantum religion before, but it sounds like somebody has been filling your head with rubbish.

Why are you here, exactly? We're here to praise Jesus.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah

Since everyone has an equal chance of going to heaven

blah blah blah

What a load of baloney. I seriously doubt God would've gone to all the trouble of making Hell if that were true.

Besides, Jesus Himself already said most folks weren't getting in to Heaven:

(Matthew 7:14) "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

GLORY!



Yours in Christ (NOT MAX PLANCK),

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

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The Bible mentions nothing of this quantum thing. If it existed, Jesus would know about it. Same with vaccines and germs and antibiotics. Do you think Jesus would have used prayer and his Holy spit and cast out demons if such things were real?

You need to follow the word of the Lord.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

[ElizabethTheWitch]

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Thanks for all the great replies. While I don't know who wrote the words of this great religion, I do know that they were inspired by God to write it, because they said so in the book about the religion. So since God inspired them to write it, it must be true.

The really great thing about Quantum God is that you needn't pray. In fact praying or anything else one does has absolutely no effect on whether or not one makes it to heaven. And there is no Hell, at least not in the traditional sense, however whatever God does to punish the bad people, it's at least as bad as Hell, which was created by your God, if I understand it correctly.

Anyways, I am very pleased with how well received this new religion has been here and want to thank all of you for supporting it by continuing to come to Landover Babtist Church. Again, I hope you all end up in Heaven, even though the odds are very slim.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thanks for all the great replies. While I don't know who wrote the words of this great religion, I do know that they were inspired by God to write it, because they said so in the book about the religion. So since God inspired them to write it, it must be true.

The really great thing about Quantum God is that you needn't pray. In fact praying or anything else one does has absolutely no effect on whether or not one makes it to heaven. And there is no Hell, at least not in the traditional sense, however whatever God does to punish the bad people, it's at least as bad as Hell, which was created by your God, if I understand it correctly.

Anyways, I am very pleased with how well received this new religion has been here and want to thank all of you for supporting it by continuing to come to Landover Babtist Church. Again, I hope you all end up in Heaven, even though the odds are very slim.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Faith_Machine]

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Thanks for all the great replies. While I don't know who wrote the words of this great religion, I do know that they were inspired by God to write it, because they said so in the book about the religion. So since God inspired them to write it, it must be true.

The really great thing about Quantum God is that you needn't pray. In fact praying or anything else one does has absolutely no effect on whether or not one makes it to heaven. And there is no Hell, at least not in the traditional sense, however whatever God does to punish the bad people, it's at least as bad as Hell, which was created by your God, if I understand it correctly.

Anyways, I am very pleased with how well received this new religion has been here and want to thank all of you for supporting it by continuing to come to Landover Babtist Church. Again, I hope you all end up in Heaven, even though the odds are very slim.

I see what you're trying to do here. What you've chosen to ignore, young missy, is that for those who are so faithless that they don't accept our internally consistent Bible as self-contained proof of what we believe, there is abundant proof in the natural world that backs up our beliefs.

Does the geological record support your religion?

It supports ours.

Does critical thinking theory and the First Law of Thermodynamics support your religion?

They sure do support ours!


Are specific stories in your religion corroborated by physical evidence?

The ones in ours are.

I could go on and on, but at this point, I kind of feel sorry for you. It must be humiliating thinking you've sprung some kind of trap on us, when really, it is you who have been tripped up by your own machinations.

If you think this humiliation is bad, just wait 'til you find yourself standing before your Maker, naked in your sin. That will be the most humiliating thing you have ever endured, and it will happen right before He casts you into the pit of Hell.

I would love to talk to you about Jesus Christ, and how He can help you avoid such a terrible fate.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[ElizabethTheWitch]

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I see what you're trying to do here. What you've chosen to ignore, young missy, is that for those who are so faithless that they don't accept our internally consistent Bible as self-contained proof of what we believe, there is abundant proof in the natural world that backs up our beliefs.

