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so I guess i'm gonna try and introduce myself or whatever. i'm Nicole and i'm 20 years old. i have been in church for i guess since i was really young. its a freewill Baptist church. its really pretty. i sing in church all the time. I've been singing in church since i was 14 years old. it's been a struggle the past few months but i'm sure god will take care of it. my favorite bible verse is john 14:6 " jesus saith unto him, i am the way,the truth, and the life. no man cometh unto the father, but by me". so i guess that's all i have to say about me.
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Hello dear, and (I guess) it is up to me to warmly welcome you to our Godly forum!Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
Are you married? You know, that the Holy Bible says that we women can be saved only through having good, God fearing children (1 Timothy 2;15).
I'm a bit concerned about you singing in your church, but as long you have your husband's permission (Colossians 3:18, 1 Peter 3:1), but I guess singing doesn't count as speaking (1 Corinthians 14:34), so you should be fine.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostHello dear, and (I guess) it is up to me to warmly welcome you to our Godly forum! Are you married? You know, that the Holy Bible says that we women can be saved only through having good, God fearing children (1 Timothy 2;15).
I'm a bit concerned about you singing in your church, but as long you have your husband's permission (Colossians 3:18, 1 Peter 3:1), but I guess singing doesn't count as speaking (1 Corinthians 14:34), so you should be fine.
No I'm not married at the moment. Marriage is too complicated right now but whenever God decides then I will (:Comment
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Are your parents having a difficult time finding a husband for you? Are your hips not suitable for childbearing? I don't think the ugliness would matter too much, as the copulatory function of marriage can be accomplished in the dark. Perhaps some of the men will come along and offer some advice you can take back to your parents.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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If you are 20 years old as your name implies then every day you endure in childlessness is a day spent in hideous sin? What's wrong with you? Are you ugly? Is your father so poor he can't pay for your wedding? Are all the men in your town gay?Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
1 Timothy 2:13-15
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Women, as God instructs us, are vile creatures and you have my condolences that God cursed you, but blaming Him for the fact you remain barren is blasphemy. Beg your father to find you a husband at once. Take some responsibility!sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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no I just don't want to get married right now. and they have no right to tell me who I can and can't marry. i'm an adult and they can't control me all my life i'm gonna be moving out soon and living on my own.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostAre your parents having a difficult time finding a husband for you? Are your hips not suitable for childbearing? I don't think the ugliness would matter too much, as the copulatory function of marriage can be accomplished in the dark. Perhaps some of the men will come along and offer some advice you can take back to your parents.
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It appears, brother, she is a man-hating, harpy-in-training feminist.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
Feminazis like her put the rest of us women in danger.Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
i'm not ugly!!! why would you think I am ugly. and no one talks about my father that way!! abd we are not poor thank you. we actually have a good amount of money. and sadly yes all the guys in my neighborhood are gay lol. no joke. when God says for me to get married then I will.Comment
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Nonsense. You wouldn't know God's Voice if It came forth and slapped you in the face.Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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if you aint got nothing good to say then don't say nothing at allOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostIt appears, brother, she is a man-hating, harpy-in-training feminist.
Feminazis like her put the rest of us women in danger.
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and what about you huh?? do you know god's voice miss perfect??Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostNonsense. You wouldn't know God's Voice if It came forth and slapped you in the face.
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Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View PostMy sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10: 27-28Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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you're not trying to tell me i'm not Christian are you?? how do you know if i am or are not. you don't even know meOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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Your attitude betrays your lack of Salvation. I know you, and I know your father (John 8:44).Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Post
Either make the tree good, and his fruit good;
or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.
Matthew 12:33Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome. Tell us what has been going on the last few months. Maybe we can help?Originally posted by baptistgirl20 View Postsigpic
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