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  • Bigdaddy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 47

    #2116
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
    Yes your right both pictures are Photoshopped as you noticed, I dont mind facts but facts only
    have you noticed that there are only a few intelligent people here.. this site is boring, close-minded and redundant

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22855

      #2117
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      They are pretty large claims, boy. Rejecting God's Word is a serious matter. Jesus brought you here for a purpose, I think He wants you to introduce yourself to Him.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #2118
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Bigdaddy View Post
        have you noticed that there are only a few intelligent people here.. this site is boring, close-minded and redundant
        So why do you keep coming back here?

        Either you are an irrational loon or it's for another reason........

        That reason is that God sent you here.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Atlandic_123
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2010
          • 21

          #2119
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Good one, just as i knew i manged to piss you off......That only shows how brittle you are

          And BTW i do deny that you are true Christians, KKK must be under your wing as well as skinheads.



          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Delete this forum? Are you the Emperor of the Internet?



          I'm getting sick of this. I challenge you, blaspheming sinner, to show me one instance where I departed from Biblical Law in anything I said. You cannot deny that we are True Christians™ without telling a lie, friend.

          Are you completely ignorant about the Bible, or are you just a fluffy-bunny christian who cannot accept the fact that his image of God and his image of the Bible are terribly wrong? Didn't you know how David prayed for his enemies? Look in my signature and click on the links, and you'll see. And David was anointed by God, and God made his Kingdom last forever! We are just doing the same thing David did. God has never changed, He destroyed sinful nations in the Old Testament, and He destroys nations nowadays. Who do you think you are fooling, boy?

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          • Bigdaddy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2010
            • 47

            #2120
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            They are pretty large claims, boy. Rejecting God's Word is a serious matter. Jesus brought you here for a purpose, I think He wants you to introduce yourself to Him.
            and i think you need to leave me alone.. im going to act like one of you.. do you even read the bible? why do you hate God!?

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445

              #2121
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
              Good one, just as i knew i manged to piss you off......That only shows how brittle you are

              And BTW i do deny that you are true Christians, KKK must be under your wing as well as skinheads.
              I just can't stand liars, friend. Neither can Jesus.

              Nevertheless, you have given no arguments whatsoever that we wouldn't be True Christians(tm). Just saying: "you aren't, because I say so," isn't going to win you your argument, you know. Does the nurse know you aren't in your cell at the moment?
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Atlandic_123
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2010
                • 21

                #2122
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                We Americans are the most humble people on earth. We are ten times more humble and meek than anyone else and PROUD of it.
                Ok so Americans are humble, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
                Google the definition „humble“ and than look at this forum all together and what you people are writing. I know I´m no saint in my reply´s but some one has to stand up , if your American you should know that.

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                • Atlandic_123
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 21

                  #2123
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  I just can't stand liars, friend. Neither can Jesus.

                  Nevertheless, you have given no arguments whatsoever that we wouldn't be True Christians™. Just saying: "you aren't, because I say so," isn't going to win you your argument, you know. Does the nurse know you aren't in your cell at the moment?

                  So your NOT denying neither KKK nor Skinheads ?


                  Funny how this has turned out to be, you always avoid touching on subjects close to home when reading this forum.

                  And BTW, no my nurse does not know I´m out. I´s just having a little fun pissing you lot off before going to sleep Good night my "friend" I´m sure I will be dreaming of something nice

                  PS. Maybe time for one more reply if I´m lucky before my nurse finds me

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #2124
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    I challenge you, blaspheming sinner, to show me one instance where I departed from Biblical Law in anything I said. You cannot deny that we are True Christians™ without telling a lie, friend.
                    Brother True Disciple asked for you to give even a single instance. So what's your reply? Will you give him even one example? Will you show that you are intelligent after all?

                    Let's see what you have to see.... drumroll.....

                    Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                    Good one, just as i knew i manged to piss you off......
                    Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                    I´s just having a little fun pissing you lot off before going to sleep
                    Oh... okaaaayy. Right. So all you do is confirm that you're here to troll and engage in personal attacks.

