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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    Is it National Caps Lock Day in Iceland? Because, you see, it is not making your post any easier to read. I managed to reach te bottom of it, but could not really see the point in all that incoherent gibberish.
    ARE YOU REALLY SO STUPID MY CHILD
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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by oscar the eskimo View Post
      for what i would call a small act of patroitism
      That's silly - you have no reason (or right) to be proud of your "country".
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by oscar the eskimo View Post
        please stop going around my questions and answering in a immature way i just asked why this whole thing started
        Can't you read, boy? These questions have been answered hundreds of times by now. It is not our fault that you are somehow incapable of reading previous posts in this thread or using the "Search" button God provided this forum with.

        Originally posted by NOT GOD ALMIGHTY View Post
        ARE YOU REALLY SO STUPID MY CHILD
        You weren't making an ounce of sense, and your excessive use of capitals isn't doing anything to make your posts more readable. Are you drunk?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          "GOD HATES ICELAND!"

          Is this thread some sort of joke? Seriously!? I knew there were hard believing christians is the US but this is getting sad. Attacking a country because of their flag!? Is this website some sick joke? I´m asking.

          If this is not a joke I'd ask you to take a look at the US currency. Isn't it riddled with pagan symbols like the pyramid and the all seeing eye? How often have you baptists handled your pagan dollars over the last few days? And the US is known world over for worshipping the all mighty dollar, including many of your TV preachers. Ask God how he feels about that and let me know what he says please.

          This post by Rev. Osborne shows his immense ignorance which is explained by the fact that Iceland's history is not written in the Bible, which is probably the source of all his power and knowledge. I don't care to teach you true believers about my country as your minds are set to hate us according to your masters teachings but I want to set some things straight.

          We are not weak pacifists. When the UK tried to take our fishing grounds we met their war ships with our fishing boats and sent them packing. We are there for the only country in history who has won a war against the United Kingdom and we have never lost a war either. So statistically we're doing better then you guys on the war front.

          And is our bankruptcy a punishment from god? Does that mean that the 9/11 attack was punishment from Muhammed or Allah? This kind of talk is only making actions of criminals god-like and serves no purpose at all.

          I'm starting to feel that True Christians are like typewriter technicians. There's not much need for you in this world. You hate. Hatred is your only legacy and you don't need to be a baptist minister to know where hatred leads you; straight to hell.

          So take it from an Icelander; Chill Out!! Come to Iceland and cool down before you take on the fires of hell.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Isfold View Post
            We are not weak pacifists. ... we have never lost a war either.
            They don't teach history on schools in Iceland? Why am I not surprised. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

            And is our bankruptcy a punishment from god?
            Yes. The government you choose has to make sure that banks in your country follow international regulations for banking. Your government signed those international agreements. Your government failed to watch what was happening (probably too busy spending all the tax money it brought in). And a lot of international organizations have warned your government, long before it went wrong, but your government choose to ignore all those warnings. It would be nice if just one person in Iceland would show the decency of taking some responsibility. You people are disgusting.

            Come to Iceland
            No thank you, Iceland is way to close to hell.
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by oscar the eskimo View Post
              that was rly uncalled for and please stop calling me an eskimo that is as ignorant as using the n-word on african americans and so on and also giving me a warning for what i would call a small act of patroitism wich i thought i would get judged for by an american and as for reading this whole thing would be an utter waiste of time since most of these posts are are just gibberish and since god created all humans in his own image im pretty sure rasism is a sin...
              Oscar, there is no such thing as an nfrican American. Either you are an african or you are an American. And certainly anyone that claims to be is most certainly a nigra.
              We can do little but ban all the iceland eskimoes that post their gibberish and gobbledygook.

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              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                "GOD HATES ICELAND!"

                Is this thread some sort of joke? Seriously!? I knew there were hard believing christians is the US but this is getting sad. Attacking a country because of their flag!? Is this website some sick joke? I´m asking.

                If this is not a joke I'd ask you to take a look at the US currency. Isn't it riddled with pagan symbols like the pyramid and the all seeing eye? How often have you baptists handled your pagan dollars over the last few days? And the US is known world over for worshipping the all mighty dollar, including many of your TV preachers. Ask God how he feels about that and let me know what he says please.

                This post by Rev. Osborne shows his immense ignorance which is explained by the fact that Iceland's history is not written in the Bible, which is probably the source of all his power and knowledge. I don't care to teach you true believers about my country as your minds are set to hate us according to your masters teachings but I want to set some things straight.

                We are not weak pacifists. When the UK tried to take our fishing grounds we met their war ships with our fishing boats and sent them packing. We are there for the only country in history who has won a war against the United Kingdom and we have never lost a war either. So statistically we're doing better then you guys on the war front.

                And is our bankruptcy a punishment from god? Does that mean that the 9/11 attack was punishment from Muhammed or Allah? This kind of talk is only making actions of criminals god-like and serves no purpose at all.

