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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    God really does hate Sweden

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      First of all... Wrong flag.
      Ikea is super cool, have you even had their meatballs? Nom nom nom. I do however agree with the furniture thing. Have you ever assembled one of those things? It sucks hard. The demonic products, RÄV (Fox), Bård (I think you mean bord which is table) and HJÄRTA (Heart) are sadly not that demonic.

      Sorry people but there are no satanic bible there. (I have never found one anyway but if you do please send me a message.)Pride parade is awesome but not only stockholm has it.


      I'm not even gonna' comment on "The global AIDS pandemic" bc wow, that's stupid.


      What happened in 1971? I have no idea, please tell me.


      Astrid Lindgren was not danish, thank you very much. She was a swede.


      "Swedish males lost their balls." What? No, like realllllly. What?


      We don't "allow" people to kill themselfs. No one is for it. The suicide clinics are so people can get help.




      No-one ever goes to church so if the pastors want to have threesomes, fine.


      Åke green is a little shit.


      SAAB does suck. Volvo will always be better
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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
        The suicide clinics are so people can get help.
        So, you consider killing people to be the same as helping them!?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
            I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
            Yes I know what it means to help people. If someone yells "Help me, I'm dying", helping them to commit suicide is NOT even close to actually helping them.

            You mistakenly assume that, since they never complain after committing suicide, it was somehow the right thing to do. It never is.

            And NORMAL people try to help people WITHOUT getting them killed.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
              I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
              Yeah, like euthanasia or assisted sucide or whatever it's politically correct to call it today.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                People, people, people. I'd rather die then be as mindless as you. Really. If that mean commiting suicide, then hell, here I come. But I don't have to do all that. You know why? Because panda god is the real god. (If you don't know who panda god is, please use the demonic devise google and find out.) So, hail IKEA and have a lovely afternoon, madam
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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                  People, people, people. I'd rather die then be as mindless as you.
                  So, why waste our time when you could be having fun at one of those many many Swedish suicide clinics?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                      I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
                      So, according to you, people go to Swedish suicide clinics to not die? Are they run by IKEA?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                        I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
                        Socialist incompetency right there.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                          you can't actually die there
                          Why don't people just go in there & sit around? They could sit there forever! The first million years you could play bridge, polish up those conventional bids. The next million years, well I've always enjoyed "crown green" bowls, not many greens cater to that and it'd need to be an indoor facility. Maybe build an extension like a sort of gym.

                          Of course you couldn't go outside, you might turn into a Struldbrug. "Oh, blah," I can hear you objecting. So let's unpack for a closer look.

                          I don't know, maybe bc
                          BECAUSE - Which of these reasons (you only included one) are the reason not to be having fun at one of those many many Swedish suicide clinics?

                          And you selected from the available properties of Swedish suicide clinics:

                          bc you can't actually die there?
                          Not being able to die there is the reason you chose. I do not accept that as a property of Swedish clinics but what do I know?

                          Or did you miss that part?
                          Yes, my thread search delivered no such claim having been made. If someone could point it out that'd be great. Thanks.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Swedish people are very advanced in their thinking and I do not believe that Jah dislikes them any more than he dislikes white people in general. I have not been to Sweden but I have heard that they do not get upset about a Black man being around the white women the way Americans do.
                            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              Swedish people are very advanced in their thinking and I do not believe that Jah dislikes them any more than he dislikes white people in general. I have not been to Sweden but I have heard that they do not get upset about a Black man being around the white women the way Americans do.

                              On the other hand, Albino Austrians can get themselves in a bit of strife, and have to decamp to that little bit of Ecuador which will be forever, part of England.


                              Phil
                              58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                              Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
                                On the other hand, Albino Austrians can get themselves in a bit of strife, and have to decamp to that little bit of Ecuador which will be forever, part of England.


                                Phil

                                White people can be very difficult to understand. How did they ever overcome the Black man?
                                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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