                    Typical
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • oliver the blubbereater
                      Unsaved trash, filthy eskimo demon
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 35

                      #2125
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      I am very glad to hear that, friend! May I invite you to consider God's Plan of Salvation™? It will gain you access to Heaven!



                      With each other, of course! What else did you think?



                      No, it just makes no sense, because it is an eskimo lie.
                      With each other you say, if you know anything then you should know
                      that god doesn´t like brother making children with his sister.
                      And do you know what kind of child in most of the time comes from
                      brother and sister (what youy would call an abomination) so me and you all
                      are like that, i feel fine about it but doo you

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                      • Atlandic_123
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 21

                        #2126
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        Brother True Disciple asked for you to give even a single instance. So what's your reply? Will you give him even one example? Will you show that you are intelligent after all?

                        Let's see what you have to see.... drumroll.....



                        Oh... okaaaayy. Right. So all you do is confirm that you're here to troll and engage in personal attacks.

                        Typical

                        I can hear my nurse coming so I got to make this quick.

                        1. I didn't start this forum attacking whole country, well two country's including Norway that has nothing to do with hell any more than Iceland.

                        2. Why are you afraid to answer the question about KKK and Skinheads ?

                        3. What is "drumroll"?

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #2127
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post

                          So your NOT denying neither KKK nor Skinheads ?
                          You refuse to answer my question, yet you demand an answer from me on your question, while you asked it later than I asked my question? Is this considered a normal way of having a conversation in the godless hellhole where you live? Because, you see, here, in Civilization, it is considered inappropriate and highly offensive.

                          Funny how this has turned out to be, you always avoid touching on subjects close to home when reading this forum.
                          Like?

                          And BTW, no my nurse does not know I´m out. I´s just having a little fun pissing you lot off before going to sleep Good night my "friend" I´m sure I will be dreaming of something nice
                          No doubt you will, but we are not interested in your sexual fantasies thank you.

                          PS. Maybe time for one more reply if I´m lucky before my nurse finds me
                          Could you please at least make a little effort to make not such a complete fool of yourself this time?
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #2128
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            Could you please at least make a little effort to make not such a complete fool of yourself this time?
                            Pity. Too late:

                            Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                            I can hear my nurse coming so I got to make this quick.

                            1. I didn't start this forum attacking whole country, well two country's including Norway that has nothing to do with hell any more than Iceland.
                            This is our private forum, you are the one intruding here and insulting decent people, without providing any arguments to back up your insults. There is no excuse for that. Additionally, we do not insult Iceland, we tell the horrible truth about this hellish block of ice.

                            2. Why are you afraid to answer the question about KKK and Skinheads ?
                            I'm not going to answer anything until you answer me first. I've explained that in my previous post.

                            3. What is "drumroll"?
                            Are you really that dumb?
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • Atlandic_123
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 21

                              #2129
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              You refuse to answer my question, yet you demand an answer from me on your question, while you asked it later than I asked my question? Is this considered a normal way of having a conversation in the godless hellhole where you live? Because, you see, here, in Civilization, it is considered inappropriate and highly offensive.



                              Like?



                              No doubt you will, but we are not interested in your sexual fantasies thank you.



                              Could you please at least make a little effort to make not such a complete fool of yourself this time?
                              My last one tonight.................

                              Almost everyone of you have an award for being ex-mastrubator´s, im sure your still a bunch of wankers, at least I hope so, if not please wear condoms cause the world cant deal with any more of people like your self.

                              Now my nurse is here, and I´m sure your hole is getting ready for a "good" night sleep.

                              Have fun

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263

                                #2130
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                                2. Why are you afraid to answer the question about KKK and Skinheads ?
                                It's irrelevant. What do we have to do with KKK and Skinheads? One is an organization and the other is a sub-culture. If you have questions about either, visit their own forums.

                                Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                                3. What is "drumroll"?
                                Hence: go back to school

                                Check and mate.

                                I will pray for you. Maybe Jesus will hold you tonight.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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