[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I hope we don't deserve to do a massive facepalm with this whole mixup with where Switzerland is and getting it confused with Sweden. This angry Eskimo insists it is in a different place

I did a bit of checking round with a pastor and he and I were sure we'd heard of an African country of the same or similar name as this place he reckons is throwing us off the mark and he seems to be saying we're hating the wrong country for God. Surely if there is a Switzerland in Africa then this lets the silly boy off the hook for frothing at the mouth. I mean who wants to be told they are an African?

I'll do some more research and get back to you.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I hope we don't deserve to do a massive facepalm with this whole mixup with where Switzerland is and getting it confused with Sweden. This angry Eskimo insists it is in a different place

I did a bit of checking round with a pastor and he and I were sure we'd heard of an African country of the same or similar name as this place he reckons is throwing us off the mark and he seems to be saying we're hating the wrong country for God. Surely if there is a Switzerland in Africa then this lets the silly boy off the hook for frothing at the mouth. I mean who wants to be told they are an African?

I'll do some more research and get back to you.

Sometimes I wonder if you're joking, like if this is just a big joke and you're all just being sarcastic and joking around.. Can you HONESTLY be this stupid and still manuver a computer? AMAZING!

Sweden is a country that belongs to the Nordics. You will find Switzerland a bit to the south in Europe. SWAZILAND however is a different country and belongs to Africa.

Imagine if you people actually had a single fucking clue about what you were saying? You could brainwash others into becoming mindless idiots like yourselves and perhaps one day achieve some goal? Who knows.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!



Found it!

I think we may owe our Swiss friend an apology.

Now all we need to do is get him to accept God into his heart and move away from his heathen land before the smiting...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sometimes I wonder if you're joking, like if this is just a big joke and you're all just being sarcastic and joking around.. Can you HONESTLY be this stupid and still manuver a computer? AMAZING!

I assure you, friend, we are totally serious about the Bible. Everything we do is inspired by its words.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Found it!

I think we may owe our Swiss friend an apology.

Now all we need to do is get him to accept God into his heart and move away from his heathen land before the smiting...

Is that picture that you drew Switzerland on supposed to proove anything?
You're just too much.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Is that picture that you drew Switzerland on supposed to proove anything?
You're just too much.

What are you trying to say? That not everything you find on the internet that backs up what you think is true is valid? Oh, I wonder if half that stuff you cite to back up your heretical opinions was made up by someone to make some point or other and to undermine God... Even if it's in some so-called science book it has been made up by men to explain some measurements they made and what they think those measurements mean.

What is that next to the glory of the actual witness statements of people who were there when the whole history after Creation unfolded and the testimony of people who talked to God Himself?

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What are you trying to say? That not everything you find on the internet that backs up what you think is true is valid? Oh, I wonder if half that stuff you cite to back up your heretical opinions was made up by someone to make some point or other and to undermine God... Even if it's in some so-called science book it has been made up by men to explain some measurements they made and what they think those measurements mean.

What is that next to the glory of the actual witness statements of people who were there when the whole history after Creation unfolded and the testimony of people who talked to God Himself?

You're getting dumber by the minute. You took a country that belongs to Europe and put it on a map of Africa.

I read in the Bible that its ok for 2 men to piffle eachother in the ass, my new re-edited Bible, the same way you edited the world map.

Some people choose to put their beliefs in scientifical facts that actually have been prooven correct. Others put their faith in a bullshit book of fairytales.

By the way I just spoke to God and he said you and your family is going to HELL!!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I guess Nick has a certain kind of cognitive malfunction; I’ll try my best:

När kommer du till slut lista ut Sanningen®, snorätare?

YiC, DUH

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You're getting dumber by the minute. You took a country that belongs to Europe and put it on a map of Africa.

I read in the Bible that its ok for 2 men to piffle eachother in the ass, my new re-edited Bible, the same way you edited the world map.

Some people choose to put their beliefs in scientifical facts that actually have been prooven correct. Others put their faith in a bullshit book of fairytales.

By the way I just spoke to God and he said you and your family is going to HELL!!

Deuteronomy 4:2 You shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall you take away from it, that you may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Ecclesiastes 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

It cannot be that this Swederlandish fellow cannot be redeemed, can it?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

It cannot be that this Swederlandish fellow cannot be redeemed, can it?

Against my True Christian™ duty, I’m losing my hope on this suede character. I’m afraid he might be possessed by colonic demons.

Else why shouldn’t we all just get along at praising the Lord?

YiC, DUH

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You will find Switzerland a bit to the south in Europe. SWAZILAND however is a different country and belongs to Africa.

So you are swahili instead of swiss, still it makes no difference to me, you are all heathens.

Yes, educated people who do not live in trailers can see the difference. People whos mother and father aren't realted can see the difference.

Difference is, I know I am right and I will go to heaven, so I really don't care what people think of me. Jesus said people will persecute us for being right.

On the other hand, how people see you is the most important thing for you in the world. Sadly, that is not important, important is how God sees you and looks like he hates you. Instead of whining here that you are called swiss while in fact you are swahili, you should start making things right with God.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Hi Nik, I see you still have that attitude problem. Tell me Nic, what has God done to you (other than making you a swish) that gets you panites in such a bunch?

You remind me of this fellow:

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Against my True Christian™ duty, I’m losing my hope on this suede character. I’m afraid he might be possessed by colonic demons.

Else why shouldn’t we all just get along at praising the Lord?

YiC, DUH

Because I'm making sense? Am I getting through to you? We've seen this happen over and over in history: Christians comes in contact with a human being who outsmarts them at every level.

They stop and point their finger and yell some retarded bullshit like DEMON or WITCH.

This is where you and your religion fail, whenever you can't explain something you turn to either God or some other supernatural crap.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

We've seen this happen over and over in history: Christians comes in contact with a human being who outsmarts them at every level.

Is this going to happen any time soon?

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

So you are swahili instead of swiss, still it makes no difference to me, you are all heathens.



Difference is, I know I am right and I will go to heaven, so I really don't care what people think of me. Jesus said people will persecute us for being right.

On the other hand, how people see you is the most important thing for you in the world. Sadly, that is not important, important is how God sees you and looks like he hates you. Instead of whining here that you are called swiss while in fact you are swahili, you should start making things right with God.

There we go again with the thinking, you shouldn't be doing too much of that. I am SWISH thank you very much, are you Chinese?

What you "know" and what you "think".. Friend! What will happen is, you will die an old and bitter man, the only woman you ever had sex with will probably be your mother or sister.

@James Inbredchins,

Really mature making fun of a handicapped swish kid, I can see why you turn to God, i am too fcking stupid to do anything else.


@Redeemed mormon,

If any "normal" person was to read everything that has been said in this thread I'd say it has happened about 50 times already.

(Being inbred and going to my cracker church does not count as normal)