[JennyD]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm drunk am I? Gee, I must be so drunk to not even know I am.... Thank you for opening my eyes lovely sister.

And yet you expect our Pastor Ezekiel to remember you, because you sent him those nasty photographs of your tattoos the LAST time you got all liquored up?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

How did the vote on Darwin end up? I'm really uncomfortable with that one.

It's not going to happen until our missionaries get there and save enough souls to make the Kiwis want to change the name. Even then, we're going to make sure to send a few Diebold voting machines with them.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Don't worry your drunken little head. Our missionaries will cover all the major villages (even a few minor ones) on the island.

How did the vote on Darwin end up? I'm really uncomfortable with that one.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Wow, it's been years since I have drunk myself into such a state that I didn't know that I was drunk, but you do it every day? Surprising.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Don't worry your drunken little head. Our missionaries will cover all the major villages (even a few minor ones) on the island.

I'm drunk am I? Gee, I must be so drunk to not even know I am.... Thank you for opening my eyes lovely sister.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Don't go there, go to Canberra, it's the porn capital of Australia.

Don't worry your drunken little head. Our missionaries will cover all the major villages (even a few minor ones) on the island.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Already done, there is a place over here in North Perth and Subiaco. There are fornicators and prostitution coming out of there ears so to speak there. It is the capital of debauchery. Those two places will have to be the first plan of attack. satan and all his vial scum are there. Will have it all documented for the missionaries when they arrive.
Praise The Lord

Don't go there, go to Canberra, it's the porn capital of Australia.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

No doubt the mission will need to investigate the disgusting practice of legalized prostitution in Australia, with an eye toward shutting down that immoral enterprise entirely. Perhaps you could scout that out, FGS.

Already done, there is a place over here in North Perth and Subiaco. There are fornicators and prostitution coming out of there ears so to speak there. It is the capital of debauchery. Those two places will have to be the first plan of attack. satan and all his vial scum are there. Will have it all documented for the missionaries when they arrive.
Praise The Lord

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

If i can help in any way over here in Perth, like look for places to stay, help with maps and show the missionaries around and help them in any way just let me know.

No doubt the mission will need to investigate the disgusting practice of legalized prostitution in Australia, with an eye toward shutting down that immoral enterprise entirely. Perhaps you could scout that out, FGS.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I talked to Abner briefly, but we didn't get any planning done, as he was quick to depart. He was very determined to be the first out of the parking lot. He said something about being the first to the planning meeting for the Australian mission, but that wasn't until 6 pm. I'm sure he had a fair amount to do to be prepared for the meeting.

I think he had the plans with him, but he didn't leave them for me. Maybe I can get him to fax them to me tomorrow.

[ForGodsSake]

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If i can help in any way over here in Perth, like look for places to stay, help with maps and show the missionaries around and help them in any way just let me know.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Maybe we should share some information about the mission, so the Australians can be prpared beforehand. Is there an itenerary planned? Are there meetings at other churches scheduled? This information is going to be very critical during the planning stages of this expedition. I think that it is imperative that we have organized at least the beginning part of the mission, and the townships that missionaries will stop at.

I'm sure Brother Abner has everything under control. I'm surprised you didn't approach him with these questions after services today. Why not give him a call in the morning, see if you can join the planning committee?

[Wide-Open]

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I think that it is imperative that we have organized at least the beginning part of the mission, and the townships that missionaries will stop at.

I have been told that this church would make for a fine stop.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Maybe we should share some information about the mission, so the Australians can be prpared beforehand. Is there an itenerary planned? Are there meetings at other churches scheduled? This information is going to be very critical during the planning stages of this expedition. I think that it is imperative that we have organized at least the beginning part of the mission, and the townships that missionaries will stop at.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think Satan will use vegemite as a lube. On the lucky days.

Will have to use a lot of vegemite on all these aussie scum, The land here are full of them.