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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #31
    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

    Originally posted by LovingAgnostic View Post
    Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence

    In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #32
      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
      In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.
      Who cares about "other cultures?" If they reject Jesus then they're no better than a pile of dog poop.

      An obese witch like you offering fashion tips is about the worst idea you've ever had.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Don Bozo el Guapo
        God's Pincushion
        • Apr 2008
        • 651

        #33
        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

        Originally posted by Adillea;21

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        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e83/rose224/final-fantasy-xii-princess-ashe-wed.png[/IMG] this'll be the one I use if I do go with white though.
        All household apliances come in white.
        Wrestling with Demons.
        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #34
          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

          As they should, to reflect their cleanliness.

          It's fitting that other cultures don't wear white for weddings. Their brides are not pure, anyway.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #35
            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

            Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
            All household apliances come in white.

            They also come in lots of other colors. What's your point?
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Don Bozo el Guapo
              God's Pincushion
              • Apr 2008
              • 651

              #36
              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
              They also come in lots of other colors. What's your point?
              Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • Bro Izzy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 161

                #37
                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                Look at these
                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #38
                  Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                  Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                  Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.

                  Since when do appliances marry?
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Don Bozo el Guapo
                    God's Pincushion
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 651

                    #39
                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                    Since when do appliances marry?
                    Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #40
                      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                      Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                      Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?

                      Inanimate objects are not capable of "sin."
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Don Bozo el Guapo
                        God's Pincushion
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 651

                        #41
                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                        Inanimate objects are not capable of "sin."
                        So passed out drunk babes are off the hook?
                        Wrestling with Demons.
                        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #42
                          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                          Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                          So passed out drunk babes are off the hook?

                          If you're asking if having sex with a woman while she's passed out drunk is ok, the answer is no. It's rape.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Don Bozo el Guapo
                            God's Pincushion
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 651

                            #43
                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                            If you're asking if having sex with a woman while she's passed out drunk is ok, the answer is no. It's rape.
                            I agree that havin sex with passed out drunk babes aint so great but the question was does she sin?
                            Wrestling with Demons.
                            Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                            LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #44
                              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                              Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                              I agree that havin sex with passed out drunk babes aint so great but the question was does she sin?

                              No she does not.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Don Bozo el Guapo
                                God's Pincushion
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 651

                                #45
                                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                                No she does not.
                                OK now, so lets wrap this up. It OK for Avocados to wed and stackable washer dryers of mixed colors to fornicate and its no sin for babes to get drunk and do the bone dance as long as they're passed out. How come I've never run across you in Quarantine?
                                Wrestling with Demons.
                                Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                                LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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