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  • Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

    See how conservative pundit Stephen Colbert mocks this jew without the jew even knowing it:



    A shot from our side in the war of Christmas. Take that, you latka-eating, draydel-spinning heebs!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

    Some people just don't have the wit to detect subtle sarcasm. Joos are too busy wiping their huge noses and picking up pennies off the sidewalk to understand that Colbert would never consider giving up Jesus for their pagan harvest festival.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

      It was a comedy sketch. They were both making fun of Hannukah.
      Pretty funny.

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        Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

        Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
        It was a comedy sketch. They were both making fun of Hannukah.
        Pretty funny.
        You don't understand. John Stewart is really a Joo. He isn't acting.

        (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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          Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

          Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
          You don't understand. John Stewart is really a Joo. He isn't acting.

          (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
          Yes, I know John Stewart is Jewish. He was making fun of himself. That's what makes it funny.

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            Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

            I showed this to my granddaughter Emily, she did a lovely drawing, I think I will send it to the Des Moins Rabbi as a Christmas Card.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              So it's the Jews that are doing all the whining about Christmas? I was wondering who it was. The Chinks don't celebrate it for the right reasons, but they seem to love the red and gold and getting presents. The Negro's should be happy as people give more to food banks this time of year. So I was wondering who it was.

              Thanks for the information!
              Drama queen

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                Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

                Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                Yes, I know John Stewart is Jewish. He was making fun of himself. That's what makes it funny.
                It's not hard to make fun of John Stewart. It can't be. Even John Stewart himself manages to get a few chuckles out of such lame material.

                Jews are still butthurt that they murdered the Messiah, instead of welcoming Him properly. They still can't get it right, either. They won't acknowledge His divinity and pray for Salvation. No. They'd rather continue with the hate.
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                Revelations 6:16
                "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                of him that sitteth on the throne,
                and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                  Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

                  Wow nice to know you guys can't tell that it's a written sketch. For god's sake, John Stewart had helped written that sketch.



                  Since you guys like religous comedy so much, here's a joke.

                  Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
                  Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!

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                    Re: Colbert Mocks Jew Who Mocks Christmas

                    Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
                    Wow nice to know you guys can't tell that it's a written sketch. For god's sake, John Stewart had helped written that sketch.



                    Since you guys like religous comedy so much, here's a joke.

                    Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
                    Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!
                    Galatians 6:7 (King James Version) Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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