                I'm starting to feel that True Christians are like typewriter technicians. There's not much need for you in this world. You hate. Hatred is your only legacy and you don't need to be a baptist minister to know where hatred leads you; straight to hell.

                So take it from an Icelander; Chill Out!! Come to Iceland and cool down before you take on the fires of hell.
                You fought a war against the UK? What a coincidence, we did too. We won also. We won the best peice of realestate in the land. You got some ice floes. Way to go!
                Your 'war' was settled due to pity. Please, do not be ridiculous.

                Come to iceland and chill? You are funny!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  They don't teach history on schools in Iceland? Why am I not surprised. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

                  Yes. The government you choose has to make sure that banks in your country follow international regulations for banking. Your government signed those international agreements. Your government failed to watch what was happening (probably too busy spending all the tax money it brought in). And a lot of international organizations have warned your government, long before it went wrong, but your government choose to ignore all those warnings. It would be nice if just one person in Iceland would show the decency of taking some responsibility. You people are disgusting.

                  No thank you, Iceland is way to close to hell.
                  The British "invasion" happened during WWII. Prior to the brits arrival, the German forces had asked to set up camp in Iceland for their Nazi campaign but we said NO, showing more courage then many other countries. We welcomed the brits as well as the US army since they were our allies. And did we lose? No, thanks to you guys

                  Your right that our government failed in watching our bank system but so did the Dutch and British. We have never denied responsibility but the Icelandic people refuse to be sacrificed on the altar of international, private banking industry. You're probably ignorant of the Icesave dispute that's going on now but many countries are watching closely how it pans out since it might be the first step in fighting against the financial mob that has taken public funds and gambled it away for personal gain and now expect the public to pick up the bill. We say NO! The money grubbing banksters can pay their dues without the help of the hard working public.

                  How has the US government been doing in their economical watch in your opinion? Should God be preparing for attack?

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Your 'war' was settled due to pity. Please, do not be ridiculous.

                    Come to iceland and chill? You are funny!
                    Actually I think our 'war' was settled after a phone call to our friends in the US. Apparently your guns were bigger then theirs

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                      I'm starting to feel that True Christians are like typewriter technicians.
                      As a Christian, an engineer and part-time typewriter technician, I am offended by your statement.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Oh yeah the gate to hell is over here

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                          The British "invasion" happened during WWII. Prior to the brits arrival, the German forces had asked to set up camp in Iceland for their Nazi campaign but we said NO, showing more courage then many other countries. We welcomed the brits as well as the US army since they were our allies. And did we lose? No, thanks to you guys

                          Your right that our government failed in watching our bank system but so did the Dutch and British. We have never denied responsibility but the Icelandic people refuse to be sacrificed on the altar of international, private banking industry. You're probably ignorant of the Icesave dispute that's going on now but many countries are watching closely how it pans out since it might be the first step in fighting against the financial mob that has taken public funds and gambled it away for personal gain and now expect the public to pick up the bill. We say NO! The money grubbing banksters can pay their dues without the help of the hard working public.

                          How has the US government been doing in their economical watch in your opinion? Should God be preparing for attack?
                          We're well aware of Icesave and the Icelanders' attempt to deny their responsibility for global economic collapse. Officially, the US is neutral in the matter. But God is not! Iceland's future lies in tranquil servility to a powerful overlord, which is the status Iceland enjoyed throughout most of its anonymous history.
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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            We're well aware of Icesave and the Icelanders' attempt to deny their responsibility for global economic collapse. Officially, the US is neutral in the matter. But God is not! Iceland's future lies in tranquil servility to a powerful overlord, which is the status Iceland enjoyed throughout most of its anonymous history.
                            Larry's post bears repeating, as it has silenced the dour yet annoying yap of the Icelanders. Glory!
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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Isfold View Post
                              Your right that our government failed in watching our bank system but so did the Dutch and British.
                              So it's the fault of the Brits and the Dutch that your bank system failed? Are you aware that both the English and the Dutch warned your government several times long before it went wrong and that your government ignored these warnings? Don't you see you are just proving my point of Iceland not taking responsibility for its own actions? Don't you see that this is the reason everyone on the planet hates you?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                "Religion is Ignorance is Bliss!"

                                You guys really are on the wrong path here. I know that god is shouting through you but there must be a mixup in the translation pipes somewhere. If you truly want to know about what happened here you should read up on it: Indefence

                                God's negative view towards Iceland is not good for your country either. You mustn't forget that Iceland has rights to the biggest oil region in the world and once we start pumping up the black devil juice, US will surely be one of our biggest customers once you've gussled away your domestic and your muslim oil.

                                And we won't trade you oil for nothing either. We've already drawn demands that we want from the US government, including changing Washington DC. to Reykjavik City and civilizing your southern states with seminars like "Eating with a Spoon and Fork" and "How-To Have Sex Outside Your Family". And you know deep in your hearts that your weak, democratic government will give in to our demands. Don't you?

                                Bless, bless.
                                Petur.

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