[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

That would include, that instead of "tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye" policy, we should embrace things like forgiveness and give the other cheek, when someone attacks us, right?

So you think we should just ignore certain parts of the Bible, but follow other parts.

God thinks you're a demon.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

I´m not a Christian, but what I feel is, that the American Christians are different from their European brothers and sisters. The American Christians having more "militant" approach to their faith than the latter. Personally I don´t think it has so much to do with the Bible, rather your nationality.

How is it "militant" to obey God's every utterance? There are obviously few True Christians(tm) over in Godless Europistan.

At the same time I´ve been writing on this board, I´ve been trying to read theese 245 pages of God hating Iceland. I don´t know if you all belong to the same parish or not, but reinstitute slavery??? Are those guys joking? And if not, why on earth would God hate Iceland? Whiter and more blue eyed people is hard to find on the planet, myself included. But to go hating blacks, is a long shot. At least for me...

If you want to know why God hates Iceland, go back to the beginning of this thread and read it all the way through.

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[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you think we should just ignore certain parts of the Bible, but follow other parts.

God thinks you're a demon.





How is it "militant" to obey God's every utterance? There are obviously few True Christians™ over in Godless Europistan.



If you want to know why God hates Iceland, go back to the beginning of this thread and read it all the way through.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Well Mr. Ezekiel, I am trying to read me trough this thread. And I wonder if this forum is a joke, or if you guys are serious. On one thread, someone is offering his 13 year old daughter for sale. At least that must be a joke. An Icelander wouldn´t even think of such a thing, not even after the countries bankruptcy (wonder why God robbed Iceland of all countries - even Sweden would have been better, more money you see... )

[Levi Jones]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well Mr. Ezekiel, I am trying to read me trough this thread. And I wonder if this forum is a joke, or if you guys are serious. On one thread, someone is offering his 13 year old daughter for sale. At least that must be a joke. An Icelander wouldn´t even think of such a thing, not even after the countries bankruptcy (wonder why God robbed Iceland of all countries - even Sweden would have been better, more money you see... )

I didn't put her up for sale. I asked how much I could get for her. The Bible has clear rules for the selling of one's daughter.

Exodus 21:7-11 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

It's right before the commandment against murder.

12He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death.

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Maybe if you had ever actually read one of them, you would know the truth

The New Testament contains over 900 quotes and references from the Old Testament, in every single book. Jesus himself quotes the Old Testament almost 200 times. The New Testament would make absolutely no sense at all if you did not know about the Old, because it is constantly referring to the other one.

Likewise, the Old Testament is incomplete without the New one, and the New Testament fulfills the prophecies of the Old.



Yes, because it was a false Church. People who do not have the light of God fear the truth. If you were comfortable, there was no light in that building.


Jóhannesarguðspjall 3:19En þessi er dómurinn: Ljósið er komið í heiminn, en menn elskuðu myrkrið fremur en ljósið, því að verk þeirra voru vond. 20Hver sem illt gjörir hatar ljósið og kemur ekki til ljóssins, svo að verk hans verði ekki uppvís.



Me, afraid of you?



My faith doesn't need strengthening, thanks.



Which just goes to show what a horrible place Scandinavia is. God demands the death sentence.

http://www.gotquestions.org/death-penalty.html

In the times of the Bible, it was also common for people to commit adultery, worship statues, and offer their children as sacrifices. Yet God forbid this. God not only ALLOWS slavery, he institutes laws for how to regulate it, and demands slaves keep working for their masters.

Exodus 21:2 has the rules for buying a slave.

Exodus 21:7 has the rules for selling your daughter into slavery.

Exodus 21:20-21 says you are allowed to beat your slave as long as he does not die on the same day that you beat him on.

Exodus 22:3 says convicted thieves should be sold into slavery.

Leviticus 22:11 has the rules for a priest to buy a slave.

Leviticus 25:39 says you should buy poor people to be your slaves.

Leviticus 25:44-46 says that you have the right to take anyone from another country to be your slave, and you can own them forever, and pass them onto your children.

Ephesians 6: 5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.



Colossians 3: 22 Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.



1 Timothy 6: 1 All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God’s name and our teaching may not be slandered.

Titus 2: 9 Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them, 10 and not to steal from them, but to show that they can be fully trusted, so that in every way they will make the teaching about God our Savior attractive.

1 Peter 2: 18 Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

There are more if you want them.



Actually, I couldn't agree with you more. We here at Landover want to replace democracy with a Godly theocracy. However, we are bound to obey the secular laws. Still, we would all prefer to have a King and the only law to be the Bible. God does not stand for democracy.

Luke 19:12-27 He said therefore, A certain nobleman went into a far country to receive for himself a kingdom, and to return.... But his citizens hated him, and sent a message after him, saying, We will not have this man to reign over us.... But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Numbers 16:1-35 Now Korah...and Dathan and Abiram...and On...rose up before Moses, with...250 princes of the assembly, famous in the congregation, men of renown: And they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron, and said unto them, Ye take too much upon you, seeing all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the LORD is among them: wherefore then lift ye up yourselves above the congregation of the LORD?...And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, Separate yourselves from among this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment...And it came to pass...that the ground clave asunder that was under them: And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and ... they, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the earth closed upon them: and they perished from among the congregation.
Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Well, I´ve considered myself friendly towards Christianity, even though I would never be known for worshiping Mr. Jahve.

