[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

so according to your logic, god must dislike black people because he put pubes on their head.

Correct, one of many reasons. Pie stealing is another. I could go on and on.

[Kaerleikur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No, I´m a Lutheran. And I´m not lonely here at all, it´s not pitch black 24 hours. I think you should experience Iceland before you judge it, it´s quite beautiful. It actually never gets dark in the summer time.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You guys don't even know what your own flag looks like. How sad is that??

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No, I´m a Lutheran. And I´m not lonely here at all, it´s not pitch black 24 hours. I think you should experience Iceland before you judge it, it´s quite beautiful. It actually never gets dark in the summer time.

No surprise, being so close to the Arctic circle. it is just like our Alaska is so many respects except we have Sarah Palin and there are no income taxes in Alaska although you have no income in iceland so I guess that kind of works out the same.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

if u wanna shit over iceland then atleast do it right not using a wrong flag that shows how ignorant u ppl can get and last time i checked then iceland is more green then ice we have few icebergs here in iceland and also even tho we have few volcanos what do u have yellowstone park the biggest volcano in the world if that explodes the world will perish. and we do teach history and it seems like u ppl hate everyone if they dont belive in jesus that has been proven never existed and the bible(library) was only a story 4 a man 2 make sum gold or whatever he wus trying and it has been wrewritting few times 2 change u ppl seem 2 hate ppl by calling them niggers and thats not cool cus we all come from black ppl. and james hutchins sounds like u are kkk piffleer and its not all icelandic ppl fault that this economic crisis is our fault it is told also its sum part bushes fault by starting this war 2 get some oil ppl do make mistakes u all have and so have we and btw u piffleing african american, eskimo hater u james hutchins if i were a christian i would be ashamed of beeing it like u so christians christianity is dying becaus u ppl behave like this all your priests raping little kids our flag represents christianity and the coulours represent earth water wind fire and all the other flags that has the cross like that and how many countrys have those kinds of flags jim does that mean u hate all those countrys 2 iceland is said 2 be the most beutifullest country in the world we are peacefull and last time i checked we havent done nothing 2 do its just becus one man tells u 2 hate iceland u all just decide 2 hate it cant u understand jim osborne is a racist and hates every1 that doesnt belive in same faith as him we got babtish churce here catholic church also and all kinds just same as u keep on disrespecting ppl u hate and they will do the same and 2 say it once more it has been proven jesus never was and never will be but i dont judge ppl that think they need sum kind of higer power 2 make them feel better and hate more ppl .peace out

You've probably never heard of this before, but here in the civilized world, we have invented several things like "interpunction," "grammar," "spelling" and "capitals."
Please look these words up in a dictionary, and then come back if you have anything useful to say.

your family is pathetic pieces of shit. just like you.

The opinions of unsaved eskimo drug addicts don't really matter much to us, you know.

Is this not typical American ignorance. First of all that is the Norwegian flag, which doesn't surprise me since Americans got shit for brains in geography (and any other category as it seems).

You're speaking nonsense. Rev. Jim responded before that the Icelandic flag is indeed red with blue and a little white, with a cross lying on its side.

And we're are descended from Irish slaves and Norwegian vikings. Couldn't be more proud of that.

I can understand you couldn't be more proud of that, despite even your best efforts.

And our English is ofcourse not as good as yours since we are Icelandic, you piffletards.

I don't speak to you in bad Icelandic either. Why then do you speak to us in bad English?

---uneducated rant about America---

We already answered this many, many times before.

46% of Americans think the bible is literally historically true. Meaning they think the earth is 6000 years old, god said "Abracadabra" and poof the world and all life is made.

Indeed, America is way more Godly and Christian than your iceblock is. That's why God hates you instead of us.
And we don't know what the "Word" was that God spoke. I can't say of course that it wasn't "abracadabra," but I don't think it was.

We Icelanders are however well educated people and more than 85% of us know that Evolution is modern science.

We all know that evolution is "modern science." But unlike you, we realize that this means that "modern science" is a satanic lie.

I know you won't realise that Allah, Jehova, Odin, Thor, Zeus, Unicorns and other magical creatures are imaginary, I just wanted to drop by and give you the bird.

You're partly right. God and unicorns definitely do exist, as the existence of both is unequivocally supported by Biblical Evidence™. The others are fairytales, thought up by primitive, irrational people long ago who disbelieved in God, yet wanted something else to explain the world with.

Which bird are you talking about?

Greetings from Iceland, go piffle yourselves.

Currently I'm a little bit too busy to do something like that.

[Kaerleikur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you´re saying that God uses some of us to destroy?? Please point out to me the exact verse that says that, because I´m starting to think that you have a totally different Bible than I do!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you´re saying that God uses some of us to destroy?? Please point out to me the exact verse that says that, because I´m starting to think that you have a totally different Bible than I do!

There is only one True Bible(c) son, the KJV1611 of course! All others are modifications of the words of God. Can't ever take His words out of context now, can we?

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you´re saying that God uses some of us to destroy?? Please point out to me the exact verse that says that, because I´m starting to think that you have a totally different Bible than I do!

