[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Yet another reason God hates Canada:

Welcome to Canada, here's your free crack pipe!

Health officials in Vancouver say they will launch a pilot project later this year to distribute clean, unused crack pipes to drug users.
While heroin users can pick up clean needles from needle-exchange programs or the city's controversial safe-injection site, crack pipes are more difficult to come by.
Some crack smokers can afford to buy small glass or Pyrex stems to use as pipes. Others fashion makeshift pipes from bottles, cans or even hollow car antennas. And in many cases, they just simply share, potentially putting themselves at risk of contracting disease.
It's part of the city's harm-reduction strategy that seeks to reduce the transmission of disease while ensuring health-care and social workers are able to interact with hard-to-reach drug addicts.

Harm reduction? Apparently in Canada harm reduction means having crack pipes lying around on the ground everywhere for kids to play with. All paid for by the taxpayer! When, oh when, is God going to wipe that perverse little nation off the face of the Earth?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

...When, oh when, is God going to wipe that perverse little nation off the face of the Earth?

Canada's not little.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Canada's not little.

Sure it is. Little faith, little morality, little minds, little military, little population, little global influence, little summer... you get the idea.

Oh wait, they do have one 'big': Big government.

[Wondering Soul]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?

This is a TERRIBLE thing to say.

Unless you can back this up with proof, I ask Kindly that you retract your statement.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

You seem to have quoted one poster and replied to another - I know Canadians are slow but what aboot trying, eh?

[dragonrider]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

By the way all you Americans, Canada's econemy is better than yours at the moment. Oh and also we have no coins with a moose on them, we do have one with an elk though. But of course you Americans are "too smart" too notice that.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

By the way all you Americans, Canada's econemy is better than yours at the moment. Oh and also we have no coins with a moose on them, we do have one with an elk though. But of course you Americans are "too smart" too notice that.

It's a caribou, moron.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_%28Canadian_coin%29

[dragonrider]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, I'm sorry, you got me there. But it is still not a moose.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, I'm sorry, you got me there. But it is still not a moose.

And Americans are supposed to know what stupid animal is on your worthless quarter when you, a typical freezer burnt Canadian, don't even know? Do you know who was on the Susan B. Anthony dollar? (Hint: it was Susan B. Anthony). I repeat, you're a moron.

What's next? Are you going to tell us that 'amazing' economy of yours isn't 100% dependent on America and America's goodwill?

[John Creeser]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

What's next? Are you going to tell us that 'amazing' economy of yours isn't 100% dependent on America and America's goodwill?

Here Here Brother Enoch!!

80% of the Canadian population lives within 200 miles of our border for a reason; they couldn't survive without us. Personally, I am looking forward to their eventual indoctrination into our great Christian nation and becoming our 51st state.

I will be there with open arms Brother Enoch when you become a True Christian American

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The thing about Canada, and I'm sure this has been touched upon repeatedly, is that it is the geographical equivalent of a bird sanctuary. Eventually, when push comes to shove, the birds will be pushed out and more worthy occupants will move in. Till then, due to lack of interest (an no foreseeable economic gain), the lilliputians can go about their hockey playing and what not in their Queen's refrigerator.

[saitan is my bitch]

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pastor ezikiel you are a good for nothing cunt face with no consideration for anything at all you stupid little fuck i will fuck come to you stupid ass little church in you stupid little town and piss on your stupid fucking jesus statue and america is the most discusting little pathetic scum bag country in the world and i hope you know what a putred little cunt you are you can suck ma big ol athiest dick

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

pastor ezikiel you are a good for nothing cooter face with no consideration for anything at all you stupid little piffle i will piffle come to you stupid ass little church in you stupid little town and piss on your stupid piffleing jesus statue and america is the most discusting little pathetic scum bag country in the world and i hope you know what a putred little cooter you are you can suck ma big ol athiest dick

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Didymus Much]

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pastor ezikiel...you can suck ma big ol athiest dick...

Don't make promises you're not willing to keep. Just sayin'.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Is it the 11 months of eating blubber in a frozen wasteland or the chemicals from fracting that makes these eskimoes so ornery?