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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Sverige View Post
    Haha I'm a knob
    Yes, quite. We here at Landover (God's Favorite Church) speak American. When you have learned how to communicate in this language we might be able to understand the tripe you are spewing. I don't know about the other members but I, personally, can't understand a word you say.

    Here's a good place to start with your studies of the American Language.

    By the way, are all swedes turnips?
    Isaiah 66:15

    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Sverige View Post
      You sound like an old man who just found out something that is false. And you act not ready either. You sit down and violate a country with arguments like Ikea. It's embarrassing how low you Christians gone.
      It's IKEA that is embarrassing. Not the Christians pointing that out.

      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        First of all I want to address Cranky Old Man! The flag you used in the beginning of this thread is the flag of Denmark, not the Swedish flag.

        The author Astrid Lindgren is swedish, not danish. (You can wikipedia it if you don't believe me, sweetheart)

        Suicide clinics in Sweden does not exist since assisted dying is not legal. (Wikipedia)

        Agnetha Fältskog did not create AIDS! Both HIV-1 and HIV-2 are believed to have originated in non-human primates in West-central Africa and were transferred to humans in the early 20th century. (Wikipedia)

        And for the rest of the crap you've written... That's just made up. You've just chosen a few famous Swedes and made up horrible things about them.

        Regarding "Alzheimers is not an excuse"... no it's not! Get our facts right! (did you think I sounded catchy or what?)

        Go home, have a nice sleep then go to the local library and start study the world. You will be surprised by the beauty of Sweden and the rest of the world. There are non-religious people everywhere that do wonderful things... I'm talking about Nobel prize winners (a swedish prize, praise Alfred Nobel), authors, diplomats, lawyers, medical doctors, policemen, nurses, chefs and so on. The power of people is amazing, don't hate, love more!

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Regarding the Pride week in Sweden: You should try it! There are a lot of people having their time of life. So much love! People are dressed up and having fun!

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by religionIsnttheanswe View Post
            First of all I want to address Cranky Old Man! The flag you used in the beginning of this thread is the flag of Denmark, not the Swedish flag.
            Does it really matter? All Scandinavian cross flags are modelled after the flag of Denmark, so in that way, the Danish flag is the flag of all of Scandinavia! You simply just stole the Danish flag and changed the colors. God tells me that stealing is wrong

            Exodus 20:15
            Thou shalt not steal.

            The author Astrid Lindgren is swedish, not danish. (You can wikipedia it if you don't believe me, sweetheart)
            Many of her movies was filmed on the island of Gotland, and do you know which country that island was a part of for hundreds of years before you thieves STOLE it? Denmark!

            Suicide clinics in Sweden does not exist since assisted dying is not legal. (Wikipedia)
            Fox News tells me otherwise

            Agnetha Fältskog did not create AIDS! Both HIV-1 and HIV-2 are believed to have originated in non-human primates in West-central Africa and were transferred to humans in the early 20th century. (Wikipedia)
            You are correct that AIDS comes from the negros, but the epidemic of AIDS in the civilzed White world was caused by people like Agnetha Fältskog

            And for the rest of the crap you've written... That's just made up. You've just chosen a few famous Swedes and made up horrible things about them.
            Friend, nothing is made up here. We are God's own church. Do you really think we would make up anything?

            Go home, have a nice sleep then go to the local library and start study the world. You will be surprised by the beauty of Sweden and the rest of the world.
            If you tell me which caliber you use for polar bears I might give it a try

            There are non-religious people everywhere that do wonderful things... I'm talking about Nobel prize winners
            You mean people like that Kenyan chimp in the WHITE House?

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              Does it really matter? All Scandinavian cross flags are modelled after the flag of Denmark, so in that way, the Danish flag is the flag of all of Scandinavia! You simply just stole the Danish flag and changed the colors. God tells me that stealing is wrong

              So you're blaming Denmark because we "stole" the idea for the flag design? Where is the logic? Scandinavia became Christian countries around 1000 a.d and simply used the cross for the flags.

              Many of her movies was filmed on the island of Gotland, and do you know which country that island was a part of for hundreds of years before you thieves STOLE it? Denmark!

              Gotland belonged to Sweden (Svea rike) before Denmark came and stole it, then we simply took it back. (Denmark and Sweden have been in wars a lot over the years, but we like each others now)

              Fox News tells me otherwise

              Your link regards Switzerland not Sweden, go study European geography! Fox News isn't exactly the best source since they are not neutral.

