God Hates Iceland!

**James Dewitt** · 03-03-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Sariel View Post

America couldnt win against Iceland, want to know why?
Because Iceland is backed by the EU. And we're better than you.

History lesson time!
The year 1776 Those up start Americans whoop the British
The year 1812 The Americans whoop the British.
1918 the Yanks come marching home after freeing Europe.
1945 The Americans come home after freeing Europe Again!
For the next 40 years just who protected your sorry butts form the Commie menace in the USSR?

The big question is when will Europe stop running off at the mouth and say thank you very much? Maybe the next time we will sit it out and watch as your continent does what it does best, SURRENDER!

**lovinglucifer** · 03-03-2010, 07:57 PM

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My brethrens, thou shalt not hate those of my country that have been led astray, we must fight together to take them on the path of our lord, for there is only one path in life.

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

**lovinglucifer** · 03-03-2010, 08:01 PM

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This line you should always remember my brothers and sisters, for it is for you and of you.

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

SATANISM represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on
ingrates! You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love
everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up
being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its
true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and completely
those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy!

Love is one of the most intense emotions felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to
feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your
feelings for those who deserve your love. Repressed hatred can lead to many physical and
emotional ailments. By learning to release your hatred towards those who deserve it, you
cleanse yourself of these malignant emotions and need not take your pent‐up hatred out on
your loved ones.

There has never been a great “love” movement in the history of the world that hasn’t
wound up killing countless numbers of people, we must assume, to prove how much they
loved them! Every hypocrite who ever walked the earth has had pockets bulging with love!
Every pharisaical religionist claims to love his enemies, even though when wronged he
consoles himself by thinking “God will punish them.” Instead of admitting to themselves
that they are capable of hating their foes and treating them in the manner they deserve,
they say: “There, but for the grace of God, go I,” and “pray” for them. Why should we
humiliate and lower ourselves by drawing such inaccurate comparisons?
Satanism has been thought of as being synonymous with cruelty and brutality. This is so
only because people are afraid to face the truth—and the truth is that human beings are not
all benign or all loving. Just because the Satanist admits he is capable of both love and hate,
he is considered hateful. On the contrary, because he is able to give vent to his hatred
through ritualized expression, he is far more capable of love—the deepest kind of love. By
honestly recognizing and admitting to both the hate and the love he feels, there is no
confusing one emotion with the other. Without being able to experience one of these
emotions, you cannot fully experience the other.

**atheist92** · 03-03-2010, 08:07 PM

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Like probably everyone who lives in Iceland I don't like when someone tries to rank your country down just because we don't share there believe! In my opinion I think that whoever devotes his entire live to an giant flying spaghetti monster is not only lying to himself but to the people he meets, sees and talks to. And the thing i dislike the most is when the christian community tried to prevent the theory of evolution from being taught and tried to replace it by "Intelligent design". In Iceland there it is written in the constitution that everyone can believe what he wants, now I don't know how it's in the USA but if I am not wrong it says the same thing in the same place? The founding fathers where christian and I know that because either God or Jesus or even both are frequently talked about in the American constitution.

What I am trying to get across is that Americans, who have great gun laws, are mislead when it comes to believing in the supernatural. I also know that Icelanders who say they believe in trolls, ogres etc. are only calibrating Icelandic history, and for the penis museum...someone had to have one.

Finally you Americans and all Christians I can understand. I have looked to god in moments of need and it did help me just to get something of my chest. But I think it might be much better just to talk to your parents, your life partner or just a hobo on a bench...it doesn't matter. Maybe you have been enlightened or seen a miracle but have you asked your self if maybe it could have an explanation?

I leave you with this, I am not trying to disproof that Jesus did not once roam the earth, he might have along with many other profits of his time(that's right google it, Jesus wasn't the only one of his kind), but I am trying to talk someone into seeing my view on god...I don't see him. By that I don't mean he has not appeared. I have prayed, three times for my family, I prayed for my aunt when she died in a car accident, I prayed for my sick grandfather and I prayed for my Sick grandmother. If god was real 2 of them would be alive to day, Instead only my grandfather remains.

