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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    First of all, most of what you say is pure Bullshit! Most Icelandic people are Christian and there is not that much ice at all. If you're gonna mock a country at least have the facts right.
    Second, I'm sure you are the most fucking retarded person I have ever found the need to comment on. If you say we are weak for not having an army than you are truly stupid as hell. Well, it says in the bible that you shouldn't kill, then why in hell should we have an army. Iceland is an extremely peaceful country and we have never been in a war in the history of mankind.
    And you have no fucking reason to call Bjork retarded or anything like that and if you believe that a woman should never be in a higher power than a man, than you are the most fucking asshole on the face on the earth. I would bet my soul that she makes more money in a year than you would in 10 years. You don't have any respect for people. And if you are so Christian then do you really think Jesus would agree with you on what you are saying here. It is because of people like you that this world can be such a lousy place. Way to shoot yourself in the foot by being so Christian and pro war you dumbass.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      That's stupid. That's like saying France isn't French and America isn't American.

      But what to expect from people from Iceland. After all Iceland refuses to give stolen 5 billion back.
      It must be hard to be you mr redneck. Iceland is NOT covered in ice, you've never been here so i'd stfu , you could't admit that it's Greenland that's covered in snow even if you'd travel there.

      [satanic gibberish removed]

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        [QUOTE=gurkurass;476968]
        First of all, most of what you say is pure Bullshit! Most Icelandic people are Christian and there is not that much ice at all. If you're gonna mock a country at least have the facts right.
        No you are false Christians, Lutherans .

        Second, I'm sure you are the most piffleing retarded person I have ever found the need to comment on. If you say we are weak for not having an army than you are truly stupid as hell. Well, it says in the bible that you shouldn't kill, then why in hell should we have an army. Iceland is an extremely peaceful country and we have never been in a war in the history of mankind.
        It seems that you have never opened a Bible in your life. The Bible is filled with pages and pages of killing! And yes your country is weak, they rely on other nations to protect your sorry butts.

        And you have no piffleing reason to call Bjork retarded or anything like that and if you believe that a woman should never be in a higher power than a man, than you are the most piffleing asshole on the face on the earth. I would bet my soul that she makes more money in a year than you would in 10 years.
        Bdork is a flaming lesbo that sings satanic music. Women are to serve their men, Its in the Bible. Go back to fist comment!

        You don't have any respect for people. And if you are so Christian then do you really think Jesus would agree with you on what you are saying here. It is because of people like you that this world can be such a lousy place. Way to shoot yourself in the foot by being so Christian and pro war you dumbass.
        Jesus is on our side, we are True Christians(TM) . We read, follow and live the way God has told us to. Read the Bible, KJV 1611 dummy!

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          You people are insane, we don't give a fuck what you read in the bible,
          men and women are even, you don't make sense, and it doesn't matter if we have an army or not.. ah .. Jesus loves everybody, so he loves us so does God, but well i find it hard to belive somebody loves you.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
            Jesus loves everybody, so he loves us so does God, but well i find it hard to belive somebody loves you.
            Please quote the verses in the Holy Bible that say that "Jesus loves everybody." Scripture or it never happened.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
              ---points 1, 2, 3, 5 and 7---
              These points have been adressed already. Please search this forum for the rebuttals to these points.

              4. Björk is of cacausian decent.
              We know that. The problem is that she mixes this with non-Caucasian blood, which is clearly forbidden by the Bible.

              6. You guys talk about how evil government controlled healthcare is, but the clock tics and in a matter of years the US shall move on and have it like every other civilized country.
              We know that that is a catastrophe that might hit our Godly Country. However, we pray God daily for the failure of the Obamunistic system.

              8. The icelandic is the most realated to Old Norse wich if you didn´t know had the biggest influence upon english OF ALL THE WORLDS LANGUAGES.
              for example:
              Home = Heimili
              No = Nei
              Man = Maður
              Most = mest
              Don't speak nonsense. The language that is currently most related to English is Frisian, which is spoken in the Northern Netherlands:

              The English language belongs to the Anglo-Frisian sub-group of the West Germanic branch of the Germanic Family, a member of the Indo-European languages. The closest living relatives of English are the Scots language, spoken primarily in Scotland and parts of Northern Ireland, and Frisian. As Scots is viewed by some linguists to be a group of English dialects rather than a separate language, Frisian is often considered to be the closest living relative.
              Most of the comments preach hate, what happened to "he without sin shall cast the first stone."
              False Christians really like this passage, they quote it every time when they think they need to correct us on Biblical Law.
              We then kindly point out that the Bible is quite a bit longer than just this one passage, and that each and every word spoken by True Christians(tm) on this forum is firmly grounded in Biblical Law.
              I challenge you to quote a True Christian(tm) deviating from the Bible on this forum, without being corrected by other True Christians(tm). If you can't find one, please be honest, and admit that we really are True Christians(tm) who follow the Bible to the letter, because that's what we are, nothing more, nothing less.

              Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
              ---hateful eskimo rant----
              Thank you! Jesus says we are blessed by your persecution. Praise Jesus!
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                we're not weak cause we don't have army hahaha, if you've read the bible so often.. well i guess that's what you do 24/7 then you should know that God loves everyone, and Jesus does too, well I guess.. except for you insane piece of [filthy word removed]

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  [QUOTE=eghatathig;476978]
                  You people are insane, we don't give a piffle what you read in the bible,
                  men and women are even,
                  READ!
                  Ephesians 5:22 ,24



                  Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

                  For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

                  Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
                    we're not weak cause we don't have army hahaha, if you've read the bible so often.. well i guess that's what you do 24/7 then you should know that God loves everyone, and Jesus does too, well I guess.. except for you insane piece of [filthy word removed]
                    Show me the scripture that supports that silly idea!

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
                      You people are insane, we don't give a piffle what you read in the Bible,
                      This is a private Christian forum. If you don't care about the Bible, then please feel free to leave. We don't come to your prostitution forums either, so just leave us be. THANKS!

                      Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
                      we're not weak cause we don't have army hahaha
                      That's a contradiction in terms.

                      Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
                      then you should know that God loves everyone .... except for you insane piece of [filthy word removed]
                      Please don't try to tell Christians what the Bible says. It's like a kid telling a mathematics professor that 1 + 1 = 3 for some values of 1. Don't even try.

                      But really, while you are trying to manipulate us into believing the falsehood that every single person is loved by God, you yourself don't even believe this claim. So are you trying to mislead us or are you just a retard?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        You people are making it to complicated. you're confusion of what it means to be Christian has made you into hating people.
                        I live by what Jesus said every day. I do my best to be a good person and be good to others. not push my thoughts into other peoples heads. Just love man!
                        As a great man once said: "and on the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make"

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                          You people are making it to complicated. you're confusion of what it means to be Christian has made you into hating people.
                          I live by what Jesus said every day. I do my best to be a good person and be good to others. not push my thoughts into other peoples heads. Just love man!
                          As a great man once said: "and on the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make"
                          "On the end"?? Are you promoting sodomy now?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
                            I´d really like to have a civilized discussion with you guys
                            That's good, we appreciate civilized discussions as well.

                            an angry redneck who just realized how to utilize a computer ... preach hate ... Why do you preach death
                            A bit weird to say this for someone who claims to want a civilized discussion, but for now I will ignore these not so nice remarks you make here. Let's keep it civilized.

                            Iceland is not covered in ice
                            We get mixed messages on this from people in Iceland. Some claim there is no ice at all, some claim there is only ice. I am willing to assume there will be some parts not covered in ice. Someone from Iceland claimed about 90% was covered in ice, perhaps that would be accurate.

                            80% of icelanders consider themselves christian
                            We know that they think that. Most seem to be lutherians though and in our view those are false Christians since they ignore parts of the Holy Bible. We have not yet met a True Christian who follows the entire Bible from Iceland.

                            The flag you posted is the norweigen flag, not the icelandic one
                            This one is weird. We have found several websites confirming we have the correct flag, yet several people from Iceland claim we have the wrong one, while others confirm we have the right one. To be honest I think it is not very important. I am not going to visit to see if you are using the right flag on your house anyway.

                            Björk is of cacausian decent
                            How can you be sure of that? Did you actually meet her parents?

                            Yes we did rape and pillage in england one thousand years ago but as you said all english people are going to hell anyways so what´s the harm done?
                            Rape is always a bad thing, even when the victim is a sinner. Also everyone, even someone from England or Iceland, can choose Jesus, be saved and go to Heaven.

                            You guys talk about how evil government controlled healthcare is, but the clock tics and in a matter of years the US shall move on and have it like every other civilized country
                            I hope you are wrong about that. Government controlled health care is a very bad thing. It costs a lot of money and I don't want a government to decide who gets to live or die.

                            Icelanders are not eskimos we never built igloos
                            Yet many visitors from Iceland confirmed this and even showed us pictures of buildings made form ice.

                            The icelandic is the most realated to Old Norse wich if you didn´t know had the biggest influence upon english OF ALL THE WORLDS LANGUAGES.
                            I have to disagree with you on that. God created languages to punish us for building the Tower of Babel. Every relation there seems to be between languages is there because God created them that way.

                            I am looking forward to your civilized response.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                              you're confusion of what it means to be Christian has made you into hating people
                              We are not confused about how we have to be Christians, God made that very clear in His Holy Bible. Also we do not hate people, we love almost everyone with True Christian tough love.

                              I live by what Jesus said every day
                              How can you say that if you do not live by every letter of His Holy Bible?

                              As a great man once said: "and on the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make"
                              I only take quotes from the greatest of them all: God. Everything else is irrelevant.

                              2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Dude, you have to get your nose out of that book and just look around you, the facts are all around you if you just look at them. these rules you live by might have made sense thousands of years ago but but the don't now.
                                The Bible Says a lot of things, it says you should treat others like you like them to treat you. And that's what I'm going to do.
                                You are saying I live my life wrong. I'm gonna say the same thing to you.

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