[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

Great real, Muslims kill people because their invisible sky king Allah tells them to. Were do Christians kill anyone because Allah tells us to? You Canadians can be so retarded at times.

[Talitha]

Re: Canada

i completely agree with you. normally i treat things said over the interbet as not being serious, because people will say a lot more hatred things over the internet, and not in real life.


as for the location of the chruch, im going to go into some deep research and find out exactly where it is. youll be getting a hell of a lot of mail from me.

You can email a Pastor whenever you wish.
Our address is confidential but a Pastor might let you have it.
It won't make any difference until you get Saved.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

i think i might get on to seeing where your so called "Church" is located. im extremely interested in sitting down with you and having an interview.

Because of the sensitive nature of the work Landover Baptist Church does for the present Administration, the US Department of Faith (DoF) has repeatedly warned us about terrorist threats. By agreement with the DoF, and with the agreement of President G W Bush, the address is classified Secret.

Only the DOF and True Christians™ are privy to that knowledge. Landover has been blanked off Google Earth and other maps. The last time it was shown on a map of Iowa was in 1957.

However, I will attach a couple of photos to show that Landover can be found:

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far froom where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just incase.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far froom where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just incase.

You're threats have earned you a stay in Quarantine.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far from where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just in case.

We do not allow either pet birds or the playing of games. So whatever sort of bat you bring, you should leave it somewhere safe in Freehold.

There is a security ring around Landover Baptist Church, you won't even get within telephoto lens distance.

But don't let that stop you from visiting Iowa.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

We do not allow either pet birds or the playing of games.

I suddenly remember the phrase "Bat Out Of Hell" Brother Batfire. Must be from my unsaved days. Gluttony also comes to mind. Oh, the miracles He forces upon our tiny brains.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Because of the sensitive nature of the work Landover Baptist Church does for the present Administration, the US Department of Faith (DoF) has repeatedly warned us about terrorist threats. By agreement with the DoF, and with the agreement of President G W Bush, the address is classified Secret.

Only the DOF and True Christians™ are privy to that knowledge. Landover has been blanked off Google Earth and other maps. The last time it was shown on a map of Iowa was in 1957.

However, I will attach a couple of photos to show that Landover can be found:

looks a bit like your church sign I would say.


Is this mockery the work of evil muslim terrorists?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Something needs to be done to the access at Landover. Members shouldn't need to turn left to enter the driveway.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

the godess dun hate canada were the best country eva! canadian grrlz kick but!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

the godess dun hate canada were the best country eva! canadian grrlz kick but!

It's good that they can do something. Spelling obviously isn't on the list.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Something needs to be done to the access at Landover. Members shouldn't need to turn left to enter the driveway.

Incisive as usual Brother! We should have one of those European traffic circles further up the road in the middle of the Holy Cross Roads. Folks would have to go back on themselves and turn right. The confusion would doubtless cull a few Unsaved™.

[Alastor]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I'm bringing a bat too.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi i'm new here, i was wondering. How come when i smoke weed with bible paper, it never works well. I mean the paper goes all in my eyes and shit and hurts. And worst of all, it wastes good weed. Or decent weed. Even the song books from the church don't work too well.

What's this all aboot. Am i doing it wrong somehow ?

Also, can i get drunk off holy water ? i drank an ungodly amount and it didn't make we do anything besides have diarrhea and puke my guts out.

Thanks

Are you an Episcopalian? God hates that.

Wow, people like you make me sick.

We're communist's?

Do you even know what the word means, or are you spouting nonsense crap to make yourself seem more important.

"A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."

Wow, doesn't that kinda sound like the American government?

No. How does the American state plan or control the economy? When has America ever claimed to make progress towards equality?

I did not bother to read the whole thread, I took the time though to read the original post and the first reply. Pretty angering for me as a Canadian to actually read stuff like this. It is pretty apauling that you people would think such things about our country. Now I am not preacher or church goer, but I do know what church is like as I used to be an avid church goer when I was younger. You people really do not have any idea of what Canada is, Canada is basically the states... But on a smaller scale with our population. We have more land mass mind you, but in the end we are not communists, never were and never will be. Our country was founded and same with yours, and guess what, In the end we are so much the same its not even funny.

Accusing America of being the same as Canuckistan? Friend, that is WAY below the belt.

And please to god, if the americans send up a few teams of Seals or what ever to "Invade" our country...

We could probably conquer it with a few dozen well-trained terriers, nevermind seals.

If you weren't so closed minded and arrogant, you would see that the views you have only seem to fuel the hatred of your country by a large majority of the world. However, this is mostly due to your feebleminded, asinine leader, which will thankfully be out of office soon. Bringing that into light, one can only hope that the elected candidate is to be Clinton.

Why do you hate the Osamabama boy so much? Is it just because he's a darkie? Friend, there is no room for racism here.

God hates america for the exact attitude you are expressing.

Having the power to destroy all of his creations ten times over is one of the reasons god hates america.

No, the fact that God loves America is the reason why He gave us enough power to destroy all His creation ten times over. Get your facts straight.

[Alastor]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

<<We could probably conquer it with a few dozen well-trained terriers, nevermind seals.>>

Pfffff....ever had a Molson Canadian beer can thrown in your face followed up with a hockey stick to the groin? Plus the Moose up here wouldn't allow it, they're frickn crazy and satanic.