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  • IbestalkingfromBelgium
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    • Dec 2010
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    #376
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Hi satan, I am one of your incubi. I have been banned from the earth because of my hellish actions.

    But now seriously, I will give you one valid point to consider. Your precious James King Bible talks about Belgium, but how is that possible? The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830. Please get your facts straight and don't give me any christian bullshit because God probably might not even exist. People like you should be herded up in groups and expelled from our society, since you hold up any research and people who do want to have the world progress for the benefit of everyone. Your religion is a joke: christianity is the religion that has pedophile priests (and they don't JUST exist in Belgium, they exist in YOUR country too).

    Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?

    Please come to your senses (you might want to try a site called Wikipedia to learn about facts established in the world),
    Goodbye.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #377
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by IbestalkingfromBelgium View Post
      But now seriously, I will give you one valid point to consider. Your precious James King Bible talks about Belgium, but how is that possible?
      It doesn't mention Belgium by name. How is that valid?

      Originally posted by IbestalkingfromBelgium View Post
      The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830. Please get your facts straight and don't give me any christian bullshit because God probably might not even exist. People like you should be herded up in groups and expelled from our society, since you hold up any research and people who do want to have the world progress for the benefit of everyone.
      There's that vaunted liberal tolerance we have all gotten to know and love.

      Originally posted by IbestalkingfromBelgium View Post
      Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?
      Thank goodness Belgium wouldn't know anything about that. I'm sure Leopold II treated them much better than history has portrayed him.


      Originally posted by IbestalkingfromBelgium View Post
      Please come to your senses (you might want to try a site called Wikipedia to learn about facts established in the world),
      Goodbye.
      Um, okay. Bye then.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Yea-tho-we-walk
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        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 390

        #378
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by imbelgian View Post
        This is the most retarded forum ever.

        First off, Jesus didn't exist. He's just a silly make-believe figure you mormons have conjured up because you can't deal with your problems by yourself. Hey, atleast someone loves you then I guess?

        Secondly, americans are soooo friggin stupid. I knew they were braindead but this forum just confirms my suspicions. Raping a girl is not good. Trust me, it's not good. Honestly, it really isn't. Just goes to show how piffleed up you guys really are.

        I'm really looking forward to listening to you guys. As soon as you inbred, brainwashed idiots get the time to stop reading that horrible book, let me know

        <3 satan
        Imbelgian, please read your King James Bible about Jesus telling the people NOT to live by bread alone (Jesus was referring to Belgian waffles in this passage). Yes, Bible scholars have long proved that eating bread or Belgian waffles, made of bread is an abomination. Since you people stole the recipe for your infamous waffles, have you noticed the amount of 'act of God' disasters has been skyrocketing? Please check your facts before posting, it only makes you look bad. Do you think that sodomy is running rampant in your streets for no reason? Again, it is your sin of gluttony with your filthy, demonic waffles that will soon destroy what is left of your so called country. Praise His Holy name!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22840

          #379
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by IbestalkingfromBelgium View Post
          The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830.
          Are you suggesting God created Belgium?
          christianity is the religion that has pedophile priests (and they don't JUST exist in Belgium, they exist in YOUR country too).
          You are confusing us with Catlix – Catlix are not Christians.
          Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?
          One Name for you – Marc Dutroux. Satan walks in the Dutch Province of Belgian.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • BigChirstguy
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            • Dec 2010
            • 2

            #380
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Yeah piffle those sinners in Belgium. They are going to hell

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            • bcomplex
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              • Dec 2010
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              #381
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by ChocolateCrispy View Post
              You have done no research at all. Where are your sources...

              You write text but don't tell us where you got these lies from!

              Belgian does exist!

              Dutch is not a demonic language. It's pretty racist to say it's a demonic language!
              Hellyeah you racist bastards! You'll probably go to hell for that! and for all the other stupid things you stupid americans do

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              • homelandsecurity
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                • Dec 2010
                • 4

                #382
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist christian
                1. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

                2. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

                3. You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

                4. Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua"

                5. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascend

                6. You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing t

                7. You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "to

                8. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

                9. You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

                10. You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #383
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Did you cut & paste that yourself, or did your mum help you?

                  Anyway, barking up the wrong tree pal. We are proud to be Fundamentalist True Christians(TM).
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • homelandsecurity
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                    • Dec 2010
                    • 4

                    #384
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    You know you are a christian Fundamentalist when...

                    1. You get sexually excited in church while you're singing a hymnal.

                    2. You are against same sex marriage because it will destroy the sanctity of marriage even though you have been divorced.

                    3. You believe that a compassionate god let Hurricane Katrina kill thousands because prayer was taken out of public schools.

                    4. You voted for Bush.

                    5. You believe Bush is doing god's will.

                    6. You believe anyone who disagrees with your belief is going to hell.

                    7. You believe that a god speaks to people.

                    8. You believe what Pat Robertson says.

                    9. You just gave your tithe and now you and your family are eating hot dogs for a month 'cause that was the last of your paycheck.

                    10. You believe halloween is really an evil holiday.

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                    • homelandsecurity
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                      • Dec 2010
                      • 4

                      #385
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Copy paste hell yeah!
                      It's what Fundamentalist True Christians™ do constantly with their bibles to make evil profit out of naive souls!

                      Why is Fundamentalist True Christians™ trademarked???

                      Belgium cries about people like you because we are jealous of America!

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22840

                        #386
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        True Christian(tm) is tradmarked because so many "social gatherings and clubs" e.g. Methodists, Luterans, LDS, JWs, etc call themselves "Christians" - I have even heard that Catlix call themselves "Christians"!!! Only at Landover are we "True Christians(tm)" as we follow the Lord's Word to the letter!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #387
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by homelandsecurity View Post

                          1. You get sexually excited in church while you're singing a hymnal.
                          You can't sing a "hymnal".

                          2. You are against same sex marriage because it will destroy the sanctity of marriage even though you have been divorced.
                          Correct.

                          3. You believe that a compassionate god let Hurricane Katrina kill thousands because prayer was taken out of public schools.
                          Correct, although I object to the word compassionate.

                          4. You voted for Bush.
                          Duh!

                          5. You believe Bush is doing god's will.
                          This is a very old list isn't it. But yes, he was, unlike Osambo.

                          6. You believe anyone who disagrees with your belief is going to hell.
                          Correct.

                          7. You believe that a god speaks to people.
                          Correct.

                          8. You believe what Pat Robertson says.
                          Most of the time, although I think he's a bit liebral at times.

                          9. You just gave your tithe and now you and your family are eating hot dogs for a month 'cause that was the last of your paycheck.
                          What's wrong with that?

                          10. You believe halloween is really an evil holiday.
                          Correct.

                          Friend, I'm afraid I don't get your point.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • homelandsecurity
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                            • Dec 2010
                            • 4

                            #388
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            God promised to preserve His words (Psa. 12:6-7; Mat. 24:35). There has to be a preserved copy of God's pure words somewhere. If it isn't the KJV, then what is it?

                            Belgium trully exists, why could we otherwise reply to this true christian wonderfull forum

                            god bless Belgium

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22840

                              #389
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Don't schools in South Holland teach you to think? Psa. 12:6-7 tells US to preserve His Word, and as you say, that is in KJV1611.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #390
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Apart from the horrendous Swedish or German language here, there is so much in this video that is wrong. Filmed in Belgium, of course.
                                And what's a 'snaybahlla' they keep going on about.

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