[ForGodsSake]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

OMG

You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?

Guess what you heathen heretic knob, we are already here scum , and poor old Ruddy is to busy practicing his depraved rituals with his animals. Oh oops i mean the dep prime minister there Fornicators. JESUS will sort there depraved scum like practices out real quick

Oh just got off the phone with the national Church's in Australia.

Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's

National Churches of Australia. You stupid Heathen, we don't have a national Church network over here you idiot. We have a national heathen scum heretic fornication network here. Oh that's what you were referring to.
And the missionaries will be flooding in here to deprived OZ like pure water from the heavens pal.. repent before you end up with the rest of heathen scum. In hell .

[aujohnny]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Oh just got off the phone with the national Chruch's in Australia.

Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's

[aujohnny]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

OMG

You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!

That's sick and disgusting, and I hope no children saw the filth you wrote! I will not have you promoting sodomite pornography on this God-fearing website!

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Whenever you think things can't get any lower with these Austrialians something even more disgusting pops to the surface.

See how this perverted Aussie 'Artist' brutalizes the divine face of our beloved Godly President George W. Bush.

I hope our mission will be prepared.

i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!

[Juliette]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Whenever you think things can't get any lower with these Austrialians something even more disgusting pops to the surface.

See how this perverted Aussie 'Artist' brutalizes the divine face of our beloved Godly President George W. Bush.

I hope our mission will be prepared.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

1. Both are inanimate objects...They cannot respect or disrespect

How is this different from a woman?

2. A farmer takes care of the field, so there is some respect involved.

We don’t abuse our pets either, is that veneration?

3. If she was just a tool, why did Elizabeth say "Blessed are you among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb. But who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me?" (Note she says "mother of my Lord")

I hope you are not suggesting there was any girl on girl thespian depravity between Mary and Elizabeth with your emphases on “mother of my Lord should come upon me”? You paptists are a pretty sick lot if you ask me.

4. You don't capitalize Mary's name, but you capitalize satan. Do you venerate the devil now?

Of course not by let me ask you a question; who told King David to do his censes; God or Satan?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Just remember this.... once a papist, always a papist. You can run, but you can't hide.

So you're saying Jesus doesn't have the power to save?

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You think that mary worshipers are "normal?" Are you serious? Do you know what they believe? Take a look at THIS. And THIS.

Not to mention that guys like "father" Martin are boy buggerers of the first order.

If you think papists are normal, then you have a lot to learn, little miss.

I am saying he's more normal because unlike many of you, he shows people the respect they deserve including women. Good people are only good because of their mothers teaching. So as far as Im concerned... If Jesus was so great, we have his mother to thank.

Don't generalise Papists and say he is a boy bugger, how would you know? have you witnessed first hand. Sorry to burst your tiny baptist bubble but... baptists have buggered boys too..... your a liar if you say that it has never happened in history. You have a lot to learn about tolerance.

Father Thomas Martin - I am not a papist however, you stand up for your beliefs despite all the crap thrown at you and I find thay truely admirable. One day I hope to have the wonderful qualities and strength you do. These people really do test it.

Everyone else - what is this obsession with boy buggering? does it happen in your country often. I heard incest does? just a question

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

But it's respectful to create graven images of her and bow down to them? IDOLATRY, PAPIST SCUM! IDOLATRY!

Just remember this.... once a papist, always a papist. You can run, but you can't hide.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Does a hammer respect a nail FTM? Does a farmer a field? Does God respect Satan for tormenting sinners? NO! A tool is just a tool, to be used and discarded when the job was done. That was mary, a tool for the Holy Spirit to come upon.

1. Both are inanimate objects...They cannot respect or disrespect
2. A farmer takes care of the field, so there is some respect involved.
3. If she was just a tool, why did Elizabeth say "Blessed are you among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb. But who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me?" (Note she says "mother of my Lord")
4. You don't capitalize Mary's name, but you capitalize satan. Do you venerate the devil now?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Why won't you capitalize the name of Jesus' mother? She accepted God's call, yet you can't show her any respect...To disrespect her is to disrespect Him!

Does a hammer respect a nail FTM? Does a farmer a field? Does God respect Satan for tormenting sinners? NO! A tool is just a tool, to be used and discarded when the job was done. That was mary, a tool for the Holy Spirit to come upon.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Why won't you capitalize the name of Jesus' mother? She accepted God's call, yet you can't show her any respect...To disrespect her is to disrespect Him!

But it's respectful to create graven images of her and bow down to them? IDOLATRY, PAPIST SCUM! IDOLATRY!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Why won't you capitalize the name of Jesus' mother? She accepted God's call, yet you can't show her any respect...To disrespect her is to disrespect Him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Father Thomas Martin seems to be the only normal person on this piffleed up website.

Father - don't bother, they aren't worth saving their souls from hell. Let them burn.

You think that mary worshipers are "normal?" Are you serious? Do you know what they believe? Take a look at THIS. And THIS.

Not to mention that guys like "father" Martin are boy buggerers of the first order.

If you think papists are normal, then you have a lot to learn, little miss.