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  • #46
    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    no form of oral hygiene whatsoever
    Is this a reference to the Irish national airline merging with Cunard?

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    • #47
      Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

      This is just a quickly, from one of the Britts who's teeth offend you so badly.

      A) Did you know God is all forgiving? It's probably a good job considering you guys are 'carrying out His work'.

      I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie? Unless you are a TRUE native, and by this I mean
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States
      , then your ancestors are either British, Spanish or African.. or possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.

      Just saying, with love.

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      • #48
        Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

        Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post
        A) Did you know God is all forgiving?
        You're talking nonsense. Did you ever bother to even open a Bible?

        Matthew 12:31 "Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."

        your ancestors are either British, Spanish or African.. or possibly any other variation of OTHER nations
        My ancestors are Americans.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #49
          Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

          Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post
          I'd quite like you to read up on your history, dear friends. Have you forgotten where you roots lie?
          So you are not British? You are Pict or Hibernian whom your ancestors drove off you small, wet, cold island? (You will know if you are a Pict, they are like dark-haired dwarves; Hibernians are ginger and drunk.)
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          • #50
            Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

            1. Our NHS is free and therefore we are the ones helping those in need.
            2. The obesity rate in the Uk is much less than it is in the US
            3. [QUOTE]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex./QUOTE]
            What about Elvis?
            4. I wouldn't slag off us Brits because all white Americans are from Britain and the rest of Europe and America was a British colony. DON'T CRITICIZE YOUR ANCESTORS.

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            • #51
              Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

              PRAISE JESUS!!

              God hates the brits!!

              That's great to hear.



              Then again..... it might prove that your thread about god hating the irish is true......... after all, he stuck us beside the hateful fiends

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              • #52
                Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post
                [ . . ] your ancestors are [ . . . ] possibly any other variation of OTHER nations.
                Nothing gets past you, does it?

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                • #53
                  Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                  Ummm.... Why would God hate anyone? Isn't he supposed to LOVE everyone? Why... My King Jame's bible must be broken ;]
                  But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven. -Matthew 19:14

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                  • #54
                    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                    Originally posted by PartyPoison View Post
                    Ummm.... Why would God hate anyone? Isn't he supposed to LOVE everyone? Why... My King Jame's bible must be broken ;]
                    Indeed it must be. Here are a few. Maybe these will help kickstart your KJV.

                    Romans 9:13
                    As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

                    Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

                    Luke 14:26
                    If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                    Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

                    Here are another 115 or so verses dealing with the word hate in the Bible.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #55
                      Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                      Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
                      Nothing gets past you, does it?
                      I'm just making a point. One way or another, quite recently, your nation eloped from many different countries, to the Americas. So technically you are not native to the country, thus you should also be worried that God might hate you too.

                      But who am I to say who God does and doesn't hate. I am not him, therefore I cannot answer for him.

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                      • #56
                        Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                        Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post

                        But who am I to say who God does and doesn't hate. I am not him, therefore I cannot answer for him.
                        You don't have to because it's all in the Bible. It's written in black and white how much clearer could the instructions be? You claim to be a Baptist, but have you ever even read The Bible?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #57
                          Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          You don't have to because it's all in the Bible. It's written in black and white how much clearer could the instructions be? You claim to be a Baptist, but have you ever even read The Bible?
                          Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.

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                          • #58
                            Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                            Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post
                            Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.
                            Throw away that children's Bible and get a real one!

                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #59
                              Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                              Originally posted by BritishBaptist View Post
                              Multiple times! However I have not read the same bible as you, I'm afraid. This must be why our opinions clash. I know that they're all supposed to have the same meaning, but I can't fish the quotes your giving me out of my copy.
                              What translation are you using?

                              I believe I have shown you already where they vary little in their language.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #60
                                Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                                It's as if we're reading two different Bibles... How could that be?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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