[VictoryOS]

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We had a great July 4. We had a "barbecue" -- with tofu hot dogs of course -- no animal meat. Our feast was in strict accordance with keeping animals safe and no harm to the environment. We had a naturally grown tofu, asparagus, broccoli, spinach, brussel sprouts, and cauliflower "barbecue".

I'm tired of following me around and harassing me with your hateful words, missy. You've been trying to stick your nose in my business long enough. Your post has inspired me to prepare a special feast for my new husband and his cousin. I'm going to shove a piece of ham up a chicken's behind, then stick the chicken up a turkey's behind, then wrap it all in bacon and throw it in the oven until it's golden brown. How do you like that, you filthy tree-hugger?

I would like to apologize to everyone else for my outburst.

Now, does anyone know the best way to strip mold off bathroom fixtures?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Tulsa is absolutely beautiful in mid July. I hope you're having a wonderful time!!

If you two have time, I know you'll enjoy the Tulsa Race Riots Museum. All because of some uppity Negroes, the City of Tulsa exploded on May 31, 1921. During 16 straight hours of rioting, over 800 people were injured, 10,000 were left homeless, 35 city blocks-- basically the entire Nigra neighborhood of Greenwood-- was destroyed by fire. Officially, 39 people were reported killed, but some estimates were as high as 300.




Thanks to the actions of several heroes that day, Tulsa was made safe for white womanhood. I think that's very romantic, and fitting for a honeymoon side trip.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Tulsa is absolutely beautiful in mid July. I hope you're having a wonderful time!!

If you two have time, I know you'll enjoy the Tulsa Race Riots Museum.

Thank you for pointing this out, Brother Montague. Tulsa has so many attractions, such as two oil refineries (Sunoco and Sinclair) - Tulsa's nickname is "Oil capital of the world." There is also an abandoned train station, an exceptionally large number of tornado shelters, and drive-through liquor stores. The city is a national leader in ozone alerts.

Tulsa is also known as "The buckle of the Bible belt," and boasts the Oral Roberts Prayer Tower:



Tulsa is certainly one of the garden spots of America.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Come on, Brother Don! Give us some updates! Have you consummated the marriage yet? By the way, here's a good Christian wedding night tip: If you are seeking to consummate with a woman of Sister Vic's carriage, then a bag of flour might do the trick.

Let us know when you have conceived your first-born son!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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The honeymoon has gone well so far.

My cousin was gracious enough to leave the trailer for fifteen minutes while I and the Mrs. engaged in physical relations. He was gone about twelve minutes longer than he needed to be, but it gave us time to repair his flimsy bed frame.

We're coming back to Freehold this evening. See you all tonight!

[Anesthesia]

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Believe it or not, I had a great time! Of course we didn't join in the festivities like the wedding, or bachelor party, or shower, but we had a damn good protest here in Freehold, Iowa! Over 200 people showed up and we made it clear that we disapproved of Vic and Don's heterosexual marriage, and that gay marriage was the only type of marriage that should be approved by the government. Even if no one paid attention to us, I would say it was a very successful protest. Some pics below of our protest...





We had a great July 4. We had a "barbecue" -- with tofu hot dogs of course -- no animal meat. Our feast was in strict accordance with keeping animals safe and no harm to the environment. We had a naturally grown tofu, asparagus, broccoli, spinach, brussel sprouts, and cauliflower "barbecue".

The highlight of the night is when we burned American flags and each of us recited what we were unthankful for about America. We then made effigies of George W. Bush and Jesus then burned them both.

Unfortunately, some of the Freehold police accosted us and attacked us without warning. Many were tear-gassed and pepper-sprayed, and we were forced to disperse. This protest was perfectly legal, and Freehold's attorneys will hear from the ACLU very, very soon... <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Wow, this is a lovely post! :3 And yes, they need to have more smileys of color.

[James Hutchins]

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YouthInAsia, take your lezbo loving self out of Gods Favorite Forum™. Trash like you are not welcome here!

[HTannor]

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I just don't think I can apologize enough for missing the ceremony.

I was on my way to it when the neighboring suburb's pigs law enforcement personnel flagged me down, stripped searched me and ran some dirty fingers up.......... forced me to disrobe, and then tore my car apart.

If the formal homecoming reception were to be held in, say, 30 days or so, I should be able to make it.



BTW, it really isn't that bad here. I find the KJV1611 in the jail's library.

My cell mate fellow guest is here for rape overstepping his bounds. So it's not like he's a homer.

He also has a tattoo proclaiming Christ as his Savior. It's done in really nice colors. I'm much too diplomatic to point out to him the swastika on his forehead may be bit much.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Well, I couldn't be where I wasn't invited but don't worry folks, I enjoyed da leftovers you gave me while I was cleanin up the mess the white folks made

[Buford T Scoggins]

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My cousin was gracious enough to leave the trailer for fifteen minutes while I and the Mrs. engaged in physical relations. He was gone about twelve minutes longer than he needed to be, but it gave us time to repair his flimsy bed frame.

Brother Don, I hope you got some photos of your cousin's trailer: they will come in handy when you begin decorating your new home. Some advice: when buying a trailer, make sure that yours has extra heavy-duty suspension - it takes the weight better. Earthquake insurance might also be prudent.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford