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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by misspacman View Post
    And women dont need to behave..hehave for what?! they are allowed to do as they please.
    Oh my, you are hopeless. Look at you: you do as you please, and you fall into discredit. Really, who would want what you have?
    Repent, it is still not too late!
    Aspiring Proverbs 31 woman.
    Praise !

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Lady Effect View Post
      Oh my, you are hopeless. Look at you: you do as you please, and you fall into discredit. Really, who would want what you have?
      Repent, it is still not too late!

      Women are strong and independent and can do everything!

      In fact, both genders are capable of doing the same things
      If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

      He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

        Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
        1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
        2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
        3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
        4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
        5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
        6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
        7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
        8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
        9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
        10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."



        All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
        America is so blindfolded by God and Jesus. Why are you harrasing Sweden? Just because we figured out that Jesus don't exist? Please, the Bible is a bed story for little children. HAHA America...worst piffleing country in the world!

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          And you know what? That flag your showing is not the Swedish flag... It's Norway flag! The american people knows nothing about the world, they only focus on their own crappy country... Please learn something important and stop believe in Jesus because he don't exist and he never did! But Cranky old man you got something right: We do got sexy blonde chicks overhere! And I really don't get how you can say something bad about Abba. I hate christians! It's war in the world because of religion and America!

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by 0llasftw View Post
            America is so blindfolded by God and Jesus. Why are you harrasing Sweden? Just because we figured out that Jesus don't exist? Please, the Bible is a bed story for little children. HAHA America...worst piffleing country in the world!
            Your jealousy is a horrible thing.

            (Proverbs 27:4) "Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy?"

            Answer?

            Nobody.




            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Your jealousy is a horrible thing.

              (Proverbs 27:4) "Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy?"

              Answer?

              Nobody.




              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              Jealous about what? Please tell me...

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                [QUOTE=misspacman;841872And women dont need to behave..hehave for what?! they are allowed to do as they please. [/QUOTE]
                Oh dear...
                Titus 2:3-5
                3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; 4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, 5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                This is a common theme in the bible. Nowhere does it say women can do as they please.

                Yet again, why are you here? The Bible is our instruction manual. We're hardly going to ignore it because some person who can't even decide whether to spawn sons as God commands or to whack off his own tallywacker and pretend to be a woman says differently.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                  Did you just enjoy an evening of digging up a dead puppy and then defiling its corpse with your moist strap-on tallywacker?

                  The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead
                  Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                  Why is it wrong to have sex with dead puppies? Please explain to me. I can't figure it out why you believe being gay is okay, but loving dead puppies is not. What's the ethical difference?
                  Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                  What's the difference between a vibrator (a tool) and a dead puppy body (also a tool)?
                  Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                  Do you know what else is made of dead organic material? Indeed! Puppies!
                  Whats this obsession with deadd puppies? At least i know why you hate Sweden, sex with animal is illegal.
                  I guess you also are banned from every pet shop in your neighbourhood

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by misspacman View Post
                    I read the whole Bible. It was just another book for me. It wasnt really fun either becuase I had to understand some of its cryptic things :/
                    Have you ever read a recipe on how to bake a pie? The reading of the recipe may not be the good but the result oif following it is scrumptious! So reading the Bible may not be a delight for you but going to Heaven will be the best ever!

                    And women dont need to behave..hehave for what?! they are allowed to do as they please.
                    As long as they are willing to learn from their mistakes.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                      Women are strong and independent and can do everything!

                      In fact, both genders are capable of doing the same things
                      So you think that a man could give birth? Or that a woman could read a map?
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by 0llasftw View Post
                        And you know what? That flag your showing is not the Swedish flag... It's Denmarks flag! The american people knows nothing about the world, they only focus on their own crappy country... Please learn something important and stop believe in Jesus because he don't exist and he never did! But Cranky old man you got something right: We do got sexy blonde chicks overhere! And I really don't get how you can say something bad about Abba. I hate christians! It's war in the world because of religion and America!
                        Hahahaha, I lol'd at that post! what you say is not very true

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Konata View Post
                          Hahahaha, I lol'd at that post! what you say is not very true
                          Welcome friend! Tell me about your close and personal relationship With Jesus Christ, Our Savior!
                          You seem to be a sharp person to see through the swish shannigans!
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            So you think that a man could give birth? Or that a woman could read a map?
                            I was not talking about give birth and things like that because I thought you understood that. Silly me!

                            Anyways, a women could read a map? Why would you say that they couldn't?
                            If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

                            He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                              I was not talking about give birth and things like that because I thought you understood that. Silly me!

                              Anyways, a women could read a map? Why would you say that they couldn't?
                              I don't need a map to get around my kitchen. I can't imagine wasting time on such a thing as learning how to read a map.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                                I was not talking about give birth and things like that because I thought you understood that. Silly me!

                                Anyways, a women could read a map? Why would you say that they couldn't?
                                Women are all empty headed. I had to shorten the electrical wire on the iron so Mrs. Hutchins would stop answering it.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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