[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

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[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

You know what, I'm not even going to start arguing about stereotypes. I'm just not bothered. Sorry if I've offended anyone or broken any rules etc - I literally only joined a few minutes ago.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus

fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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[Humongous]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

english is queen kissin round tablers. nuff said.

[JustGotSaved]

english is queen kissin round tablers. nuff said.

You know, I think I like this .... woman
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[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

english is queen kissin round tablers. nuff said.

You know, I think I like this .... woman
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Please tell me one of you is sterile!

[Kittens_r_Yummy]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Erm 1) that's not how you spell BRITAIN and 2) that does not appear to be our flag but the flag of New Zealand. Beautiful country and you do get points for trying because it includes the Union Jack (name for the British flag) but I'm afraid you don't get the prize

[Kittens_r_Yummy]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never lets me watch British TV!

It's upsetting that you're so young and you believe this stuff. I'm sorry that the only people who will want to associate with you and actually accept you will be this community and that the Chauvinistic slob you will be eventually married off to will treat you no better than a household tool and never in your life will you know the respect you truly deserve

[ker578]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

At first I thought this was hilarious; then I realised you were actually serious and I became depressed. I know Americans struggle with writing English properly but can you not spell 'Britain' properly? Come on you can do it! It is only foreigners (particularly ignorant Americans) who cannot tell the difference between England, Great Britain and the UK. The country has been called the UK since 1801. Look on Wikipedia; it would take you 20 seconds to educate your shrivelled American cerebellum which has been infected with American porn and indoctrinated by the worst education system in the West. The USA is part of the West because it was colonised by the greatest country on the planet (look at a map from the early 20th century – I assume your redneck mind can understand what I am writing in English). The evil USA then proceeded to kill the natives and steal their land, and went on to worship money rather than God, pump out 89% of the world's porn, destroy democracy in Guatemala and Chile, kill millions in Vietnam (a war which the primitive poorly-trained animals couldn’t win) and have become obese, feeding off the resources of other nations. The godless USA colonists also run around shooting each other like animals and are the most violent and godless society in the West. Everyone on the planet has woken up to this truth and now hates them. Intensely. We pray that the USA gets destroyed soon and all the godhating Americans are removed from the face of the planet before they invade another oil-rich nation (I hope you are following me, this being written in standard English and not some weird bastardised form of the language). God hates the USA; always has, always will. P.S. How you can mix up the flags of the UK and New Zealand is utterly beyond comprehension - this really must be a joke??!! Death to the USA anyway!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Death to the USA anyway!

Hello bigot and welcome to friendliest forum in internet. I thank you for using your valuable time to persecute us.

Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Allo ker, you silly boy, you!

We pray that the USA gets destroyed soon and all the godhating Americans are removed from the face of the planet before they invade another oil-rich nation

Which oil rich nation is that, silly boy, that America has invaded but your foolish little island has not???

I'm waiting!

[Barry]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Hello Ker and welcome to God's favourite forum. Before you start being critical of how Americans spell things, I think you ought first to get your own house in order. I believe you miss spelled your own name by missing off the "Wan". Also for somebody so concerned about gramatical correctness, you managed to write all that, without any paragraphing, what so ever. Even the post script at the end was part of the main text. Astonishing!

I have to admit to a certain amount of discomfort and embarrassment reading these spitefull, hate mongering, anti-American diatribes, that crop up from time from my compatriots and countrymen. If there could be one thing that would proove beyond all doubt, that God hates Briton, it would be to populate these isles with people such as Wan?Ker. Illiterate, hatefull people, more interested in mocking and ridiculing God's current favourite nation rather than taking positive footsteps to win back his devine affection.

[ker578]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Sorry. The world and I do not hate individual Americans (as I would hope the op. thread writer recognises that it is illogical to hate individual Britons or individuals of any nationality). The world hates the USA (Rev. 17:16). I am a USA citizen. Americans need to get out of the USA. I was incensed with the blind hatred and silly stereotypes in the thread. It was childish to repay like for like.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

It is only foreigners (particularly ignorant Americans) who cannot tell the difference between England, Great Britain and the UK.

Now you know this is not true don't you? I agree that most British people could find England on a map however if you walked up to an average chav in an estate and said " Can you please explain to me the difference between Great Britain, The United Kingdom and The British Isles?"

What percentage could give you a correct coherent answer? I am guessing it will be about 2%. What's your guess really?

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Sorry. The world and I do not hate individual Americans (as I would hope the op. thread writer recognises that it is illogical to hate individual Britons or individuals of any nationality). The world hates the USA (Rev. 17:16). I am a USA citizen. Americans need to get out of the USA. I was incensed with the blind hatred and silly stereotypes in the thread. It was childish to repay like for like.

Son, you need a logic class. How can you hate the whole USA without hating any of the individuals that constitute it? You are one of the stupidest unsaved trash I have seen all afternoon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Sorry. The world and I do not hate individual Americans (as I would hope the op. thread writer recognises that it is illogical to hate individual Britons or individuals of any nationality). The world hates the USA (Rev. 17:16). I am a USA citizen. Americans need to get out of the USA. I was incensed with the blind hatred and silly stereotypes in the thread. It was childish to repay like for like.

Were does it say we TRUE Christians(tm) hate ether Britain or America friend? It's why God hates the British scum and why God HIMSELF is punishing them with gum disease, VAT tax and Prince Charles. The English scum have done no offense to me, but they have a lot to answer for with Jesus.