[Jedah Dohma]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Feel free to delete this post soon after. But I wish to Personal Message you James Hutchins. Or possibly speak to you on MSN (though my Name is that of a pun, do not take it negatively). I've questions of my own faith here, and not in a negative fashion.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you have anything of any real significance to say, say it here. We do not tolerate shadow players. Be proud and forthright.

I strongly suggest you read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

[Jedah Dohma]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you have anything of any real significance to say, say it here. We do not tolerate shadow players. Be proud and forthright.

No, I mentioned curiosity earlier in a good way. (Or as good as it can be tolerated). I've more questions that can only be answered in the company of a somewhat Anonymous area. Keep a look out for an introduction thread of some sort in the upper boards when I do find it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No, I mentioned curiosity earlier in a good way. (Or as good as it can be tolerated). I've more questions that can only be answered in the company of a somewhat Anonymous area. Keep a look out for an introduction thread of some sort in the upper boards when I do find it.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Perhaps these 'questions' should instead be communicated to a Pastor.

[Brushfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I doubt it, but I cannot speak for him.

Anyway, I'd like to thank whoever gave me the awards (though I'm not sure about the 'full of it' one, as I have no once attacked your beliefs), and I'll be on my way. Thanks for the somewhat strained entertainment.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'll be on my way

Goodbye. I pray you will find Jesus at some point in your life, preferable before it is too late.

[atola2]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I come from hell and i live in iceland i am the satans son and i will rise thru iceland and shall councer the world from this icecube. you'r abseloutly right the gate to hell is in iceland i have been thru it myself. and tell you i'd prefer to be in hell than in iceland at least it not fresing cold all the time. as i come from iceland that is why my english is so bad sorry but my dad didn't teach me any better. cus icelandic is the langeus of hell. and i say to you [satanic prayer removed]. it meen's I'll burn you all exept my follwers when i rise.

Satan's son

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

cus icelandic is the langeus of hell.

Verily, it is the language of Demons, son. But we knew that.

[vikingur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Do they hand out magnification glasses at the entrance of the Iceland penis museum?

First of all on the [Rooster] museum in Iceland you can see the one of the biggest [roosters] in the universe.

I think you should book an appointment with a psychologist.

p.s I love to masturbate

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all on the Cock museum in Iceland you can see the one of the biggest cocks in the universe.

Ah, so they don't just have those tiny Icelandic penises but they also have American ones.

p.s I love to masturbate

Do you need a magnification glass while you masturbate as well?


Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[agustbestur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

What the fu*k is wrong with you people
Iceland is a great country
God HATES america!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland is a great country

Perhaps for those who are gay, like prostitutes or are into TV shows with children dressed as whores.

God HATES america!!!

That must be why Iceland has all the nukes, has the biggest economy and wins all the wars and... Oh wait, America is still the greatest nation on the planet.

Why you should not curse: Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Of course it's real you heathen! It is as real as the flames of Hell, which I'm sure you will see.

[Sense1]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

This must be the stupidest homepage I’ve ever seen and of course it’s written by an American. Who else would try to talk trash about another country and put in a picture of totally different flag

At least I know something about the U.S and your flag, your nation always state that the thirteen stripes in your flag are for good luck, but sorry you couldn’t be more wrong ! Here’s why everebody hates USA.

You are stupid !
You still think that the earth is flat
You are killing yourself by eating junk-food for every meal, you can’t cook anything on your own, that’s too complicated

You have millions of nukes, who the hell needs so many ? one is enough unless you’re trying to make up for something (like your penis size)
Your favorite book is the bible of all things !
You are always in war with some other nation, how about trying to win one you haven’t won any wars on your own like you claim !
You’re the fattest nation in the UNIVERSE !
You’re ignorant and FAT but you think its fine as long as you have your six pack and beef jerky
You cannot find Bin Laden no you can’t even do that, that’s just too hard. Shit.. everybody knows he’s in Pakistan hiding in a cave You should know what a cave is, looks like you live in one!
You manufacture guns in number of billions and keep them in our home so you can shoot and kill each other, praise the lord !! how piffleed up is that…
You have more serial-killers than any other country has and will ever have !

And one more thing, piffle you !