[Attila's Wife]

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Don't you just love it when the French try to do technology?

They have spent $20.5 BILLION on 2,000 new trains that are too wide to fit the platforms.

Merde alors!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Don't you just love it when the French try to do technology?

They have spent $20.5 BILLION on 2,000 new trains that are too wide to fit the platforms.

Merde alors!

Oh, I know many people who buy French cars, because they are so cheap. The only problem is, that moving with those vehicles is a little bit difficult.

[Basilissa]

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Don't you just love it when the French try to do technology?

They have spent $20.5 BILLION on 2,000 new trains that are too wide to fit the platforms.

Merde alors!

Who knows, maybe they were thinking ahead to the time when France surrenders to Putin (one hour after the Russians declare a war against them), and decided to make trains that would run on the Russian tracks, which are wider than standard European tracks?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Who knows, maybe they were thinking ahead to the time when France surrenders to Putin (one hour after the Russians declare a war against them), and decided to make trains that would run on the Russian tracks, which are wider than standard European tracks?

Finland is already ready for Putin, Russian tracks are already here! Come Vladimir, that would be a good thing to this atheist-homo-eskimo land.

[Attila's Wife]

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You have a train in Finland? Well done! Or do you just have the tracks?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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You have a train in Finland? Well done! Or do you just have the tracks?

The trains are made in Italy.

[Ex-soccer player]

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The trains are made in Italy.

Italy? Maybe the surrender monkeys are afraid of a little invasion from north-east. They might think about a comfortable way to surrender and escape really fast through Italy. Instead of running as fast as they can with arms wide open they could use trains, waving white flags out of the windows Of course when they reach the sea they have the next problem but frogs are known to be exellent swimmers.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Yes, only problem with those italian trains is that they have no notion of time

[Attila's Wife]

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Yes, only problem with those italian trains is that they have no notion of time

Nonsense! We in Britain have a saying: "You can say what you like about Mussolini, but at least he made the trains run on time."

(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled. The British railway system, with its hopelessly optimistic timetables, has much to learn from the Eyetalians.)

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Nonsense! We in Britain have a saying: "You can say what you like about Mussolini, but at least he made the trains run on time."

(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled. The British railway system, with its hopelessly optimistic timetables, has much to learn from the Eyetalians.)

The explanation for problems in this eskimo-land might be the -30 (-22 °F) degrees wintertime, which God almost every winter in His Great Wisdom gives us Job 37:10

[Alphonse Alban]

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I'm sure French made those Pendolinos just to piss people off!

[Basilissa]

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(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled.

In other words, if someone wants to get somewhere quickly, taking the bicycle or even walking briskly is preferable to taking the train (1 mi/20 minutes = 3 mi/hr)?



How different from our Godly country, where aside from a few big cities there is no public transportation, everybody has a car, and posted speed limits on the highways are more sort of loose guidelines rather than actual requirements!

[Attila's Wife]

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In other words, if someone wants to get somewhere quickly, taking the bicycle or even walking briskly is preferable to taking the train (1 mi/20 minutes = 3 mi/hr)?

Yes, if there are roads then the bicycle is how you get somewhere in a hurry in Catlick Italy. In even-more-Catlick-Spain, where there are fewer roads, the peasants travel on foot. I am told that in Poland, the ass remains the preferred method of transport - obviously this is mere hearsay, as I have never visited that Godless hellhole.

[Basilissa]

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Yes, if there are roads then the bicycle is how you get somewhere in a hurry in Catlick Italy. In even-more-Catlick-Spain, where there are fewer roads, the peasants travel on foot. I am told that in Poland, the ass remains the preferred method of transport - obviously this is mere hearsay, as I have never visited that Godless hellhole.

Polish asses are certainly easy to ride, but from what I understand, castrated cattle is the transportation choice of preference.


Here is a typical Polish guy with his "car." Being Polish, he runs behind it instead of riding.

However, Polish also have developed a large toy car, but they didn't take this idea one step further into making a real car:


(It's actually a Polish toy version of the Italian Fiat).
I'm told that four Polish people can fit into that toy. (However, one average-sized American would fill the whole thing).

[Dutch Girl]

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I'm told that four Polish people can fit into that toy. (However, one average-sized American would fill the whole thing).

It almost sounds as if you are proud of that.