[CarolineThe Eskimo]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Ha! At least Sweden is a peaceful country. Unlike Middle East, UK, and America ( well sometimes ) In Sweden, you can cuss, smoke, drink beer, be a slut, like porn, have sex before marriage, be a virgin ( LOLOL I'm a virgin because I don't want my own kids ^^ ) let boys and girls can like flowers, manly animes, girly animes, trucks and all that stuff. In that country, they accept who you really are. They are like outcasts/Rebellious like me. They don't care what the bible says. Take that, bible thumpers!

That is true. If you are being discriminated in your contry for being gay or having "the wrong religious belife" or something like that, just come join the cool kids up here!

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Commy-ism and ungodliness is why God hates sweden. People doing sex with whoever they choose.

I knowed my wife since she was my sister a growin up and we don't do any of those commie sex things you see on TV.

In the entire 6000 year history of God's Eart has there never been a place as unholy as sweden. A BBQ pit of hellfire is awaiting these folk wit no beer to cool off wit.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I knowed my wife since she was my sister

You need to read Leviticus 18:9.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You need to read Leviticus 18:9.

I agree Brother Cranky, but it was HER that uncovered to me. I didn't rape her or nuthin. Bible ain't never said nuthin 'bout that.
Anybut, she stopped being my sister after I wedded her, she's now my wife and we got 2 kids.
I put enough 'Murcan money in the plate at Landover over the years, so I'm sure God's a gonna cut me a break when I go to heaven, might even git front row.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I agree Brother Cranky, but it was HER that uncovered to me.

She is clearly a slut but you need to stop sinning immediately and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

She is clearly a slut but you need to stop sinning immediately and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

Oh, she's goin to hell alright, I done told her that a million times. The only time she ever fulfills her wifely duty is when she fetches me a beer or goes boar huntin for the family. I ain't never sinned and if I did, I already paid for it by putting money in the plate in the name of Jesus when I coulda used that money for something else like a hooker or more beer.
Jesus likes beer or else he wouldn't make it taste like beer.

[CarolineThe Eskimo]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I knowed my wife since she was my sister a growin up and we don't do any of those commie sex things you see on TV.

You married your sister?

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You married your sister?

Well, like I mentioned earlier in this thread, she ain't my sister no more once we got hitched. The reverend pronounced us man and wife which means we ain't brother and sister now.

We are keeping our bloodline pure because we know there ain't no sub-races in our heritage.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Well, like I mentioned earlier in this thread, she ain't my sister no more once we got hitched. The reverend pronounced us man and wife which means we ain't brother and sister now.

We are keeping our bloodline pure because we know there ain't no sub-races in our heritage.

Huh, but aren't you breaking God's law by doing so?

Leviticus 18:9 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

Leviticus 18:29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

We definitely should consult the Landover Pastors about this, but it seems to me that you should be shunned.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Secular science has many reasons for the near universal incest taboo that organisms have but for the the real reasons we should look to the Bible and (obviously) Leviticus for what we should and should not do.

Clearly this fella is and insane troll who has not read the OT at all. By the same crack lot logic you could marry a cow and it would cease to be a cow and become your wife.

Do you want to marry a cow? This strikes me as the thin end of the wedge: and who would advocate beastialitism?

Only the atheist

And why would the atheist want to advocate beastialism? What is it an entry behaviour to?

That's right: anal sex

There is nothing the atheistical loves more that wringing his furtive, stinking, faeces ridden paws over a young, eager, fresh faced, clean limbed you youth with bearly the downiest of soft downy fluff on his supple young face!

All this long winded diatribe, simplyto anally abuse the posterior of said youth in his face and mouth.

People like you make me sick. I want to puke just thinking about it: if there was a law you would be against it! You will go to Hell when you die with all the dogs and wizards and some rapist. I hate you!

All the best,

Dr Niles.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Leviticus 18:9 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

But he didn't. She did.

It was much the same for Godly Lot. It may have been the same for Abraham.

GENESIS 20
1–2 And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the south country, and dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar. And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister: and Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah..
10–11 And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What sawest thou, that thou hast done this thing? And Abraham said, Because I thought, Surely the fear of God is not in this place; and they will slay me for my wife's sake.
12–16a And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife. And it came to pass, when God caused me to wander from my father's house, that I said unto her, This is thy kindness which thou shalt shew unto me; at every place whither we shall come, say of me, He is my brother. And Abimelech took sheep, and oxen, and menservants, and womenservants, and gave them unto Abraham, and restored him Sarah his wife. And Abimelech said, Behold, my land is before thee: dwell where it pleaseth thee. And unto Sarah he said, Behold, I have given thy brother a thousand pieces of silver:
KJV .. look up .. see also Numbers 36

Mr McRightman has not explained all the circumstances of his family but as landowners I'm sure there would be an inheritance involved and caution might be appropriate here [subject to Pastoral approval].

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Huh, but aren't you breaking God's law by doing so?

Leviticus 18:9 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

Leviticus 18:29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

We definitely should consult the Landover Pastors about this, but it seems to me that you should be shunned.

I splained all that before. I didn't uncover her, she uncovered ME! I know that I am home clear from God's furious wrath because I didn't break no bible laws. She wasn't fully naked anyways.

She AIN'T my sister now, she's my wife! Ya'll people out here make a big fuss over nothin'. Shucks, at least I married her after she got knocked. Ain't so many men do that no more.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I splained all that before. I didn't uncover her, she uncovered ME! I know that I am home clear from God's furious wrath because I didn't break no bible laws. She wasn't fully naked anyways.

If she raped you, wouldn't that make her a whore? In this case, stoning would be much more reasonable solution that marriage (Deuteronomy 22:21), wouldn't it?

She AIN'T my sister now, she's my wife! Ya'll people out here make a big fuss over nothin'. Shucks, at least I married her after she got knocked. Ain't so many men do that no more.

I'll just repeat after Dr. Niles:

By the same crack lot logic you could marry a cow and it would cease to be a cow and become your wife.

Do you want to marry a cow? This strikes me as the thin end of the wedge: and who would advocate beastialitism?

Marrying own sister was allowed before God gave His laws to Moses (because God's laws are not retroactive; Romans 5:13). After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If she raped you, wouldn't that make her a whore? In this case, stoning would be much more reasonable solution that marriage (Deuteronomy 22:21), wouldn't it?

No because a whore does it for money and my wife is for free. You can try to stone her if ya want, but she just gonna pick up the rocks and throw them back at ya, so you better be quick. I know this already.

I'll just repeat after Dr. Niles:

Marrying own sister was allowed before God gave His laws to Moses (because God's laws are not retroactive; Romans 5:13). After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).

Bottom line is I ain't got a sister NO MORE, she is my wife now, the reverend said so when we hitched. Yeah, she's a cow so I don't see how your analogy fits. Done called her that plenty of times.
Don't try to destroy a good Christian family like mine is, or God will cast his anger down upon you like number 3 crashing into the wall at Daytona which was foretold in the bible btw.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).

My dear sister in Christ, please do reread this passage and meditate on what the LORD is saying here. Mr. McRightman is not in Israel, he is in the Ozarks. Also, I'm sure if Mrs. McRightman was not in agreement this arrangement in the beginning, Mr. McRightman did the right thing by her and shaved her head, trimmed her nails, and gave her ample time to adjust (Deuteronomy 21:10-14).