Does the geological record support your religion?
Yes, yes it does.
It supports ours.
No, not really. The world is really 4.5 billion years old, not 6000. This is supported by many types of aging methods, not just one. Also, no fossils of Unicorns but there are countless fossils that predate the Bible that are not mentioned in the Bible, becuase the people who wrote it didn't know about it. Quantum God says that whatever we find, it's exactly what God wanted to happen and if we got it wrong before, it's our failing, not Gods.
Does critical thinking theory and the First Law of Thermodynamics support your religion?
Yes, Yes it does. In fact Quantum God religion says that whatever turns out to be true, is exactly what God did. It's for us to uncover, not for men to write in old texts and stick with it, even when proven wrong. Anything that turns out wrong in our doctrine is because of our ignorance, we don't say what we find is wrong because it don't match our old texts. Our religions accepts that humans are often wrong, but God is never wrong.
They sure do support ours!
Again, not really. The first law of thermodynamics is the conservation of energy. If ones spirit really left the body for your heaven, then the body should weigh some small fraction less because of E = MC^2, but they do not. Secondly What fuels the fires of hell? And if spirits are converted to energy, then what is burning in Hell? And what is the fuel for the fire? And since hell only gets bigger, the more bodies, the more fuel needed, the more heat generated. Where does all this heat energy go? Where does it come from?

Are specific stories in your religion corroborated by physical evidence?
Yes, All of them.
The ones in ours are.
Perhaps a few, but there are many more that are either dead wrong, like when Julius Ceasar was ruler of Rome, or missing from historical accounts. The occurances that are in the Bible are of little consequence as to the truth of the overall document. That information was widely known at the time the Bible was written, by men, who were allegedly inspired by you God.
I could go on and on, but at this point, I kind of feel sorry for you. It must be humiliating thinking you've sprung some kind of trap on us, when really, it is you who have been tripped up by your own machinations.
There is no trap here. Your religion is just a right as mine, at least as far as the evidence is concerned. Just as your Bible was written by men who supposedly were inspired by God, so was our religions founding documents. Your Book says God inspired it, our book says God inspired it. Your God does miracles, my God does miracles, your God requires faith, my God requires faith. There is no proof your God exists, there is no proof my God exists. You believe you God exists, I believe my God exists. I'm just happy to know that some of you will be going to Heaven, no matter what you believe.
If you think this humiliation is bad, just wait 'til you find yourself standing before your Maker, naked in your sin. That will be the most humiliating thing you have ever endured, and it will happen right before He casts you into the pit of Hell.
That won't happen to me, if I am lucky enough to be chosen, I will have no trouble standing by what I have done in my life.
I would love to talk to you about Jesus Christ, and how He can help you avoid such a terrible fate.
The only terrible fate is to never have been born.
Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

No, no good could come from that.

[Des]

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Great religion? You are saying that God is everything. So God is the dog poo I stepped in last week? Did you really just call our Lord and Savior dog poo?

I wish you were in front of me so I could punch you in the face.

[Faith_Machine]

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Wait a minute Elizabeth, you think the human soul is a physical thing that has measurable weight?

If that were true, it wouldn't be your soul, now would it?

[Redeemed Papist]

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This is why we need to stamp out Halloween once and for all.

This foul witch is trying to seduce us into some sort of modern science inspired witchcraft. I say we need to get our witch hunters armed extra early this year and get busy.

Deuteronomy 13:1-5
If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, 2 and the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them; 3 thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the Lord your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 Ye shall walk after the Lord your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him. 5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the Lord your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the Lord thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

It's quite clear that this lunatic is trying to do the work of her coven and lure good, honest men of Landover into the arms of her dark master. I can see the foul sexual perversions she wishes to practice on me in my mind, the way she wants to writhe on me, covered in oil with snakes and vile "quantum" sex toys. But I will stand firm!

Let us drive these foul harpies out!

[JustGotSaved]

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This reminds me,

I really need to contribute to the United Negro College Fund.