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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Of course not, the Icelanders killed all the Eskimoos. Don't you watch the news?
    What news agency was that?The American wacko christ tv station?or was it that Guy on familyradio? lol

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Shagrath View Post
      we pagans
      Practically all of you pagan Eskimos are members of (heathen)Lutheran
      Church.

      What is thing you have about gays anyway? That picture and your name from some pop group that is hellbent for leather as the main leather daddy Halford demands you.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          So picture from Dimmu borgir gig and some nigrette playing hide and seek with vulture. What is your point?

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            GOD HATES ICELAND!



            The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

            Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

            1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
            2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
            3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
            4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
            5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
            7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
            8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
            9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

            All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
            It is a real shame what your community and country has come to. You are the prime threat to mondial security, again and again, you invade countries killing women and children in with the false flag of christianity and freedom while no nation is so enslaved in their on illusions of prosperity and wellbeing as you. 25 % of Americans can't afford to buy T.V. many of you are illiterate, most of you unread and yet you found chat pages telling other countries of countries that (like Jesus would do) provide food and health care to the poor. Give everyone the rights to equal education, basically watch out for eachother love their neighbours are "week" pacifistst. It's actually week to be agressive. I'm tempted to say that your church is the synagogue of satan but weary of the fact (like you should be) that if I judge I will be judge (judge not and you shall not be judged) I think I am going to let it go. Might I suggest to you that you go and read your Bibles your selves and stop being brainwashed by some illiterate preachers, try to devolop some critical thinking and stop adoring golden idols (multi national corporations running on slave power) cock, M.D and all those companies who are destroying god's creation (the planet) and all the unhealty stuff you like to eat (you are the fattest nation in the world) and all the satanic activits you like to indulge in while others starve because of it.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by DanielP View Post
              It is a real shame what your community and country has come to. You are the prime threat to mondial security, again and again, you invade countries killing women and children in with the false flag of christianity and freedom while no nation is so enslaved in their on illusions of prosperity and wellbeing as you. 25 % of Americans can't afford to buy T.V. many of you are illiterate, most of you unread and yet you found chat pages telling other countries of countries that (like Jesus would do) provide food and health care to the poor. Give everyone the rights to equal education, basically watch out for eachother love their neighbours are "week" pacifistst. It's actually week to be agressive. I'm tempted to say that your church is the synagogue of satan but weary of the fact (like you should be) that if I judge I will be judge (judge not and you shall not be judged) I think I am going to let it go. Might I suggest to you that you go and read your Bibles your selves and stop being brainwashed by some illiterate preachers, try to devolop some critical thinking and stop adoring golden idols (multi national corporations running on slave power) cock, M.D and all those companies who are destroying god's creation (the planet) and all the unhealty stuff you like to eat (you are the fattest nation in the world) and all the satanic activits you like to indulge in while others starve because of it.
              tl:dr

              Welcome friend, tell me about your personal, relationship with Jesus!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by DanielP View Post
                It is a real shame what your community and country has come to. You are the prime threat to mondial security, again and again, you invade countries killing women and children in with the false flag of christianity and freedom while no nation is so enslaved in their on illusions of prosperity and wellbeing as you. 25 % of Americans can't afford to buy T.V. many of you are illiterate, most of you unread ... blah blah blah ... try to devolop some critical thinking and stop adoring golden idols (multi national corporations running on slave power) cock, M.D and all those companies who are destroying god's creation (the planet) and all the unhealty stuff you like to eat (you are the fattest nation in the world) and all the satanic activits you like to indulge in while others starve because of it.

                [blahs mine]
                Making gross generalizations about America and Americans, as a whole, is a petty and immature response. Your rather uneducated and biased "opinion" of the United States doesn't even fit into the subject of this thread - for what its worth.

                Here's an idea. Instead of just swallowing what you hear from the media in your country why don't you chew on the information you can supply yourself with, from a variety of sources, and come to your own conclusions. Don't just go off half-cocked, on a bunch of good (mostly American) Christians you know nothing about, because of something you "read or heard somewhere".

                We have all chosen to follow our path, after much consideration and careful judgment. It is not an easy path, but at least we understand why we've decided to take it and we know the alternatives. We live by the word of God based on what is written in the one source that matters - the Bible. Your uninformed ideas of what the USA is just proves that you are incapable of understanding our path and us.

