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  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

    Originally posted by youblindpeople View Post
    This website is intimidating to me and this Landover baptist church is a corrupt church that uses the word of God to promote its own satanic agenda. They profess Christianity but yet are nothing more than wolves in sheeps clothing. They will burn in the lake of fire blah, blah, blah, snort, drool, slurp, blah

    We are used to the rebukes of fluffy bunny, unsaved wretch, false Christians, but why do you keep repeating yourself? You must be some kind of retard.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

      Originally posted by youblindpeople View Post
      Open your eyes you blind people.
      Unfortunately you are too stupid to follow your own advice. Enjoy Hell!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

        More and more innocent men are jailed because sluts, whores and harlots falsely accuse them of rape. Usually to get a free abortion. These sluts seduce these innocent men and then after they have filthy sex they regret their mistake and blame the innocent man instead of praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

        As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!

        God, of course, already warns women that they should dress properly: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly


        Clearly women who aren't properly dressed all get what they deserve!

        And God is also very clear on what should happen after rape: marriage! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.". The solution here is surprisingly simple. Convert all abortion clinics to churches so these "victims" can get married to their "rapists" right away!

        There is a small glimmer of hope here as more and more people realize where the real blame is here: You're not guilty of rape: Those skinny jeans were too tight to remove by yourself, jury rules. But unfortunately those are the exceptions, mostly innocent men get jailed for being seduced by sluts.

        All that is missing here is a "please rape me" My Little Pony tramp stamp tattoo:


        They shouldn't even call this clothing:


        Future rape "victim" Honey Boo Boo:


        My bumper sticker to teach the brony sluts of America about Jesus:
        rape is wrong !!! if they are raping people there not innocent there SCUM!! AND SOULD BE IN PRISON
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

          Originally posted by Lcole91 View Post
          rape is wrong !!! if they are raping people there not innocent there SCUM!! AND SOULD BE IN PRISON
          Did you bother to read this thread from the beginning? No one here is saying that rape is a good thing. OF COURSE rape is bad, but God has ways of addressing rape in the Holy Bible. And Christians must follow the Holy Bible word for word.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

            your blaming the women not the men innocent man jailed ? rape means hes not innocent hes a no good piece of trash and deserves to be in prison
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

              Originally posted by Lcole91 View Post
              ...rape means hes not innocent hes a no good piece of trash and deserves to be in prison
              Lemme get this straight: you're telling the True Christians(tm) to be better "Christians" by denying what God says in the Bible?!

              You might check Deuteronomy 22:28-29 to see what God considers an appropriate punishment for raping an unbetrothed virgin before replying.

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              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                Originally posted by Lcole91 View Post
                your blaming the women not the men innocent man jailed ? rape means hes not innocent hes a no good piece of trash and deserves to be in prison
                Miss Lcole,



                We agree that the raping man must be punished. This is extremely good news. Now, we only have consider a suitable punishment! Why not leave it to God to decide what the punishment should be? As it happens, God has told us how to punish the man.

                Deuteronomy 22:28-29
                If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

                As a married man, if I may, I'd also like to point out that this is extremely severe punishment. Prison sentences are transient (usually) but a marriage is for a lifetime. The punishment should reflect the repulsive nature of the crime and I think God (as always) really finds the most excruciating ways to punish sinners.




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                • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                  There is no need for a chastity belt if one wears a high enough collar and a floor length hoop skirt!
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                  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                    I am glad I always dress properly so I can't be raped!
                    Challenge accepted!


                    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                      I thought for a happy moment that perhaps God had sent something to eat you but evidently you've been hanging around brony conventions or something. Felicity will not be persuaded by your subterfuge because she has read about bronies here at Landover. Perhaps you were intending to get one of those Moller flying saucer things and beam her up using magnets? But unfortunately for you I doubt that she is the sort of young lady covered with body mods, implants and metal bones-through-the-nose you're obsessing over. The Bible is clear about appropriate attire and Felicity does not dress like an ironmonger's display cabinet. Heaven knows what you wear yourself but in this case, or the case of any Christian, your grotesque compulsions will come to ruin.

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                      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                        Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                        Do you care to back up that claim with scripture?
                        Not everything the church says is not in the bible... Show me where in the bible does it say that you are to "plead the blood" over your situations? If you can show me that then I will be able to hear from you. Other than that this post is highly inaccurate and offensive. This post is based off of subject from the bible, but the culture around that scripture. In laymens term, You did not read the bible , you read a scripture and know you think you know what it means.There are cases where nuns have gotten raped and we know the principles of a nuns lifestyle. Also, please explain to me what is slutty clothing for a boy? Boys get raped just as well as women do. Explain please because I would love to hear your response. Furthermore, anybody who rapes someone else seriously lacks self-control, one of the fruits of the spirit in Galatians. Beside that, the man and the woman have committed fornication or possibly adultery. How is one person responsible for the sins of another? Did not God curse Adam as well as Eve? A man who rapes is even more responsible than the woman because he is a man. God gave Adam, the man, dominion over the whole earth. That included the woman. When God cursed them, he said that a woman would be bound to her husband, to serve him the rest of her days. Tell me if I'm wrong here but that is how I do recall Genesis explaining the events. One last thing, the old testament does say that a man who rapes a woman would have to pay to marry her, so that must tell you something.... Get back to me when you've done some more research.

