[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You people have an unhealthy obsession with animals. Maybe that's why you all talk like sheep.

Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15

And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:16

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

and how exactly are you going to do that? it is like spilling water on a goose, it won't touch us at all. just as you know.

so let's talk about sheep. did you know that the female sheep talks to the lamb while it is still in the woomb? that before it gives birth the sheeps mother and another sheep stands by? it knows the importance of communicating with the lamb before birth.
did you know that we as human beings do the same thing? we talk to our babies. it actually stimulates the brain.
why kill cute intelligent sheep?

God is pictured as a hen gathering her chicks in the bible. it is hard to find anyone as loving as a hen. why eat something so loving?

have you ever seen salmon and other fish play in the sea&water. it is so beautiful. why eat artistic animals?

Scientists have been able to track feeling in plants and trees. comparing what is happening in their nerve system with a person's they have been able to figure out what a plant likes and dislikes. why eat salads and fruit, when they have these precious emotions?

so bottom line is that everything is created with life. we just have to choose wisely what to do with what has been given. The reason why i love whale meat, is simply because it is so amazingly good. yes, you might find verses in the old testament that talks against it. thing is that i no longer am under the law but under grace. jesus summoned the law into loving god and my neighbor.
I am not saying that the old testament is a whole lie because it is not. Thing is that the bible is to be read in two ways: as a commentary and a documentary. some of the commandments are still valid to day, e.g. not committing adultery, and others not (the woman has to wear something on her head in church).

You will follow the entire Bible, every last word to the letter. Did God give a pass on the Old Testament after Jesus was born? The answer is no. Jesus did not say ignore the old laws. He came to enforce them.
Do not come to this Church spouting blasphemy, God sees you for who and what you are a False Christian at best. You do not get to pick and choose what parts of the Bible to follow. Christianity is not a damn buffet line where you get to enjoy the deserts with out the meat and taters. You will consume all of it or none of it! You best get right with Jesus!

[hannahsimpson]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That depends on who your neighbor is. You are definitely not my neighbor.

ok, so i take that you guys hate the faroese people, call us your enemies, etc. I have read again and again that you hate us. so my question comes here, have you ever read this verse:

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you - Matt 5:44

Love (def.): #25 in strong's dictionary
1) of persons
a) to welcome, to entertain, to be fond of, to love dearly
2) of things
a) to be well pleased, to be contented at or with a thing

Bless (def): #2127 in strong's dictionary
1) to praise, celebrate with praises
2) to invoke blessings
3) to consecrate a thing with solemn prayers
a) to ask God's blessing on a thing
b) pray God to bless it to one's use
c) pronounce a consecratory blessing on
4) of God
a) to cause to prosper, to make happy, to bestow blessings on
b) favoured of God, blessed

Good (def): #2573 in strong's dictionary
1) beautifully, finely, excellently, well
a) rightly, so that there shall be no room for blame, well, truly
b) excellently, nobly, commendably
c) honourably, in honour
1) in a good place, comfortable
d) to speak well of one, to do good
e) to be well (of those recovering health)

I am really sorry but i don't feel loved, blessed, or prayed for by you guys. i feel cursed, looked down on. what happened to Jesus' own commandments? are they not valid on this web?

[hateFO]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You people have an unhealthy obsession with animals. Maybe that's why you all talk like sheep.

Have you ever heard us talk ?

[onsoku]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7WVfjor_E

Until you can control your own sick country, you don't have the slightest bit of rights to accuse others.

And honestly, it's sad that this book club controls your life. Enjoy following a book that says the earth is flat and that women shouldn't work, honestly you're all dumb enough to follow it.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

To my fellow True Christians™: There is no reasoning with these savages. As I stated very early in this thread, God is dealing with them in His infinite wisdom. He has tainted their staple food, the whale, with heavy metals, PCBs and other toxins. As Believer In God pointed out earlier and has been reiterated since, no Christian will eat whale meat or blubber, as it is an abomination.

Therefore, the Faroese cannot be Christians because they ignore Biblical law. As we all know, the Lord commands us to live apart from non believers.

