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  • imbecilegirl20
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2014
    • 130

    #31
    Re: hello everyone

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You cannot be born again if you don't have genuine faith you foolish girl.


    and you thought I didn't know that??

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #32
      Re: hello everyone

      Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
      and you thought I didn't know that??
      Clearly you don't. If you knew that, then you'd know that with genuine faith comes genuine and grateful obedience (John 14:15). Obedience includes the entire Law (James 2:10) as well as every command (1 John 2:5). This includes getting your snarky ass into some matrimonial situation whereby a man can suffer the inhospitable deed of impregnating you (1 Timothy 2:15). You obviously don't know this, which is why you keep harping on a single requirement as if it was all that is necessary.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #33
        Re: hello everyone

        Sister Mary, I feel that you may be on to something there. And this would explain her anxiety attacks when she goes to church. I think those anxiety attacks are the Lord God telling her something - that she doesn't come up to expectations, and that she's not a True Believer.
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        • imbecilegirl20
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2014
          • 130

          #34
          Re: hello everyone

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Clearly you don't. If you knew that, then you'd know that with genuine faith comes genuine and grateful obedience (John 14:15). Obedience includes the entire Law (James 2:10) as well as every command (1 John 2:5). This includes getting your snarky ass into some matrimonial situation whereby a man can suffer the inhospitable deed of impregnating you (1 Timothy 2:15). You obviously don't know this, which is why you keep harping on a single requirement as if it was all that is necessary.
          ok now you are starting to annoy me. oh and another thing. didn't the bible tell us not to use curse words??? not so Christian are ya.

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          • imbecilegirl20
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2014
            • 130

            #35
            Re: hello everyone

            Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
            Sister Mary, I feel that you may be on to something there. And this would explain her anxiety attacks when she goes to church. I think those anxiety attacks are the Lord God telling her something - that she doesn't come up to expectations, and that she's not a True Believer.
            my anxiety attacks could be god telling me something but let me ask you something. why would god let me have a fear of GOING to church. church isn't a place of fear. and god clearly speaks against being intentionally anxious. so why would he place fear of going to church on me?

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            • Jim Farmer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 2293

              #36
              Re: hello everyone

              Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
              my anxiety attacks could be god telling me something but let me ask you something. why would god let me have a fear of GOING to church. church isn't a place of fear. and god clearly speaks against being intentionally anxious. so why would he place fear of going to church on me?
              It's strange, isn't it. I don't know. I think it's something to spend some time thinking about though. It seems as though God doesn't want you to go to Church? Why? Maybe don't go for a little while, then see if that improves the situation?
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: hello everyone

                Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
                so I guess i'm gonna try and introduce myself or whatever. i'm Nicole and i'm 20 years old. i have been in church for i guess since i was really young. its a freewill Baptist church. its really pretty. i sing in church all the time. I've been singing in church since i was 14 years old. it's been a struggle the past few months but i'm sure god will take care of it. my favorite bible verse is john 14:6 " jesus saith unto him, i am the way,the truth, and the life. no man cometh unto the father, but by me". so i guess that's all i have to say about me.
                Dear Witch;

                You lost me at "or whatever."

                Enjoy hell.

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #38
                  Re: hello everyone

                  Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
                  ok now you are starting to annoy me. oh and another thing. didn't the bible tell us not to use curse words???
                  Post the Scripture or get lost.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • imbecilegirl20
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2014
                    • 130

                    #39
                    Re: hello everyone

                    Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                    It's strange, isn't it. I don't know. I think it's something to spend some time thinking about though. It seems as though God doesn't want you to go to Church? Why? Maybe don't go for a little while, then see if that improves the situation?




                    it is pretty strange. but this could be god's way of making me go to church and get closer to him because to be honest, when my anxiety was away and when i was finally happy again i didn't need god. i was all for myself and that's a sad thing because now i never knew how much i needed god. i guess i deserve the pain because i put god away all this time and now when i need him the most i feel like he's not gonna be there because i thought i was everything and gave in to all the popularity and the fame if that's what you wanna call it and didn't need god. i think i'm gonna keep on going to church because if i avoid it then i'm just gonna get worse and give in and let the church down. especially god.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12986

                      #40
                      Re: hello everyone

                      Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
                      ok now you are starting to annoy me. oh and another thing. didn't the bible tell us not to use curse words??? not so Christian are ya.
                      No, it didn't. Also, Jesus often insulted people.

                      I hope that helps.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • imbecilegirl20
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2014
                        • 130

                        #41
                        Re: hello everyone

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Post the Scripture or get lost.
                        ok so this might not be every one of them but here's what I got
                        ephesians 4:29 "let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that may minister grace unto the hearers"
                        colossians 3:8 "but now ye also put off all of these anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth
                        james 3:10 "out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. my brethren, these things ought not so to be"
                        james 5:12 "but above all these things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea and your nay, nay. lest ye fall into condemnation"

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12986

                          #42
                          Re: hello everyone

                          Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
                          ok so this might not be every one of them but here's what I got
                          ephesians 4:29 "let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that may minister grace unto the hearers"
                          colossians 3:8 "but now ye also put off all of these anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth
                          james 3:10 "out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. my brethren, these things ought not so to be"
                          james 5:12 "but above all these things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea and your nay, nay. lest ye fall into condemnation"
                          So... when Jesus called people vipers (Matthew 3:7), children of the devil (John 8:44), and fools (Matthew 23:17), that was an example that should not be followed...?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Jim Farmer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 2293

                            #43
                            Re: hello everyone

                            Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
                            it is pretty strange. but this could be god's way of making me go to church and get closer to him because to be honest, when my anxiety was away and when i was finally happy again i didn't need god. i was all for myself and that's a sad thing because now i never knew how much i needed god. i guess i deserve the pain because i put god away all this time and now when i need him the most i feel like he's not gonna be there because i thought i was everything and gave in to all the popularity and the fame if that's what you wanna call it and didn't need god. i think i'm gonna keep on going to church because if i avoid it then i'm just gonna get worse and give in and let the church down. especially god.
                            How very true. It's not easy being Christian. You're happy and relaxed when you don't have God in your life, and uptight and unhappy when you do worship God. But that's good. Our mortal life here is not important, even if we are unhappy, so long as we worship the Lord. It's all about securing our place in Heaven so that we have everlasting Life. What a merciful God! I so look forward to dying. Let's hope we're all going to be happy when we get there!
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                            • imbecilegirl20
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2014
                              • 130

                              #44
                              Re: hello everyone

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              So... when Jesus called people vipers (Matthew 3:7), children of the devil (John 8:44), and fools (Matthew 23:17), that was an example that should not be followed...?
                              god wants us to follow him and i just quoted what god said not to do. and if god tells you not to do anything then you shouldn't do it. and he's god. he says what he wants to because he is the creator of heaven and the earth. he died for our sins so we could go to heaven and be with him. if god says something and he tells us not to say what he just said then we shouldn't say it because he's god and he can do whatever he wants. he's the boss, not us humans. (:

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                              • imbecilegirl20
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2014
                                • 130

                                #45
                                Re: hello everyone

                                Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                                How very true. It's not easy being Christian. You're happy and relaxed when you don't have God in your life, and uptight and unhappy when you do worship God. But that's good. Our mortal life here is not important, even if we are unhappy, so long as we worship the Lord. It's all about securing our place in Heaven so that we have everlasting Life. Let's hope we're all going to be happy when we get there!
                                yeah lets hope so too (:

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