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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    What makes you say that? The topicstarter used the correct flag.
    Listen - I'm from Denmark, so I'm PRETTY sure, I know how the flag looks like. It is red and white, and NOT white and blue. Look it up on google or something.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Rikketoft View Post
      Listen - I'm from Denmark, so I'm PRETTY sure, I know how the flag looks like. It is red and white, and NOT white and blue. Look it up on google or something.
      We don't believe in Google, we believe in the Bible.


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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!



        Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
        1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
        2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
        3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
        4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
        5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
        6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
        7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
        8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
        All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
        As I said in an earlier note, I'm from Denmark.. And trust me, we're not proud of all the things you said. But I would like to know, where you got all those informations from? Not all of them is true. By the way, Pippi Longstocking isn't danish, she is swedish (: - it was a woman called Astrid Lindgren who created the figure, and she is from Sweden. Hans Christian Andersen sucks, that's right. Most people (young people) in Denmark can't stand him.
        Lego is just some kind of toy. What's the big deal? Children is having fun with it, and they get to know colours, figures and to be creative.
        The gay coupels in Denmark are not allowed to rape childrens?? Where the *** did you hear that? Of course no one is allowed to do something like that. They are allowed to get married, and I like that. Love is love, no matter what kind of love we are talking about. God want us all to love each other, and God loves us back. Then why can't people accept the love between the same sex?

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Rikketoft View Post
          God want us all to love each other, and God loves us back. Then why can't people accept the love between the same sex?
          Have you ever actually read the Bible? Where does it say that Christians should accept homosexuals?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
            We don't believe in Google, we believe in the Bible.
            And where in the bible do you find the danish flag?

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Have you ever actually read the Bible? Where does it say that Christians should accept homosexuals?
              Why shouldn't we?

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Rikketoft View Post
                Why shouldn't we?
                Because God says they're an abomination.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  [QUOTE=Grapes;586352]

                  You know i dont do examples from the Bible, so no. But you still dont get it. Lets put it like this... when God wrote the Bible, people where dumb ass an door. So he had to make his words digestive for even the dumbest mormons. We as human are very much evolved (in many ways) today. The situation, the surroundings the society is different. But someone apparently still read his words like the dumb they where written for in the beginning... perhaps. Just a thought.
                  Wow, so reading Gods words as the Lord wanted us to read it is dumb? What a clever conclusion.

                  Pure means what? Its not equal to "truth".
                  Pure
                  Synonyms: authentic, bright, classic, clear, complete, fair, flawless, kosher*, limpid, lucid, natural, neat, out-and-out, pellucid, perfect, plain, plenary, pure and simple, real, simple, straight, total, transparent, true, twenty-four carat, unadulterated, unalloyed, unclouded, undiluted, unmingled

                  Say again!!!!!!


                  Ahhhaaaa! So you actually got my point. Thank you. That also means that i cant say anything aginst it. But that was not what i meant. So you got my point, and i got yours.
                  I'm still not convinced that you really got my point. You certaintly don't get many other points in here, so why this one?

                  I like your argumentation here... either my way or the highway. Fine. I could ask: Who told you that your way was correct? The you would phrase my behind off in the next post, with all kinds of things from KJV1611. Nicely done... but if you ask a person, "how is the weather?" He replys, "Its sunny". You can see that its not sunny, or rainy for that matter, and you ask: "thats not really true is it?", The person then answeres: "yes it is, I say so"... so.... do you get my point
                  I'm glad you like my argumentation.
                  God told me our way was the correct way:

                  Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

                  By the way, Thank you for your weather forecast.


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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                    Because God says they're an abomination.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                    Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                    But.. Many people says, that God is a symbol of love? Then let people love each other.

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Rikketoft View Post
                      But.. Many people says, that God is a symbol of love? Then let people love each other.
                      Have those people actually read the whole Bible? Have you? Do you think that a "God of Love" would of drowned all but 6 people? Would a "God of Love" create Hell?

                      Does this sound like the fuzzy bunny God that the liebrals talk about?

                      "Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: For thou shalt worship no other god: for The Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods." (Exodus 34:12-16 KJV)
                      Drama queen

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Rikketoft View Post
                        But.. Many people says, that God is a symbol of love? Then let people love each other.
                        It matters not what "many people" say, but what the Bible says.

                        Psalm 118:8 (King James Version)

                        8It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.

                        And as already quoted above, the Bible says queers are an abomination.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          That is the Swedish whaling flag. The Swedish whaling ships use it. The red represents the blood in the water when the whales are killed.
                          It's not the awedish flag!!!!

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                            We don't believe in Google, we believe in the Bible.
                            Then script the colors of our flag. Its gonna be hard and you know it

                            Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                            Wow, so reading Gods words as the Lord wanted us to read it is dumb? What a clever conclusion.
                            Well, interpret as you like... no wait, you dont interpret, sorry. No but reading Gods word as they wehre written 2000 years ago, might be... i dont know. Out-of date? Not in the overall meaning, not at all. But in your litterally way of reading the bible.


                            Pure
                            Synonyms: authentic, bright, classic, clear, complete, fair, flawless, kosher*, limpid, lucid, natural, neat, out-and-out, pellucid, perfect, plain, plenary, pure and simple, real, simple, straight, total, transparent, true, twenty-four carat, unadulterated, unalloyed, unclouded, undiluted, unmingled

                            Say again!!!!!!
                            Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever;586475AGAIN!!!! COME ON! GIVE SOME! One word "true"... thats good. One of 30 synonyms says "true". Thats good. what about the next 29? Just think about it.


                            [QUOTE=TheSalvationBeliever;586475

                            I'm still not convinced that you really got my point. You certaintly don't get many other points in here, so why this one?
                            Likewise my friend....likewise.


                            Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                            I'm glad you like my argumentation.
                            God told me our way was the correct way:

                            Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

                            By the way, Thank you for your weather forecast.
                            Good, then you will not have to fear hell.

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            It matters not what "many people" say, but what the Bible says.

                            Psalm 118:8 (King James Version)

                            8It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.

                            And as already quoted above, the Bible says queers are an abomination.
                            But how do you then get your great arguments Billy Bob?

                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            It's not the awedish flag!!!!
                            Its waste of time, they do not belive in research.... no wait it was google. And clearly everything that happend after the Bible was written, cant be true, as its not in the Bible... 2000 years of history right in the trashcan

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Grapes View Post
                              Well, interpret as you like... no wait, you dont interpret, sorry. No but reading Gods word as they wehre written 2000 years ago, might be... i dont know. Out-of date? Not in the overall meaning, not at all. But in your litterally way of reading the bible.
                              Considering your difficulties with English Gape you are no one to lecture anyone on how to read the language. Sufficient to say we take it as a matter of faith that God saw to it The Bible was properly translated into English with KJV1611. Frankly your whole argument is pathetic non-starter for a TRUE Christian since we would have to reject our entire faith just to even consider it.

                              You might consider shutting your arrogant during Danish mouth for a bit and learn we are coming from. I know this will be hard for you Grapes since you so clearly love the sound of your badly accented voice in English. The bottom line is this is our forum and we get to preach here, not unbelievers like you Grapes.

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                The bottom line is this is our forum and we get to preach here, not unbelievers like you Grapes.
                                Amen!!!
                                Deuteronomy 2:7
                                For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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