              You are correct that AIDS comes from the negros, but the epidemic of AIDS in the civilzed White world was caused by people like Agnetha Fältskog

              No AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, it's not transmitted by music. (ABBA is great! Woho!)

              Friend, nothing is made up here. We are God's own church. Do you really think we would make up anything?

              Well, your so called holy book is a very long bedstory. Enjoy the stories but don't follow blindly.

              If you tell me which caliber you use for polar bears I might give it a try

              Sadly we don't have any polar bears in Sweden... I know Svalbard (Norway) has some, but that's another story. Not that I would shoot a polar bear, they are endangered by the climate changes.

              You mean people like that Kenyan chimp in the WHITE House?
              NSA is watching you..

              Why do you call yourself ex-viking? Do you secretly praise Odin?

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Whoops didn't quite catch the quote thing properly.

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                Does it really matter? All Scandinavian cross flags are modelled after the flag of Denmark, so in that way, the Danish flag is the flag of all of Scandinavia! You simply just stole the Danish flag and changed the colors. God tells me that stealing is wrong

                Exodus 20:15
                Thou shalt not steal.



                Many of her movies was filmed on the island of Gotland, and do you know which country that island was a part of for hundreds of years before you thieves STOLE it? Denmark!



                Fox News tells me otherwise



                You are correct that AIDS comes from the negros, but the epidemic of AIDS in the civilzed White world was caused by people like Agnetha Fältskog



                Friend, nothing is made up here. We are God's own church. Do you really think we would make up anything?



                If you tell me which caliber you use for polar bears I might give it a try



                You mean people like that Kenyan chimp in the WHITE House?
                So you're blaming Denmark because we "stole" the idea for the flag design? Where is the logic? Scandinavia became Christian countries around 1000 a.d and simply used the cross for the flags.

                Gotland belonged to Sweden (Svea rike) before Denmark came and stole it, then we simply took it back. (Denmark and Sweden have been in wars a lot over the years, but we like each others now)

                Your link regards Switzerland not Sweden, go study European geography! Fox News isn't exactly the best source since they are not neutral.

                No AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, it's not transmitted by music. (ABBA is great! Woho!)

                Well, your so called holy book is a very long bedstory. Enjoy the stories but don't follow blindly.

                Sadly we don't have any polar bears in Sweden... I know Svalbard (Norway) has some, but that's another story. Not that I would shoot a polar bear, they are endangered by the climate changes.

                NSA is watching you!

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by religionIsnttheanswe View Post
                  Your link regards Switzerland not Sweden, go study European geography! Fox News isn't exactly the best source since they are not neutral
                  Where in the Bible does it say that you have to be neutral? Fox News is the most reliable and Godly news source in the world, they are always right!

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    AWESOME. I clap my hands because you are a genius. You finally found out how the Danish flag looks like, I am not calling you a retarded dumbass anymore. Oh, wait, this is a thread anout Sweden? Huh. Guess you still are a retarded dumbass, jerkface.

                    Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day.
                    Hehehe... I wnat to go there...

                    There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.
                    Yes there can be doubt, you retarded dumbass. It's a fine nation, whose people are happy, have a high life expectancy, are generally wealthy and very good looking.

                    Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

                    1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
                    Pure envy, man. You just can't cope with the fact that except for some hightech niches, pizza delivery, online shopping and offshore banking your country's economy has virtually nothing to offer. You are like the parasites on today's world economy, whereas the Swedish provide people with affordable furniture.

                    1. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
                    You are secretly gay. It's no shame sitting in front of your PC and whack it off, while watching at some old online versions of the playboy. Oh right, you can't handle a PC. So you probably spent a gazillion of welfare benefits from your church paper forms of the playboy.

                    [QUOTE]
                    1. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."

                    [/ QUOTE] AIDS is not a pandemy. It's not like a large fraction of the population is affected, dumbass.

                    1. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
                    I get it. That's the dealbraker for Sweden. *sarcasm off*

                    1. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
                    You got that wrong. Just google MKULTRA. The USA did the experiments, not Sweden, idiot.

                    1. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
                    And because Americans have lost their brain, they found their way into some niche on the internet where they can camouflage advanced dementia, which is a choice according to you, as christianity.

                    1. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
                    Yeah, these suicidal maniacs really got it wrong. Kill them! Oh, wait....

                    1. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
                    I would like to see that. I really do



                    1. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
                    Ikea has no police forces. Ikea is a company and in any state of the world the state has a monopoly on force. Police forces belong to the state, not to a company. Dumbass.