Hope you can see where I'm going with this.

Science bless, One pissed of Icelander.

**Brother Enoch** · 03-03-2010, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by lovinglucifer View Post

How fitting that you chose the symbol for brimstone since you'll be burning in a lake of it for all eternity.

**lovinglucifer** · 03-03-2010, 08:14 PM

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I thank you for that and I truly hope and expect to burn like toast.

Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post

How fitting that you chose the symbol for brimstone since you'll burning in a lake of it for all eternity.

**James Hutchins** · 03-03-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by lovinglucifer View Post

My brethrens <<<<<<<<<<<< A lot of jibberish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all these years!

Originally posted by lovinglucifer View Post

This line you should <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< More Gibberish <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< the other.

tl:dr

Welcome friend! Sorry I was not able to invest the few days it would of taken to decipher what you posted.

Sorry about your name. Parents of the 60's, well they do that sort of thing.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

**Nobar King** · 03-03-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by atheist92 View Post

I have prayed, three times for my family, I prayed for my aunt when she died in a car accident, I prayed for my sick grandfather and I prayed for my Sick grandmother. If god was real 2 of them would be alive to day, Instead only my grandfather remains.

Hope you can see where I'm going with this.

Science bless, One pissed of Icelander.

You're an atheist. What possible benefit could you get from prayer?

**James Hutchins** · 03-03-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by atheist92 View Post

<<<<<<<<<<<< tl:dr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One pissed of Icelander.

You know, we are pretty 'pissed about iceland" too. You'll find friends here.

**lovinglucifer** · 03-03-2010, 08:22 PM

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I understand you Christians are busy people so I forgive you for not having the time to desipher what i posted.

The name is an unfortunate thing but it was given to me by my loving parents so I'll never change it, I've learned to love it.

I'll be sure to read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements and hope we can all become dear friends.

Hail Santa.

Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

tl:dr

Welcome friend! Sorry I was not able to invest the few days it would of taken to decipher what you posted.

Sorry about your name. Parents of the 60's, well they do that sort of thing.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

**Icelandic Atheist** · 03-03-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

Compensating for a small willy, not doubt. JESUS had no such problems -- there's nothing in the Bible suggesting He swaggered around with His carpentry equipment in hand!

Yeah, Touching , awesome.

Bet you'd love to see your precious Jesus do a little bit of this and that with his equipment eh ?

Dirty jailbird you!

**Brother Alex** · 03-03-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by lovinglucifer View Post

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I couldn't understand a word you were saying. You are obviously possessed with demons. Unless you want to burn in hell for eternity you should try and read the Holy Bible KJV1611 and see if it helps.

**Purkur** · 03-03-2010, 08:57 PM

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First of all..I live in Iceland

Second of all...

Jesus Fucking Christ! This is Exactly why Religion Should have never existed in the first place, it only brings to this. People quarreling and arguing about who's right and who's wrong, and this has led to war and deaths so many times in the past! Yes! Religion is the biggest cause of death on the planet!

And if you think about it, and if you actually have brains and logic, you can see that this is soo stupid! An Invisible man living in the sky, who sees all and knows all?? I mean....CMON PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY?! Grow some brains ffs

You could as well believe in Harry Potter or something, a guy written about in a book!

If there is really a god, He doesn't fucking care about anyone, he is not smiting anyone and he is not helping anyone in need of it. He....Doesn't...Care
Doesn't care about Iceland or any other Country

And if there is a God, may he kill me within the next 2 days cause i am speaking ill of him and i will burn in hell and all that bullshit..bla bla

Religion has easily made many people, including some of this forum want to kill and smite anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus...or hope that God will do it..That's fucking insane and Inhuman!!

and By the way, although a big number of us are Atheist, Christians in Iceland Outnumber us Atheists by far!!

**Brother Alex** · 03-03-2010, 09:41 PM

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