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                        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                          Originally posted by godisalive View Post
                          Not everything the church says is not in the bible... Show me where in the bible does it say that you are to "plead the blood" over your situations? If you can show me that then I will be able to hear from you. Other than that this post is highly inaccurate and offensive. This post is based off of subject from the bible, but the culture around that scripture. In laymens term, You did not read the bible , you read a scripture and know you think you know what it means.There are cases where nuns have gotten raped and we know the principles of a nuns lifestyle. Also, please explain to me what is slutty clothing for a boy? Boys get raped just as well as women do. Explain please because I would love to hear your response. Furthermore, anybody who rapes someone else seriously lacks self-control, one of the fruits of the spirit in Galatians. Beside that, the man and the woman have committed fornication or possibly adultery. How is one person responsible for the sins of another? Did not God curse Adam as well as Eve? A man who rapes is even more responsible than the woman because he is a man. God gave Adam, the man, dominion over the whole earth. That included the woman. When God cursed them, he said that a woman would be bound to her husband, to serve him the rest of her days. Tell me if I'm wrong here but that is how I do recall Genesis explaining the events. One last thing, the old testament does say that a man who rapes a woman would have to pay to marry her, so that must tell you something.... Get back to me when you've done some more research.
                          You sound angry and frustrated, dear. May I introduce you to my Friend, !




                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                            Originally posted by godisalive View Post
                            Not everything the church says is not in the bible...
                            Hello, sweetie! Have you ever heard about paragraphs? They really do come in handy!

                            Show me where in the bible does it say that you are to "plead the blood" over your situations? If you can show me that then I will be able to hear from you. Other than that this post is highly inaccurate and offensive. This post is based off of subject from the bible, but the culture around that scripture. In laymens term, You did not read the bible , you read a scripture and know you think you know what it means.
                            I'm not even sure what your argument really is. Nevertheless, this is your personal opinion and you're obviously entitled to it. However, your claim would seem at least somewhat legitimate if you could support it with an actual Bible quote.

                            Nevertheless, given the lack of supporting Scripture, I assume that you haven't read it yet, you can do it here. Come back when you have read it. You're welcome.

                            There are cases where nuns have gotten raped and we know the principles of a nuns lifestyle.
                            Yes. They're not even Christians, so yeah, they definitely deserve to be raped.

                            How is one person responsible for the sins of another? Did not God curse Adam as well as Eve?
                            And all of their descendants. Exactly. God makes every human being responsible for the original sin. I'm glad we have cleared that up.

                            A man who rapes is even more responsible than the woman because he is a man.
                            It's still fornication if it happens outside of marriage.

                            God gave Adam, the man, dominion over the whole earth. That included the woman.
                            Excatly. Women belong to men, and feminists should get over that already.

                            When God cursed them, he said that a woman would be bound to her husband, to serve him the rest of her days. Tell me if I'm wrong here but that is how I do recall Genesis explaining the events. One last thing, the old testament does say that a man who rapes a woman would have to pay to marry her, so that must tell you something.... Get back to me when you've done some more research.


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                            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                              Originally posted by godisalive View Post
                              Not everything the church says is not in the bible...
                              Do you even grammar?

                              I don't know what church you're referring to, but the True Christians™ of Bendover Laptist justify all of their actions with the King James.

                              ... Show me where in the bible does it say that you are to "plead the blood" over your situations? If you can show me that then I will be able to hear from you...
                              How about you explain what you mean by that when we next hear from you?

                              ...There are cases where nuns have gotten raped and we know the principles of a nuns lifestyle...
                              Show me a Baptist nun.

                              ...Boys get raped just as well as women do...
                              Biblically impossible.

                              ...How is one person responsible for the sins of another?...
                              Ask God, because He blames people for other's sins throughout the Bible. Just a couple off the top my head:

                              Numbers 14:18 "The Lordis longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation."

                              Deuteronomy 23:3 "No Ammonite or Moabite or any of their descendants may enter the assembly of the LORD, not even in the tenth generation."

                              Note: Landover takes the Bible so seriously, they still won't let an Ammonite or a Moabite in.

                              ...One last thing, the old testament does say that a man who rapes a woman would have to pay to marry her...
                              That's in one specific set of circumstances. In others, they both die on the spot, no trial or appeal allowed.

                              ...so that must tell you something...
                              Yes, it does.

                              ...Get back to me when you've done some more research.
                              You, too!

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                              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                                Originally posted by godisalive View Post
                                Tell me if I'm wrong here
                                You're very wrong.

                                You are clearly one of those feminist lesbian man haters. I suspect you intend to vote for Hillary Clinton. Apparently you do not realize that men are superior to women. The only reason women even exist is to serve men (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24) so we don't have to waste our valuable time on brainless activities like cooking and cleaning.

                                So you need to pull your dirty tongue out of your girlfriend's even dirtier hoohaa, get a husband and get on your knees to do what God created you for: serving your husband!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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