                    1. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

                    Nonono, you are confusing SAAB with GM. GM produces completely worthless cars that nobody wants, that's why they went bankrupt.

                    All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
                    It's a pity what the American education system ovioulsy does to people. The Swedish people won't adhere to your ideas, because in contrast to you, they are not retarded dumbasses.
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by religionIsnttheanswe View Post
                      Agnetha Fältskog did not create AIDS!
                      Duh! God created AIDS to kill the gays. Agnetha Fältskog however made sure as much people as possible got AIDS.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                        >>>Message full of hate deleted<<<
                        Mr. krunch,

                        your hate worries me. Since I don't know any other Germans, I must ask: are all of you people as filled with hate and anger as you are? If yes, then I'm really worried. You've caused two world wars with your anger already. I hope you're not preparing to start the third one.

                        I'll pray for all of Germans tonight. May God bring peace into your angry hateful souls.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Mr. krunch,

                          your hate worries me. Since I don't know any other Germans, I must ask: are all of you people as filled with hate and anger as you are? If yes, then I'm really worried. You've caused two world wars with your anger already. I hope you're not preparing to start the third one.

                          I'll pray for all of Germans tonight. May God bring peace into your angry hateful souls.
                          I am surprised. No hate speech, nothing like I shall rot in hell, nothing against homosexuality, no too racist comments. Praying for my country seems a pretty nice thing to do. I guess there mightbe some true christians on this forum after all.



                          (by the way, Hungary-Austria started the 1st world war, not the German empire. And no worries, we are not going to start another world war. At the time of the first and the second world war, Germany was the country with the mighties economy and army in the world. And we couldn't win against the joined allied forces of France, GB, Russia and the USA at that time, much less today. Besides, why would we go to war? At the beginning of the 21st century, every army in Europe had gotten a lot of new toys that they were eager to try (thought that might end any war quickly - they were fools). The 2nd on was started after a power hungry failed austrian painter took over and made an instable, virtually ungovernable system a tyranny. Today Germany is a stable democracy, well integrated into Europe through a lot of treaties, we became friends with our former archenemy, France, and we get along well with the British, too. And look at how many trillions the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan cost you. These were underdeveloped countries, with an army that couldn't take on the American one. We don't want to spend gazillions of dollars on armistice to enable to take on the other European armies, let alone fund a full war)
                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                            I am surprised. No hate speech, nothing like I shall rot in hell, nothing against homosexuality, no too racist comments. Praying for my country seems a pretty nice thing to do. I guess there mightbe some true christians on this forum after all.
                            I guess that's just my gentle nature, dear.

                            (by the way, Hungary-Austria started the 1st world war, not the German empire.
                            Right. It wasn't anything like you wanted to have some of the African colonies cake, or had any border problems with France whatsoever.

                            And no worries, we are not going to start another world war. At the time of the first and the second world war, Germany was the country with the mighties economy and army in the world. And we couldn't win against the joined allied forces of France, GB, Russia and the USA at that time, much less today.
                            You poor things, with all of these countries unjustly allying themselves against you.

                            Besides, why would we go to war? At the beginning of the 21st century, every army in Europe had gotten a lot of new toys that they were eager to try (thought that might end any war quickly - they were fools).
                            I believe you might be 100 years off with your centuries count, dear.

                            The 2nd on was started after a power hungry failed austrian painter took over and made an instable, virtually ungovernable system a tyranny. Today Germany is a stable democracy, well integrated into Europe through a lot of treaties, we became friends with our former archenemy, France, and we get along well with the British, too. And look at how many trillions the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan cost you. These were underdeveloped countries, with an army that couldn't take on the American one. We don't want to spend gazillions of dollars on armistice to enable to take on the other European armies, let alone fund a full war)
                            So, in other words, Germans have finally lost their teeth, huh?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post


                              I believe you might be 100 years off with your centuries count, dear.
                              Right. Typo. Sorry

                              So, in other words, Germans have finally lost their teeth, huh?
                              No, we have public health insurance. Even our elders have all teeth, sometimes artificial ones.

                              Militarily speaking, yes, why waste money on stuff like that that could well be spend elsewhere? We have no major enemies anymore and if anybody threatens us, our American friends willingly take over
                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                                We don't want to spend gazillions of dollars on armistice to enable to take on the other European armies, let alone fund a full war)
                                But, come on; admit it. It would be nice wouldn't it. The Landsers marching, Deutchland Uber Alles on every lip, enough living room, finally get the Jews once and for all.

                                We know what you people will get up to. Why do you think we still have an army stationed in your country?
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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