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
2nd Corinthians 6:14-16

In a way He has made this easy for us in the case of theses hellbound sinners, because He has placed them on barren, lifeless rocks in the Atlantic. There, they are slowly going insane from tainted meat. This should be obvious from their behavior he on our holy forum. They are subhuman. Trying to converse with them is like trying to reason with a rabid dog. I know the Lord has tasked us to bring His word to the unsaved, but I believe it is fairly obvious that these Faroese heathens are unsavable.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

How many of you guys at landover baptist church have sex with children ? calling it love ??

I have seen tons of documentaries about your type of sick sects..

Pologami is common, and you have sex with small children, marry 14 years old ect...

Who do you think god will send to hell ?? me, as a genuine Faroese citizen, or you sick pedophiles ??

LOL People accuse us Americans of being ignorant of the rest of the world. Hehe, the people who accuse Appalachians of being inbreed should really meet you Faroens. I suppose trailer homes aren't viable on a island because it should like they would certainly fit on Faroe.

No friend; we are not Mormons, we are not Catholics and you sir are in idiot. What we are is Fundamentalist Baptists.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Thing is that the bible is to be read in two ways: as a commentary and a documentary. some of the commandments are still valid to day, e.g. not committing adultery, and others not (the woman has to wear something on her head in church).

You false Christians think you're so clever trying to bypass the old laws.

Matthew 5:17-19: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Enjoy Hell.

[hannahsimpson]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

To my fellow True Christians™: There is no reasoning with these savages. As I stated very early in this thread, God is dealing with them in His infinite wisdom. He has tainted their staple food, the whale, with heavy metals, PCBs and other toxins. As Believer In God pointed out earlier and has been reiterated since, no Christian will eat whale meat or blubber, as it is an abomination.

Therefore, the Faroese cannot be Christians because they ignore Biblical law. As we all know, the Lord commands us to live apart from non believers.

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
2nd Corinthians 6:14-16

In a way He has made this easy for us in the case of theses hellbound sinners, because He has placed them on barren, lifeless rocks in the Atlantic. There, they are slowly going insane from tainted meat. This should be obvious from their behavior he on our holy forum. They are subhuman. Trying to converse with them is like trying to reason with a rabid dog. I know the Lord has tasked us to bring His word to the unsaved, but I believe it is fairly obvious that these Faroese heathens are unsavable.

God didn't do it, you did. Ever heard of the golf stream? look it up and put one and one together. why would god do anything to harm his children?

[onsoku]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

wow did I offend some of you? to actually get a warning just shows how lack of decent intellect you have.
I honestly cannot care more if I'm banned, in fact I recommend you do so since I have no interest seeing you brainless mormons again.

btw, evolution is a fact!

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

why would god do anything to harm his children?

You've obviously never heard of the great flood, or the plagues of Egypt, or the red sea, or any of the things that our loving God has done to his children?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brothers and Sisters it seems that we are at a dead end on this topic. We have tried our best to show them the path to Salvation. Repeadely we have provided scripture in God's own words to light the path. It seems that a prayer is needed for the total destruction of the Faroe Islands. May God have mercy on their souls.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

God didn't do it, you did. Ever heard of the golf stream? look it up and put one and one together. why would god do anything to harm his children?

Sure

http://www.golfstreamshoes.com/index.php

Both Sister Talitha and Sister Sue Vera like them and occasionally order from them. But I fail to see what golfing sandals have to do with whale blubber.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

G. Ever heard of the golf stream? look it up and put one and one together.

You bet I have, I traveled with Pastor Ezekiel on Landovers private one last week. I will never fly commercial again

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

wow did I offend some of you? to actually get a warning just shows how lack of decent intellect you have.
I honestly cannot care more if I'm banned, in fact I recommend you do so since I have no interest seeing you brainless mormons again.

btw, evolution is a fact!

Given the fact that we did not invite you, feel free to leave at anytime.
btw, Creation is the answer, see the Bible for more details. YIC James