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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #871
    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    Are you a witch?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Morganna
      Unsaved trash, dago gypsy
      • Jan 2013
      • 9

      #872
      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Are you a witch?
      No. Witches are hideous and i am a beautiful woman so i can't be one.
      Exodus 22:18
      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #873
        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Originally posted by Morganna View Post
        No. Witches are hideous and i am a beautiful woman so i can't be one.
        Where are you getting your information about witches and how to identify them from?

        Also why do you think anyone cares about the history of your Catholic hell hole? We're here to praise Jesus.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Odja odja
          Unsaved trash, filthy foreign witch
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2013
          • 4

          #874
          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Where are you getting your information about witches and how to identify them from?

          Also why do you think anyone cares about the history of your Catholic hell hole? We're here to praise Jesus.
          I was reading this trash post and i saw once more mentally retarded people who belong to america , pls do not call us trash cause you americans don't have any history , dont judge us either any country from europe cause we all have a history beside you ( Americans : they live in a land discovered by an italian , named after an italian they stole European culture because they don't own one, they only have 200 years of history ( While portugal has 3000 years of history ) , you dont own any language but you dare to insult other cultures ... it's funny ins't it ?
          When you live in a country discovered by italians and is half spanish lands buyed by the government ( Los angeles , Puerto rico , Santa barbara and so on ... )
          9/11 and all the other stuff that happened to america thats some kind of message that your lovely "God" is trying is sending to you

          And by the way , I speak fluent English ( The real english , the one that is spoken in england , not your crap )

          So pls Apply Cold water to the burned area and shut down this pifflein post dumb americans

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #875
            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
            I was reading this trash post and i saw once more mentally retarded people who belong to america , pls do not call us trash cause you americans don't have any history , dont judge us either any country from europe cause we all have a history beside you ( Americans : they live in a land discovered by an italian , named after an italian they stole European culture because they don't own one, they only have 200 years of history ( While portugal has 3000 years of history ) , you dont own any language but you dare to insult other cultures ... it's funny ins't it ?
            When you live in a country discovered by italians and is half spanish lands buyed by the government ( Los angeles , Puerto rico , Santa barbara and so on ... )
            9/11 and all the other stuff that happened to america thats some kind of message that your lovely "God" is trying is sending to you

            And by the way , I speak fluent English ( The real english , the one that is spoken in england , not your crap )

            So pls Apply Cold water to the burned area and shut down this pifflein post dumb americans
            Next time someone claims that the Portuguese aren't rude, think about this post.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth

            P.S. Please make your way to the Introduction Forum and make a thread of your own. We want to get to know you!
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #876
              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
              I was reading this trash post and i saw once more mentally retarded people who belong to america , pls do not call us trash cause you americans don't have any history , dont judge us either any country from europe cause we all have a history beside you ( Americans : they live in a land discovered by an italian , named after an italian they stole European culture because they don't own one, they only have 200 years of history ( While portugal has 3000 years of history ) , you dont own any language but you dare to insult other cultures ... it's funny ins't it ?
              When you live in a country discovered by italians and is half spanish lands buyed by the government ( Los angeles , Puerto rico , Santa barbara and so on ... )
              9/11 and all the other stuff that happened to america thats some kind of message that your lovely "God" is trying is sending to you

              And by the way , I speak fluent English ( The real english , the one that is spoken in england , not your crap )

              So pls Apply Cold water to the burned area and shut down this pifflein post dumb americans
              Hi Odja odja, welcome to our friendly forums!

              It matters not where our citizenship is today, for True Christians™ are citizens of Heaven! (Philippians 3:20) Therefore, your insults are of no avail to us. They do, however, reveal the atheistic characteristic that is the Portu-geese. Thank you for your contribution.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Odja odja
                Unsaved trash, filthy foreign witch
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2013
                • 4

                #877
                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Next time someone claims that the Portuguese aren't rude, think about this post.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth

                P.S. Please make your way to the Introduction Forum and make a thread of your own. We want to get to know you!
                So someone seems mad now sending me private messages and stuff just 1 guy to shutdown 50 americans im sorry to tell your but all your arguments are invalid

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #878
                  Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
                  So someone seems mad now sending me private messages and stuff just 1 guy to shutdown 50 americans im sorry to tell your but all your arguments are invalid


                  You are the only one who seems to be mad.

                  (Psalms 37:8) "Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil."

                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #879
                    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
                    So someone seems mad now sending me private messages and stuff just 1 guy to shutdown 50 americans im sorry to tell your but all your arguments are invalid
                    Oh my! Why didn't you join here ten years earlier to let us know all our beliefs and ideas are entirely wrong? You could've saved us so much time and money on running these forums!

                    Now that you're here, I'm sure you'll be made an administrator in no time at all and can get us on the right path.
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                    • Odja odja
                      Unsaved trash, filthy foreign witch
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 4

                      #880
                      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


                      You are the only one who seems to be mad.

                      (Psalms 37:8) "Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil."

                      YiC,

                      Zech
                      I aint even mad son you're the on who's sending me messages and now being all friendly when you guys were telling bad stuff about portugal and so on ...

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29433

                        #881
                        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
                        I aint even mad son you're the on who's sending me messages and now being all friendly when you guys were telling bad stuff about portugal and so on ...
                        Welcome friend. Now I know you 'people' are not the sharpest nails in the box so please read the following slowly. Ask for help from your caregiver with the big words.

                        I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

                        Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

                        New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

                        We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #882
                          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          I get it now. Portugal must be the most pure and innocent country in all of the world. Is that how you want it to be?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #883
                            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
                            I aint even mad son you're the on who's sending me messages and now being all friendly when you guys were telling bad stuff about portugal and so on ...
                            Would you like for me to send you another "message" friend?

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                            • Bob4God
                              Moderator
                              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                              Hands folded for Jesus
                               
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 5274

                              #884
                              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by Odja odja View Post
                              I aint even mad son you're the on who's sending me messages and now being all friendly when you guys were telling bad stuff about portugal and so on ...
                              Portugal tells bad things of itself. We are merely relaying the message.

                              If the stinky, unwashed Portuguese had not spat in the face of JESUS CHRIST, He might've blessed them with wealth, low crime rates, and a world-class healthcare system like we enjoy in America.

                              Instead, they are overrun with drugs, gambling, prostitution, violence, and poverty.

                              GOD blesses those who obey Him.
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                              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                              - Proverbs 15:3

                              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                              • Odja odja
                                Unsaved trash, filthy foreign witch
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 4

                                #885
                                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                                Oh my! Why didn't you join here ten years earlier to let us know all our beliefs and ideas are entirely wrong? You could've saved us so much time and money on running these forums!

                                Now that you're here, I'm sure you'll be made an administrator in no time at all and can get us on the right path.
                                I dont care about god i really dont , I would ever ever accept sutch a thing on this kind of forums you all should read a book called "Caim" by José Saramago it will show you another perspective of life beside god .
                                Enough said i just created a acc to show you that all your arguments are invalid .

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