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This is incredible. They CLAIM to be celebrating a holy day, but all I see is a bunch of people stuffing their pie holes; reading heretical, twisted versions of the Old Testament; gambling with their tops; speaking what I can only assume is yiddish; and the whole time the bass line is a bunch of guys yelling "joo joo joo joo." Protect your children!
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Proving the truth of the Bible:
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision [i.e., the Jews]: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth. Titus 1:10-14
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I find it interesting that the Joos seem to think that the Greek Philosophers are even worse off than their hearsy of the Torah. I mean lets face it, none of the ancient Greek philosophers ever mentioned Jesus or His coming. Read through Plato, Aristotle, Epicurus, Zeno, or Thales's works and you will never find one passage referencing Jesus. Clearly they are all burning in hell for their sins much in the same way the Joos will.Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.Comment
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Re: Jews Sing About Hating Jesus's Birthday
Those kikes aren't fooling anyone. They hate Jesus. They even brag about it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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