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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
    We do sin- but God sees us as sinless since we have allowed Jesus to be the sacrifice for us. In God's eyes, we literally cannot sin because sin MUST be punished, and God cast all his punishment on Jesus (thank the Lord) on the cross.
    I always teach the children that if they are stupid, they should keep their mouths shut. I also teach the children that they should study their Bibles until their eyes bleed. And if they don't listen, I hit them on their bare bottoms with my rod until they glow in the dark.

    First of all you need to admit you are a sinner (Romans 3:10). Which is about the only thing you are doing right here.

    But you also need to repent and stop sinning (Acts 17:30)! Jesus is no idiot. Just saying "sorry" isn't enough. You need to better yourself and stop sinning!

    You also need to believe, without any doubt or hesitation, that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and rose from the dead (Romans 10:9-10).

    And, through prayer, you need to invite Jesus into your life to become your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord (Romans 10:13).

    And all that is just the beginning. You also need to read your Bible every day to get to know Jesus better; talk to God in prayer every day; be baptized, worship, fellowship, and serve with other Christians in a church where Christ is preached, and the Bible is the final authority; tell others about Jesus Christ; and everything else that the Bible tells us to do.
    Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

    John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Proud Viking Rapist View Post
      Good one!
      I simply took a sarcastic nickname, inspired from Cranky's aberrations, mostly to emphasize that i'm with viking heritage.

      Rape... come on!!! That's one of the most gruesome things to do... you people should be more relaxed and read between the lines...
      We have nothing against rape as long as you pay the rape victims father 50 shekels and of course as long as the rape victim is a woman (if the rape victim is a man then it would be stoning to death for committing sodomy)

      Deuteronomy 22:29
      29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
        We have nothing against rape as long as you pay the rape victims father 50 shekels and of course as long as the rape victim is a woman (if the rape victim is a man then it would be stoning to death for committing sodomy)

        Deuteronomy 22:29
        29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
        Just as a point of curiosity...How do Christians settle these issues up there in the tundra? How many walrus tusks make 50 shekels?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          And how do lambists do in America? How many indian heads make 50 shekels?

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
            ...How many indian heads make 50 shekels?
            Just one, I believe (at over $1500US per).

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              my goodness all of you people hate so much, Let them be... I thought god was the only one who could judge people, maybe you are all going to hell... HM? ya know you could , maybe leave them alone and uh... I don't know... mind your own business??? HM? anyone? no? okay... besides if you feel that way you know they are doing something wrong and you know you are doing the right thing so you can live your life and go to heaven when you die and they can go to hell... see? problem solved... if they resist ... it's their own fault... after all you tried.
              Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
              1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by terence_tewiliger View Post
                ...so you can live your life and go to heaven when you die and they can go to hell... see? problem solved...
                Why do you hate Swedes so much?

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by terence_tewiliger View Post
                  my goodness all of you people hate so much, Let them be... I thought god was the only one who could judge people, maybe you are all going to hell... HM? ya know you could , maybe leave them alone and uh... I don't know... mind your own business??? HM? anyone? no? okay... besides if you feel that way you know they are doing something wrong and you know you are doing the right thing so you can live your life and go to heaven when you die and they can go to hell... see? problem solved... if they resist ... it's their own fault... after all you tried.
                  So you'd see an entire nation obliviously burn in Hell and just walk on by?

                  That's terrible!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by terence_tewiliger View Post
                    my goodness all of you people hate so much, Let them be... I thought god was the only one who could judge people, maybe you are all going to hell... HM? ya know you could , maybe leave them alone and uh... I don't know... mind your own business??? HM? anyone? no? okay... besides if you feel that way you know they are doing something wrong and you know you are doing the right thing so you can live your life and go to heaven when you die and they can go to hell... see? problem solved... if they resist ... it's their own fault... after all you tried.
                    You come to our website and tell us to mind our own business?

                    Can you not see how arrogant and insulting that is?

                    Jesus can touch every one, let him touch you!
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by terence_tewiliger View Post
                      I thought god was the only one who could judge people,
                      Guess what!
                      The Holy Bible (KJV1611) tells us something different!

                      John 7:24
                      "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

                      Leviticus 19:15
                      "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                      John 8:32

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Proud Viking Rapist View Post
                        I simply took a sarcastic nickname,
                        Be careful. These clowns dont know sarcasm

                        Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                        And beastiality as well!
                        Homersexuality and beastiality was the same crime before 1944 under the sodomy law, after the sodomy law was abolished, both beastiality and homersexuality was made legal and still is, and it's equally disgusting
                        Its still legal for gods little boy scouts

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                          These clowns dont know sarcasm
                          Such hate.

                          Why can't you open yourself to Jesus's love?

                          All the best.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                            Such hate.

                            Why can't you open yourself to Jesus's love?
                            Sad to hear you hate clowns.

                            Because i dont believe in imagenary friends

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                              Sad to hear you hate clowns.

                              Because i dont believe in imagenary friends
                              Dear Godmocking Whore;

                              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Thanks for proving that we're right.
                                Right on what?

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