As I read more, I can only assume, that either you´re all a wonderful comedians, or you´re all very, very, VERY sick.

I think, that in 20-30 years, US of A will have been divided into 4-5 states, the two most powerful beiing United States of America, and Jesus States of America.

Many Europians hope that your agenda will win over the federal goverment (I´m not one of them, I want you all to know that). Beliving the Earth to be 6000 years old, not knowing that light travels etc, would eventually make Jesus States of America a country along with N-Korea, Iran, some African countries and so on. All your best scientists would flee over to Europe (like the ones who fled Hitler and went to the United States once). And you do have many of the best scientists in the world. At least for the moment...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

blah blah blah

Thor's John? You named yourself after an imaginary Norse god's bathroom?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, I´ve considered myself friendly towards Christianity, even though I would never be known for worshiping Mr. Jahve.

As I read more, I can only assume, that either you´re all a wonderful comedians, or you´re all very, very, VERY sick.

I think, that in 20-30 years, US of A will have been divided into 4-5 states, the two most powerful beiing United States of America, and Jesus States of America.

Many Europians hope that your agenda will win over the federal goverment (I´m not one of them, I want you all to know that). Beliving the Earth to be 6000 years old, not knowing that light travels etc, would eventually make Jesus States of America a country along with N-Korea, Iran, some African countries and so on. All your best scientists would flee over to Europe (like the ones who fled Hitler and went to the United States once). And you do have many of the best scientists in the world. At least for the moment...

All REAL scientists know the earth is 6,000 years old. All the rest are just devil-worshipers who know nothing.

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-scientists.html

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

All REAL scientists know the earth is 6,000 years old. All the rest are just devil-worshipers who know nothing.

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-ed...cientists.html

I don´t know, I find it rather peculiar, that one denies what one can clearly see, but then be standing so firm on beliving in the existence of an invisible Beiing, living in the sky, called God.

Not that I myself have any difficulties beliving in an invisible God, but I do not deny what is clearly visible.

You know - Galilei Galileo (1564-1642) was the first man to watch the sky and the stars with a telescope. He realized and showed that Copernicus had been right 70 years earlier, about the Earth turning around the Sun, not the other way around.

When the Catholic church denied this, Galileo asked them to look into the telescope. They refused. Refused to face the facts. I am obliged to respect your faith, and I gladly do. One day you guys realize the truth, like the rest of us. And hopefully understand that this huge Universe only makes God google-fold bigger...

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Thor's John? You named yourself after an imaginary Norse god's bathroom?

Well, to be perfectly honest, I chose the name as an irony to the topic. I apologize for that, if it affends you, no harm meant. The Viking gods and Santa belong in the same category, I´m sure we can agree on that one.

But everything else you might have learned about me is true. I me be an unsaved trash to you guys, but a liar am I not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, to be perfectly honest, I chose the name as an irony to the topic. I apologize for that, if it affends you, no harm meant. The Viking gods and Santa belong in the same category, I´m sure we can agree on that one.

But everything else you might have learned about me is true. I me be an unsaved trash to you guys, but a liar am I not.

All of the unsaved are liars, as are the vast majority of foreigners. We know all about you people.

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

All of the unsaved are liars, as are the vast majority of foreigners. We know all about you people.

Wow - that was polite. Have a nice evening Mr. Ezekiel...

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I don´t know, I find it rather peculiar, that one denies what one can clearly see, but then be standing so firm on beliving in the existence of an invisible Beiing, living in the sky, called God.

Not that I myself have any difficulties beliving in an invisible God, but I do not deny what is clearly visible.

You know - Galilei Galileo (1564-1642) was the first man to watch the sky and the stars with a telescope. He realized and showed that Copernicus had been right 70 years earlier, about the Earth turning around the Sun, not the other way around.

When the Catholic church denied this, Galileo asked them to look into the telescope. They refused. Refused to face the facts. I am obliged to respect your faith, and I gladly do. One day you guys realize the truth, like the rest of us. And hopefully understand that this huge Universe only makes God google-fold bigger...

You must be really naive to just blindly accept what the scientists tell you. There is no evidence that the earth goes around the sun, or that outer space even exists. The Bible explains the universe perfectly well, and I won't let evil people like you try to fool me.

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You must be really naive to just blindly accept what the scientists tell you.

Well, isn´t it a matter of debate who is accepting things blindly?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, isn´t it a matter of debate who is accepting things blindly?

No, it isn't. We obey God and accept His word without question, as He commands us to do. Only a fool would try and debate God.

Now kindly stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is dedicated to listing all the reasons why God hates Iceland. Stick to the topic or get lost.

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No, it isn't. We obey God and accept His word without question, as He commands us to do. Only a fool would try and debate God.

Now kindly stop derailing our Godly threads. This one is dedicated to listing all the reasons why God hates Iceland. Stick to the topic or get lost.

No you don´t. You´re on a par with Jehovah's Witnesses, who kill their children instead of allowing a blood transfusinon on them. All in the name of Rev. Jesus...

Can´t remember any crasy Jesuspeople for the moment...

[Theswan]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Okay you sick americans, I am an Icelander and I am an athiest. I will laugh at Rev. Jim´s grave when I come to Iowa, laugh because he cant do anything, laugh because he is not where he wanted to be! There is no heaven