[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Well then, i guess finland doesn't need god's love It has awesome metal, a wonderful language and Odin is on our side anyway.
I know your message God only loves America.. Sure.. What has America done to "earn God's love" (if I may quote you)? Killing thousands or millions of innocent people? Wait, God did the same, when he sent the Flood. Maybe that's what god wants.

This thread has 1,109 posts in it - which I assume you have read, and you come up with something that appears to have been pulled from your rectum? And what are you expecting - some kind of award or respect?

And where did you go to school (to say nothing of any other worthwhile contributions we can expect from you)?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

awesome metal

There is no such thing as awesome metal.

That's like saying "pretty dubstep" or singing a Kyoto noise lullaby

[Basilissa]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

There is no such thing as awesome metal.

I beg to differ, Sister Mitza. I find gold to be quite awesome, and God likes it, too, along with silver and brass:

Exodus 25:1-7
1 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering: of every man that giveth it willingly with his heart ye shall take my offering.
3 And this is the offering which ye shall take of them; gold, and silver, and brass,
4 And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,
5 And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood,
6 Oil for the light, spices for anointing oil, and for sweet incense,
7 Onyx stones, and stones to be set in the ephod, and in the breastplate.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The Godless Fins have gone too far this time. Not content with inflicting their metallic music and strange foodstuffs (lingumberry jam? really?) on the world, they are now flaunting their young women participating in the pornographic new "sport" of hobby-horsing.

Young women prancing about with sticks between their legs ... where will it end? In , that's where! Genesis 38:8-10 may not specifically apply to women, but I dread to think of the effects on any young men watching these lewd performances.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

This is truly disgusting. Words fail me when I think of what this terrible activity must be doing to those young women. Thinking of young men participating in this travesty of a "sport" makes me want to vomit when I think of it.


Here is what God, in His Infinite wisdom, has to say about hobby horses:


Zechariah 12:4


“In that day, saith the Lord, I will smite euery horse with astonishment, and his rider with madnesse, and I will open mine eyes vpon the house of Iudah, and will smite euery horse of the people with blindnesse.”


These young perverts are in for a bit of a shock I think.


YIC
TT

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Those young women appear to have been smitten with madness already and the horses, being only hobbyhorses, are already blind. I do wonder, though, how you can tell when a horse has been smitten with astonishment. I've seen horses startled, but never astonished.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Those young women appear to have been smitten with madness already and the horses, being only hobbyhorses, are already blind. I do wonder, though, how you can tell when a horse has been smitten with astonishment. I've seen horses startled, but never astonished.

My dear Sister Joanna,
I think when it comes to this subject you would have to consult Brother Larry, our resident gnathologist, as I am sure he has more than likely astonished a few horses.


YIC
TT

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

. . . .

Young women prancing about with sticks between their legs ... where will it end? In , that's where! Genesis 38:8-10 may not specifically apply to women, but I dread to think of the effects on any young men watching these lewd performances.

Between their legs indeed - this signals only one thing, the return of witchcraft.

[Dutchsmartie]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

finland is christian.

[Basilissa]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

finland is christian.

Did you reach this conclusion after reading the 50+ pages of this thread? Please, do share some of the enlightening arguments which convinced you!

[Dutchsmartie]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Did you reach this conclusion after reading the 50+ pages of this thread? Please, do share some of the enlightening arguments which convinced you!

wiki

[Basilissa]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

wiki

And you actually believe what wikipedia says on any given subject?!?

You know that any internet troll with too much free time on their hands can edit the Wikipedia entries, right?

[Dutchsmartie]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

And you actually believe what wikipedia says on any given subject?!?

You know that any internet troll with too much free time on their hands can edit the Wikipedia entries, right?

wiki speaks truth

[Basilissa]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

wiki speaks truth

How do you know?

Did you read that on Wikipedia?

[Dutchsmartie]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

How do you know?

Did you read that on Wikipedia?

nope