Maybe we do. Our Bible includes verses like the following, in which God commands a man (King Saul in this case) to destroy an entire nation:

1 Samuel 15:2-3:
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt. Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

[arnar111]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

1. 80.7% members of the National Church of Iceland which is Christianity, so you're wrong
2. No, Iceland is only has few spots that are covered in icy, you are thinking about Greenland. Yes we have volcanoes, so does other country's, are they also close to hell?
3. The origin of the economic crisis is in the USA, the first banks that went bankrupt were US banks so god sure hates the USA according to your logics
4. Both of her parents are Icelandic and Caucasian. Not willing to communicate to black people is racist.
5. We also had a female president and our country grew and everything was good. Clearly god doesn't have a problem with that anymore.
6. Are you saying that it's not Cristian to have a army? We are a peaceful nation and we solve our problems with diplomatic solutions, not blow people up that don't agree to everything we say like you lunatics.
7. People are who they are. If God has anything against them, why hasn't he killed them all, why is the number of homosexual people growing each day?
8. No we don't, most people like me, goes to church. Galdrasafnið is a museum, showing people how our ways were long before our time. Christianity has been the local religion here since 1000 A.D. so you're wrong about that too. And yes, you've got one too http://www.salemwitchmuseum.com/
9. You also have a museum for worshiping gay people, http://www.museumsusa.org/museums/info/1156576
so according to your logic you worship gay people, good for you!

Iceland is also 3rd on the List of countries by Human Development
USA is in 13th place
If god hates us, why are we that high on the list and so much higher than you guys?

Thank you
Arnar Kjartansson
Proud Icelandic citizen

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

1. 80.7% members of the National Church of Iceland which is Christianity, so you're wrong
2. No, Iceland is only has few spots that are covered in icy, you are thinking about Greenland. Yes we have volcanoes, so does other country's, are they also close to hell?
3. The origin of the economic crisis is in the USA, the first banks that went bankrupt were US banks so god sure hates the USA according to your logics
4. Both of her parents are Icelandic and Caucasian. Not willing to communicate to black people is racist.
5. We also had a female president and our country grew and everything was good. Clearly god doesn't have a problem with that anymore.
6. Are you saying that it's not Cristian to have a army? We are a peaceful nation and we solve our problems with diplomatic solutions, not blow people up that don't agree to everything we say like you lunatics.
7. People are who they are. If God has anything against them, why hasn't he killed them all, why is the number of homosexual people growing each day?
8. No we don't, most people like me, goes to church. Galdrasafnið is a museum, showing people how our ways were long before our time. Christianity has been the local religion here since 1000 A.D. so you're wrong about that too. And yes, you've got one too http://www.salemwitchmuseum.com/
9. You also have a museum for worshiping gay people, http://www.museumsusa.org/museums/info/1156576
so according to your logic you worship gay people, good for you!

Iceland is also 3rd on the List of countries by Human Development
USA is in 13th place
If god hates us, why are we that high on the list and so much higher than you guys?

Thank you
Arnar Kjartansson
Proud Icelandic citizen

Sorry, but you are wrong, it has been proven time and time again. Read the entire thread. Many notable scholars have chimed in confirming the facts we have uncovered.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland is also 3rd on the List of countries by Human DevelopmentUSA is in 13th place

They really do not have any education at all in Iceland now do they. If you actually read the article you linked to, it says: "compiled on the basis of data from 2007". How do you think it is ranked now that all your wealth turns out to be stolen and the people you robbed want their money back?

[Isfold]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well this has been fun! I've wasted way too much ranting on this forum. I've debated with true believers before and I have a few simple rules when dealing with them:

1. Never expect them to change their views. They won't!
2. Never think they will understand your way. They simply don't care.
3. Don't let their view on world annoy you. You'll only end up... well, annoyed.
4. Never, ever quote the Bible to state your case. That's like fighting fire with a candle. They have you beat no matter what!
5. Always remember that in between the lunatics there are a few half-decent individuals who can form complete sentences without bashing you. Some of them even have a sense of humor.
6. They don't care about your stupid rules!!

So stay frosty you Bible crazed lunatics and stop worrying over little old Iceland. We don't give a toss about what you think anyway. We feed people like you heavy medication and dress you in vests with arms that go all around the back. But if you ever find yourselves in Iceland I'll serve you some yellow-snow cones with a side dish of blubber.

Bless, bless.
Petur

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well this has been fun!

No.

We don't give a toss about what you think anyway.

Then why do you keep invading our forum?

[arnar111]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Sorry, but you are wrong, it has been proven time and time again. Read the entire thread. Many notable scholars have chimed in confirming the facts we have uncovered.

No you haven't, the only thing you say is we are right and you are wrong and our way is the only way. For example

There is only one True Bible© son, the KJV1611 of course! All others are modifications of the words of God. Can't ever take His words out of context now, can we

What prove have you got that this is the true bible but not some crazy racist guy's novel?

You guys are racist and sexist.
You are not Christians, you're Nazis.

Why on the earth does God hate black people, gay people and other races except white straight men?
What have we that the others don't, absolutely nothing.
They have the same rights as you and me

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

For example What prove have you got that this is the true bible

Easy, the Bible says so: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

They have the same rights as you and me

Yes, this is true. They all have the right to obey God and go to Heaven. Most choose not to though.