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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
    Ha ha ha ja det är det säkert xD Har ni enhörningar och drakar med där uppe?
    Och varför börjar du svamla om homos?
    Det är sant för det står i Bibeln, så ja, enhörningar och drakar finns

    Psaltaren 91:13
    Över lejon och huggormar skall du gå fram, du skall trampa ned unga lejon och drakar.

    Job 39:10
    Kan du tvinga vildoxen att gå i fåran efter töm och förmå honom att i ditt spår harva markerna jämna?

    (vildoxe är unicorn, dvs enhörning, på amerikanska)

    Men nu är jag trött på att tala detta satanistiska språk, så let's speak American

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
      Det är sant för det står i Bibeln, så ja, enhörningar och drakar finns
      Häfigt, har du sett några? Har du bilder?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
        Häfigt, har du sett några? Har du bilder?
        Now i will just pretend that i do not understand what you wrote, cause i politely told you to speak American. We Christians does not nead any pictures, the Bible is enough evidence for us.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
          Now i will just pretend that i do not understand what you wrote, cause i politely told you to speak American. We Christians does not nead any pictures, the Bible is enough evidence for us.
          I am surprised to hear the Holy Bible speaks about unicorns.

          Please tell me more.
          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 09-21-2012, 10:43 PM. Reason: translated into American for poster's convenience
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
            Ha ha ha men om du inte förstår så är du inte svensk. Men du fattade tydligen att jag frågade efter bilder på nåt mystiskt sätt.

            P.S. en enhörning är en häst med horn, inte en oxe
            Look, you rude little blubber eater, start speaking English or prepare to be banned.

            Do you understand that, dummy?
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
              I am surprised to hear the Holy Bible speaks about unicorns.

              Please tell me more.
              Of course it does. What of it?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                Look, you rude little blubber eater, start speaking English or prepare to be banned.

                Do you understand that, dummy?
                Yeah im the rude one ha ha ha xD
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                  Yeah im the rude one ha ha ha xD
                  Yes you are, and we are the good guys. Thanks for speaking American

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                    Yeah im the rude one ha ha ha xD
                    Yes, you are the rude one.

                    We speak American here, this is an American forum. You were asked politely to speak American multiple times.

                    As you are a guest, your refusal to acknowledge the request of your hosts is rude.

                    But you don't know that, apparently, being an ignorant savage bereft of civility.

                    Now behave, or I shall be forced to rebuke you again.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by SwedishJinx View Post
                      3) AIDS started when a homosexual guy had sex with a mokey 60 years ago.
                      I did not know this. I thought the monkey was female. I'm not surprised though. The more I hear about homosexuals the more I'm horrified. Their depravity seems to know no limits.
                      Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                      Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                        Well it could be nice for him to see his native language sometimes here. So he know hes not the only swede here.
                        Why would you think that? It’s retarded on so many levels. In addition, when reading your so called Swedish, I get the impression you are actually from Norway. Why not be honest about it?

                        Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                        I did not know this. I thought the monkey was female. I'm not surprised though. The more I hear about homosexuals the more I'm horrified. Their depravity seems to know no limits.
                        Male, female, she-male, either or… If this is true, I’m sure both the monkey and the guy molesting it was from one of the Nordic countries. I’ve seen stuff like that going on in the woods here.
                        Stop whining
                        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by rapeunsel View Post
                          Why would you think that? It’s retarded on so many levels. In addition, when reading your so called Swedish, I get the impression you are actually from Norway..
                          Well i speak to the americans in their native language, so do you. I guess thats retarded too then.
                          Are you some expert in scandinavian languages? If that's what you think you have to study more
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                            Well i speak to the americans in their native language, so do you. I guess thats retarded too then.
                            Are you some expert in scandinavian languages? If that's what you think you have to study more
                            Young lady, why are you not praising Jesus for His temporary death and wise words about how sinners will burn for all eternity? Why are you not on your knees thanking the Lord your God for making this wonderful earth and firmament you live in? What's wrong with you? Why are you distracted by such secular chaff?

                            If you were remotely bothered about your soul and what would happen to it if God struck you dead the second after you read this post you would be accepting Jesus as your saviour and racing to the nearest place you could be baptised.

                            Get to it!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Young lady, why are you not praising Jesus for His temporary death and wise words about how sinners will burn for all eternity? Why are you not on your knees thanking the Lord your God for making this wonderful earth and firmament you live in? What's wrong with you? Why are you distracted by such secular chaff?
                              Well that simple, little girl. I dont live in a fantasy world like you
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                                Well that simple, little girl. I dont live in a fantasy world like you
                                So you say. Yet here you are denying Christ who died so you had the chance to be saved from sin into which you were born. You are a wretched thing until you accept Jesus. What's wrong with with you that you cannot see that God loves you so much He gave you Jesus to save you from Hell? You didn't even know the danger but now you do.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                                Comment

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