[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I don't think we've seen enough blood in this thread, so here's more:

And even more:

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I'm sorry. i can't find anything about the faroe island in there. only stuff that happened in Israel. are you sure you have the right country?

or maybe you could find me a direct link to where it says all this stuff about the faroe islands.

That was a link to the Bible. You know the book that you use to hold the door open, yes that's it over there on the floor.Pick it up, read it.

[farokeislands]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Try this one: 8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!

The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:
1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Apparently they have a serious gang problem in the Farouk Islands. Apparently it is even more lawless than we thought.

[hateFO]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That was a link to the Bible. You know the book that you use to hold the door open, yes that's it over there on the floor.Pick it up, read it.

The Bible doesn't have say "Faroe Islands" anywhere ! Faroe Islands weren't even found back then ! stupid moron !

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I found more, they even make babies watch the killing.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

stupid mormon !

We're not mormons, we're Baptists. Get your facts straight, you moron.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I found more, they even make babies watch the killing.

This is absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen, Brother. It makes me very sad thinking of all these poor dolphins getting slaughtered in such a way in front of little children. The cruelty of these savages is beyond everything I've seen in my life.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

The Bible doesn't have say "Faroe Islands" anywhere ! Faroe Islands weren't even found back then ! stupid mormon !

I am a Christian, ya know Baptist. I am not a Mormon. I think all the chemicals found in whale blubber has rotted your brain. Back away from the blubber buffet, mercury kills. Morons each and every one of you.

[farokeislands]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That was a link to the Bible. You know the book that you use to hold the door open, yes that's it over there on the floor.Pick it up, read it.

so the red sentences are from the bible, rigth?
the read sentences don't say anything about the faroe islands. we do not have anything to egypt to do, we are way up the atlantic ocean. look at a map.
onans voka, is not a word in our country. we don't know what that means, but our nationalday is called ólavsøka, and represents the day that the faroe islands because a christian country, so that mastubation thing, we don't know where you have that from. so basically what i'm sayin is that all the black sentences that aren't in the bible are simple stating the fact that the red lines are about the faroe island. but if you just read the red ones, and skip the black ones, there's no relation with the faroe island whatsoever.

you can't save your own cause by turning to our countries problems.
we do not have gang problems. we have a couple of teenagers who are simply experiencing their teenage period. we eat whales, you eat pork, china eats dog, every country has their own menu. if you don't like it, then don't eat it.
we do not drink more than every other country. we have a a couple of people who like to go out i the weekends and get drunk. what country does not have that?

seriously, i think you have the wrong country. atleast look at a map, and you'll see that egypt is like waaaaay down there. there's no way we can have anything to do with pharaoe witchcraft or whatever.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Apparently they have a serious gang problem in the Farouk Islands. Apparently it is even more lawless than we thought.

Pastor is there anything more pathetic than white wannabe ganstra nigras?

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Pastor is there anything more pathetic than white wannabe ganstra nigras?

Those damn wiggers.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

so the red sentences are from the bible, rigth?
the read sentences don't say anything about the faroe islands. we do not have anything to egypt to do, we are way up the atlantic ocean. look at a map.
onans voka, is not a word in our country. we don't know what that means, but our nationalday is called ólavsøka, and represents the day that the faroe islands because a christian country, so that mastubation thing, we don't know where you have that from. so basically what i'm sayin is that all the black sentences that aren't in the bible are simple stating the fact that the red lines are about the faroe island. but if you just read the red ones, and skip the black ones, there's no relation with the faroe island whatsoever.

you can't save your own cause by turning to our countries problems.
we do not have gang problems. we have a couple of teenagers who are simply experiencing their teenage period. we eat whales, you eat pork, china eats dog, every country has their own menu. if you don't like it, then don't eat it.
we do not drink more than every other country. we have a a couple of people who like to go out i the weekends and get drunk. what country does not have that?

seriously, i think you have the wrong country. atleast look at a map, and you'll see that egypt is like waaaaay down there. there's no way we can have anything to do with pharaoe witchcraft or whatever.

How am I supposed to know why your Bible has red and black coloring on it. We show you scripture on why its bad to eat whales, masturbate etc and you don't even bother to read them.

[farokeislands]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

How am I supposed to know why your Bible has red and black coloring on it. We show you scripture on why its bad to eat whales, masturbate etc and you don't even bother to read them.

no, that link you sent me had black and red sentences

[hateFO]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

and why is my username changed ?!