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  • #631
    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    Originally posted by RedemptionForAll View Post
    After all, I believe in Redemption for everyone!
    Even Osama Bin Laden? I don't know if I can worship a god with you who would redeem that wicked soul.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #632
      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by RedemptionForAll View Post
      it just makes me sick. What kind of christians are you? Do you really think that this is acceptable? I mean, is that what you got from Jesus teachings? Racism is just not ok, and even more at the current times! But then again I start seeing that this forum is not really a tipical religious website (what a relief).
      Please explain to us how you think we get the Bible wrong and what you think it actually says.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • #633
        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Two years ago, I was on a mission to europstain. I was bringing KJV Bible to all the third world countries there. As was customary, I would do a series of fly buys at 500 feet in the G550 to get a lay of the land and see the sights without having to interact with natives. Portugal looked like a reasonably nice place. So with happy anticipation I landed at Lisbon.
        As soon as the door was opened, I was assaulted by the most putrid smell. Worse than the gooks in 'Nam. Obviously, Looks can be deceiving. I knew my visit was going to be just long enough to off load the Bibles to the missionaries there (apparently a lack of olfactory receptors was a prerequisite) and get my wheels up.
        What I had thought were lovely buildings turned out to be neatly stacked tampons and fecal wipes. Women with braided arm pit hair tried to sell me their daughters (like they were worth anything - Who wants a girl with a mustache). The men all had faces that looked like the surface of a dart board, all pockmarked and scabbed over.
        Needless to say, I restarted the engines, and did my roll out before the tower could say anything. Can you believe, one had climbed on to my left wing landing gear and I had to shake him off at 1,000'! It was the closest I have ever come to 'Hell on Earth'.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #634
          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Two years ago, I was on a mission to europstain. I was bringing KJV Bible to all the third world countries there. As was customary, I would do a series of fly buys at 500 feet in the G550 to get a lay of the land and see the sights without having to interact with natives. Portugal looked like a reasonably nice place. So with happy anticipation I landed at Lisbon.
          As soon as the door was opened, I was assaulted by the most putrid smell. Worse than the gooks in 'Nam. Obviously, Looks can be deceiving. I knew my visit was going to be just long enough to off load the Bibles to the missionaries there (apparently a lack of olfactory receptors was a prerequisite) and get my wheels up.
          What I had thought were lovely buildings turned out to be neatly stacked tampons and fecal wipes. Women with braided arm pit hair tried to sell me their daughters (like they were worth anything - Who wants a girl with a mustache). The men all had faces that looked like the surface of a dart board, all pockmarked and scabbed over.
          Needless to say, I restarted the engines, and did my roll out before the tower could say anything. Can you believe, one had climbed on to my left wing landing gear and I had to shake him off at 1,000'! It was the closest I have ever come to 'Hell on Earth'.
          God bless you, brother. Your Christian kindness knows no bounds!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #635
            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            English:
            Dear portuguese! they're right! we're shit! we don't even have brains! I'm gonna get drunk for lunch
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • #636
              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              After so many replies to the thread, we decided to let Portuguese have another go. So this year we went to Tenerife. I have to admit, that it was better this time, we even got decent American food. I think the place was owned by Americans (Playa de las Americas?). Anyway, friendlier people and no-one was trying to force catlic faith to us.

              Maybe I was too fast to judge all Portuguese.

              YiC, M
              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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              • #637
                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                God is against racism and xenophoby. God is peace among every human being. God knows no race, country, culture, God loves everybody. So being racist as you are is a SIN and for it you all will be burned in hell, as you are feeding Satan with all that hatred. You are no christians, you are satanists indisguise. I feel pity for you.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #638
                  Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by Lvsitanus View Post
                  God is against racism and xenophoby. God is peace among every human being. God knows no race, country, culture, God loves everybody. So being racist as you are is a SIN and for it you all will be burned in hell, as you are feeding Satan with all that hatred. You are no christians, you are satanists indisguise. I feel pity for you.
                  Got any scripture to back that nonsense up or are you just another one who has invented God v1.1 in his head?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #639
                    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Racism is a SIN. I will pray for you when you die to be burned in hell. You deserve that.

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Got any scripture to back that nonsense up or are you just another one who has invented God v1.1 in his head?
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #640
                      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      Originally posted by Lvsitanus View Post
                      Racism is a SIN. I will pray for you when you die to be burned in hell. You deserve that.
                      LBC is strongly against racism and full obey biblical views. We urge you to report any case of racism immediately to the senior pastors.

                      YiC, M
                      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                      • #641
                        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Sure, I will start with this thread and with yiu.

                        Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                        LBC is strongly against racism and full obey biblical views. We urge you to report any case of racism immediately to the senior pastors.

                        YiC, M
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • #642
                          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Not to your satanist pastors, but to legal authorities of this country. You should all die in hell. I will pray for that. DIE IN HELL YOU SINFUL AND SATANIST SOUTHERN BAPTISTS.

                          Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                          LBC is strongly against racism and full obey biblical views. We urge you to report any case of racism immediately to the senior pastors.

                          YiC, M
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #643
                            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Originally posted by Lvsitanus View Post
                            ...DIE IN HELL YOU SINFUL AND SATANIST SOUTHERN BAPTISTS.
                            Read your Bible, idiot. Nothing dies in Hell.

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                            • #644
                              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by Lvsitanus View Post
                              Not to your satanist pastors, but to legal authorities of this country. You should all die in hell. I will pray for that. DIE IN HELL YOU SINFUL AND SATANIST SOUTHERN BAPTISTS.
                              Dear Garlic-eating stinking little spastic dago wop bastard;

                              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling poisoned paella to tourists to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #645
                                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Got any scripture to back that nonsense up or are you just another one who has invented God v1.1 in his head?
                                Originally posted by Lvsitanus View Post
                                Racism is a SIN. I will pray for you when you die to be burned in hell. You deserve that.
                                Ah, Captain Non Sequitur, we've been expecting you.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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