                Jesus is here for you. You just need to stop being such a reactionist and start doing some real hard thinking about how you want to spend eternity.
                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by DanielP View Post
                  you invade countries killing women and children
                  Yes. Thanks to new smart bomb technology, we can now target only women and children. No man has been killed in 20 years.

                  Originally posted by DanielP View Post
                  It's actually week to be agressive.
                  Just out of curiosity. Why is this week, week of aggression?

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    God hates Iceland so much that it gets the flag of Norway...
                    Surely an obvious sign by itself, considering how Norway is also lost.
                    "Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      okay first of all, this is the Norwegian flag and how the [CENSORED FOR JESUS] can you describe the country by it's flag??

                      1. About 70% 14 year old teenagers confirmed this year, and I do believe there are not more than 100-200 heathen people.
                      2. Iceland is not mostly Ice. There are few glaciers but the name doesn't describe the country. There are volcanoes on Iceland because of the boundaries between America and Europe and Iceland is not one of the closest places on the surface to "hell".
                      3. ... did god bankrupt Iceland? no, how silly -.-'
                      4. Björk's parents are both Icelandic.
                      5. If it is true, then it is a good reason to have feminists
                      6. Does god want the world to have armies? and btw 317.000 people live in Iceland.
                      7. well, some people love people of the same sex. You can't force people to be with a person of the opposite sex if it's gay.
                      8. what a [CENSORED FOR JESUS] -.-
                      9. well I don't even know what the person was thinking when he opened this museum but it is has nothing to do with satan.

                      so... I find your article very silly and in my opinion, I believe as much in Santa Claus as in God
                      Greetings from Iceland!
                      Last edited by Bob4God; 05-31-2011, 04:38 PM. Reason: [CENSORED FOR JESUS]

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Hvernig hefur þú það? Hvað er að frétta?

                        Get ég hjálpað þér?
                        þú ert hér til lofa guð.
                        þú verða muna þessi. Þakka þú mjög mikill.

                        Please accept my apologies for using your disgusting throat disease of a language, but I thought you might calm down if I addressed you in your local grunting.

                        Now, let's hear you praise God, friend.

                        YiC, McU

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          It is a scientifically proven fact that iceland is hated by GOD. And shall burn!
                          Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

                          Romans 14:1
                          As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by godismighty View Post
                            It is a scientifically proven fact that iceland is hated by GOD. And shall burn!
                            Well, religion is not science so you can't proof anything scientifically using religion.

                            Science has shown that the universe doesn't need god, in fact there is no god.

                            Anyway I don't think its very healthy to worship anyone, in particular if he/she (or IT in case of god) is full of hatred.

                            If I recall correctly the bible mentions that you should love and respect people. Do I recall incorrectly or which is full of shit, you or the bible?

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by JohnDenver View Post
                              Well, religion is not science so you can't proof anything scientifically using religion.

                              Science has shown that the universe doesn't need god, in fact there is no god.

                              Anyway I don't think its very healthy to worship anyone, in particular if he/she (or IT in case of god) is full of hatred.

                              If I recall correctly the bible mentions that you should love and respect people. Do I recall incorrectly or which is full of shit, you or the bible?
                              Hold on there Aneke! As I know you'll agree, God created the world and therefore 'science' is also one of His creations. Any dispute you may have, please back it up with scripture, comlete chapeter, not a cherry picked verse.

                              And I also agree, you are full of sh*t. You should of really read the Bible before you spoke. Perhaps then, you'd look less foolish
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                I'm a Norwegian heathen who happens to love Iceland and everything it stands for. I will probably be banned, so this will be my only post here. I think you are a sad crowd, and your religion is truly sick, and actually the root to a lot more evil than anything you can put your finger on in the Icelandic society. religious extremists like you cause more hurt, war and killing than any heathen pacaifist will ever do. Get a grip, people, you are so on the wrong course.
                                Btw, make sure you get your facts right when you insult people. You used a Norwegian flag, not Icelandic. But it's fine with me, the Icelandic people are our brothers, in spirit and in flesh.

                                I don't believe in hell, but if there were one, I'm convinced this hateful crowd on this forum would be the first to burn there.

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